Caption Contest 5

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Caption Contest 5

Post by Alpha » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:59 pm

Now that I've got my little image problem worked out, I do believe it's time for the next caption contest!

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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by cowboyangel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:20 pm

Alpha wrote:Now that I've got my little image problem worked out, I do believe it's time for the next caption contest!

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Paul Wolfowitz' illegitimate son, in a Tel Aviv basement
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Post by tsunami » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:47 pm

The straw that broke the camels back for Corey Haims' drug habit, arose from a weeklong bender with Corey Feldman, a camcorder, and a dream of remaking the Bangal's remake "Walk like an Egyptian"[/i]
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:50 pm

Michael Jackson takes it all the way this time.

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Post by Alpha » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:57 pm

"Kurt's Madonna impersonation was legendary in his own mind, but was received less than enthusiastically by the other students in detention."

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Post by geekster » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:25 pm

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:53 pm

"...and here is a photo of the wild North American MetalHead in it's natural habitat. In these alleys, the Metalhead consists solely on crushed beer cans, stale urine, methamphetamines, and marijuana. In its startled expression, we see a prime example of why the Metalhead's idea of camoflague ultimately lead to its decline."
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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:04 am

"Zack" took to repeated viewings of "Barbarela" and decided to do the Barbarela thingy in his dad's auto repair shop
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:12 am

cowboyangel wrote:
Alpha wrote:Now that I've got my little image problem worked out, I do believe it's time for the next caption contest!

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Paul Wolfowitz' illegitimate son, in a Tel Aviv basement

or...something tells me this is outta LA
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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:20 am

and the next contestant is Roger, modeling a new Zap electric thong restraint device from Popeil
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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:37 am

Zorro got tired of the masked thing so now it's "Miss Zorro!!!!!!!!"
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Post by tisha2 » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:40 am

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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:42 am

"Ok Jess, after you finish taking these pictures do you think you can change the problem with the reveal in the crotch area?"
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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:47 am

"Ok...Now you can turn the fan on"
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Post by tisha2 » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:50 am

cowboyangel wrote:"Ok Jess, after you finish taking these pictures do you think you can change the problem with the reveal in the crotch area?"

:lol: :lol:
*falling out of fucking chair*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Force » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:29 am

You have a fucking chair?

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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Force » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:33 am

Cuz I don't wanna miss a thing baaaaabe...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:09 am

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:08 pm

life in the seminary got too complicated for Sebastian, so he soon found an interesting way to deal with the pressure
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Post by geekster » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:10 pm

Mr Jones, in the course of our background investigation for employment, a google search on your email address resulted in the above photograph. Would you care to elaborate?
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Post by samtzu » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:44 pm

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:52 pm

after his dog refused to wear his new electronic fence, Alex decided to wear it himself and show Woofie just how fun it could be!
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Post by Discosybil » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:15 pm

Rod Stewarts new album cover celebrating old songs such as
"Do you think I'm sexy"

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