"Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears" LMFAO

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"Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears" LMFAO

Post by caro. » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:24 pm

Thought that there had to be a few of you out there who needed a good x-mas eve chuckle to distract you from whatever you have going on. A friend told me about these gummy bears awhile back and I just stumbled upon the most hilarious reviews of them on amazon. Click the amazon link, then scroll down to "Most Helpful Customer Reviews". Round of applause for the first fabulous reviewer, Christine Torok. I laughed so hard that everyone in my cube farm now thinks I'm crazy.. I mean crazier.

Laugh hard and enjoy your holiday!

http://www.amazon.com/haribo-sugar-free ... b008jellca
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Post by Savannah » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:33 pm

Nice find! :lol:

I think perhaps my favorite is the review/epic tale posted just a few more down, called:

My Dinner With Andrea
By @StuPurdue on November 21, 2013

I would also like to direct your attention to the Amazon UK site's reviews of "Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml"
3,084 of 33,547 people found the following review helpful
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Andrew on 24 Jan 2012
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
and
5,973 of 6,683 people found the following review helpful
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION
By The Cantankerous Tiger on 17 April 2012
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

In summary:

Pros: A small expense, certainly didn't burn a hole in my pocket.

Cons: Did burn a hole in my scrotum

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.
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Post by caro. » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:38 pm

haha.. yeah.. there were so many good ones. the first one had the most impact on me because i wasn't expecting it. damn hilarious stuff. hahahaha.. reading the nair things and enjoying them immensely. another excellent find!
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Post by Aurelia » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:57 pm

Yes it was a good antidote to Christmasitis

And, ironically a burner gifted me a bag a year ago and I was on volunteer duty
A big disaster..I became so familiar with how disgusting I was that it took a friend to politely
ask me to go wash !
My clothes went in the burn barrel

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Post by lucky420 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:35 pm

Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:06 pm

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:04 pm

Important stuff for a fish like myself.
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Post by Tin Halo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:41 pm

I actually did need that laughter, thank you.

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Post by Aurelia » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:54 pm

so we have moved from huge shit to ships

smooth

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Post by caro. » Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:25 am

Bin Noddin wrote:But don't forget this classic:

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships- ... 0870334336
hahaha.. huge ships. another win.
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Post by Bless » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:58 pm

Oh man that was funny.
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Post by caro. » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:23 pm

yay - so happy that everyone got a good laugh out of em. sometimes that little break to have a solid giggle makes all of the difference in a day.
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Post by goathead » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:23 am

hmmm, bar snacks?

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Post by FlyingMonkey » Fri Feb 06, 2015 4:17 am

caro. wrote:Thought that there had to be a few of you out there who needed a good x-mas eve chuckle to distract you from whatever you have going on. A friend told me about these gummy bears awhile back and I just stumbled upon the most hilarious reviews of them on amazon. Click the amazon link, then scroll down to "Most Helpful Customer Reviews". Round of applause for the first fabulous reviewer, Christine Torok. I laughed so hard that everyone in my cube farm now thinks I'm crazy.. I mean crazier.

Laugh hard and enjoy your holiday!

http://www.amazon.com/haribo-sugar-free ... b008jellca

Around X-Mas last year our "help desk" had a huge bowl of those gummies & people would grab handfuls of them. I can vouch for the stated effect. Funny, but so NOT funny when it's you. If you are looking for an easy cleanse diet, you should strongly consider them. But be forewarned, they may work better than you would think.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:04 am

Gifts for that neighbor?

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Post by goathead » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:41 am

or that co-worker

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