The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 21, 2009 6:30 am

No you probably saw VERY BAD Santa pee on the playa! There is a DIFFERENCE!!!!{{gigglesnort}}

hehehehheeeee

We will be there MozY! Unfortunately it will be earlier then the party and again our departure earlier then the party.
But gotta see ya "OLD MAN" heheheheeeeee

SMOOCHES!!!!!!

Hey everyone ...ITs hump day! Go hump someone will ya!?!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 21, 2009 6:32 am

Ok...Its Not hUmP Day....fuck Im lost, anyone got a flashlight?

Still go hump somebody, just for shits n giggles!

hehehheeee

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 21, 2009 6:38 am

oops, twitchy finger double post........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 21, 2009 6:38 am

*wanders in bar via secret attic/fire slide pole (suitable for dancing as well)*

Hey PM..........you're here early.

*checking calendar*

hhhmmmmmmmwelll........
any day should be hump day.........grin.........

*plugs in espresso matching*

Java?

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:26 am

~ a cloud passes quietly over the playa, a whisp of a wind moves things about playfully with a hint of warm remorse. the door to the bar opens the rebbi makes his way slowly in.~

Hi guys I got the bad news that Jim Baker, known on the playa and the eplaya as Hunter S. has passed (not fully verified, but was told to me by one of his co-workers in Ridgecrest, Ca). He was living a burners life in Mexico and had been there a few months when he learned he had cancer and succumbed a month later. He will be missed.....

(raises glass of Jack) To Hunter....

the rebbi

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:29 am

rebbi:
if you've lost a friend, I offer my condolences...........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:58 am

No partyâ€¦all most everyone has canceled or is just not coming now.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:57 am

Dude! That sucks. I was looking forward to hearing the crazy stories.....If it weren't for the fact that I just got back from Europe, I would have tried to make it out.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:54 am

*finally lifts head from pillow after a deep slumber of
oooey goooey homemade brownies from last night*

WARNING WILL ROBINSON --- WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT EAT MONKEYPOO'S BROWNIES!!!!

how many more posts do we gotta do to make it to 3000?

post this, honey.....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:05 am

MozyBonz wrote:No partyâ€¦all most everyone has canceled or is just not coming now.

No one is coming? I find that sooooo hard to believe.
I was hoping for a donkey and a few fire spinners.

Well, I'm coming.

And I made homemade fucking ooey gooey special brownies, goddammit.

Anyone who doesn't show up is missin' out.

Mozy plays good music.

And I made browniies.

Just more for me and Mozy and Bump, I guess.

hmpfh.

weenie burners out there......

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:59 am

happy birthday mozy!

i would be there if you had your party closer ... it's your fault, for being so far away!

just you and monkeypoo sounds like a party to me.... you sure you need anyone else???????

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:37 pm

Here's to Mozy, and Poo and her brownies and you and you and YOU, too.
**clink**

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:49 pm

Aw, that's too pretty to eat.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:53 pm

Nothing goes better with Coke than subliminal seduction.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:52 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Aw, that's too pretty to eat.

not sure I've ever said, or, even, thought that...........

are you a "new age Barbarian"?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:52 pm

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**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:14 pm

I'm putting on my bells....

Risky

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:48 am

Hi everyone,
How's it going?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:12 am

ygmir wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Aw, that's too pretty to eat.
not sure I've ever said, or, even, thought that...........

are you a "new age Barbarian"?

i could lick it and nibble a little bit, playfully.

Okay, I could go all "American Pie" on it. Is that what you were looking for?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:14 am

Enters Bar. Notices balloons, Monkeypoo's fudge, roaring fire.
Sets out glass, fills with dark smooth yumminess, slides drink down the counter into the shadows...

Risky

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:50 am

Happy Fucking Birthday MOZY!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

And a nice twist...Too.... Miss Velvetina Sinner TOO!!!!!!!
Sharing the bday's is always fun!
Thats why Titwi and I are only 12 hours apart!

Let the Summer Bdays commence!!!!!

Hey MozY! ...Ya'll should come up for Velvetina's Costume bash tonight...then we'll all go down to your place for recuperation cocktails in the morning!!!!
Costume Circa.....13th-17th century Midevil/Renaissance!!!!

Gives everyone 300+years of costumage idea's!!!!!
If your in the Reno area...PM me for details!

I will only check my pm's till around the Nooonish! Then I'll be offline for the next 2 days of Birthday fun!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:52 am

Oh yeah....Men in Tight Tights!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:21 am

yeah, happy birthday Mozy............bummer about the party getting canceled.........

Happy birthday Miss Velvetina Sinner, too..........

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:31 pm

Happy milestone birthday Mozy!

You are loved!!!!!!!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:17 pm

mojo wrote:Happy milestone birthday Mozy!

You are loved!!!!!!!!!

MB, You old fuck .. Happy Birthday...

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:54 pm

Happy birthday Mozybones!!! Hope you're having a great day and that you are given lot of cheezdoodles. Oh wait, I guess I don't wish that (then there'll be fewer for me...) You can send those to me if you get any.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:16 pm

Happy birthday Mozybones. I'm grateful that you were born and that you're part of our life.

I hope you're enjoying the day, appreciating the scent of a woman, admiring the curves, loving them as you do so well. We appreciate your love and gladly take this opportunity to celebrate you.

For this day, I'm gifting my divine bow to you. Use it well.

*kiss*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:23 pm

thank you

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Now if you will all excuse me I need to be alone. I'm not having a very good day.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:49 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri May 22, 2009 6:15 pm

Man, what is that awesome fragrance in here?
It smells like 50 YEAR OLD MAN in here!!!!

No. That's not it. It's more like Viagra, Preperation H,
Polident and Bengay all wrapped up into one.

I am soooooo turned on right now.

Happy Birthday, dear Mozy....from me and grandbaby RJ.

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PS: Don't forget to go to Denny's for your free birthday meal!

And then there's the whole barrage of AARP mail that starts coming
to your house. How do they KNOW when we turn 50 anyway?

Mucho birthday hugs, dear friend!!!!

The Bar

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