FW: YOUR PTO WAS NOT APPROVED

debudodley · Post by **debudodley** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 8:38 pm

SUBJECT: FW: YOUR PTO WAS NOT APPROVED
SENT: August 28, 2015, 4:22PM
FROM: 'HR Normcore'
TO: [email protected]

Hello Dusty Drug Hippie,

After carefully reviewing our needs for Q3, we unfortunately have to decline your request for Paid Time Off from August 30-September 7. We realize you've been preparing for your desert dance festival for the last 51 weeks, and we would like to substitute your vacation with a one-time direct deposit of an appropriate amount as a make-good. Please respond promptly with your desired dollar amount, as our Human Resources division is leaving on a team-building exercise in Dallas for six weeks.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.

HR Normcore

P.S. The Company is open to an alternate form of recompense, should cold hard cash be insufficient.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:07 pm

You ain't got enough money to FUCK me that hard!!!

caffeineslinger · Post by **caffeineslinger** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:21 pm

I don't know...
How about triple what I spend on a burn and a guarantee of two weeks paid during the burn every year after?

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:38 pm

Welcome to eplaya, iareyes89.

Sorry you lost your shit, debudodley.

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:50 am

Do I feel a sickness coming, with a week of sick leave required? Have any Dr. friends?

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:46 am

Mod Note: Nudged to Open Discussion for a better fit.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:13 am

Some day HR will be acknowledged for its single handed destruction of American business.

chuckularone · Post by **chuckularone** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:08 am

I have already submitted my request for 3 weeks of PTO for the 2016 burn. It has already been approved.

spacetime · Post by **spacetime** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:22 am

http://www.theonion.com/article/no-one- ... stival-679

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:33 am

I clicked here wondering who would approve my winch drive.......

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:36 am

ygmir wrote:I clicked here wondering who would approve my winch drive.......

I approve your winch drive! My nickname in high school used to be "Winch".

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:47 am

lucky420 wrote:
ygmir wrote:I clicked here wondering who would approve my winch drive.......

I approve your winch drive! My nickname in high school used to be "Winch".

I or E ?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:23 am

I. But you can call me "wench"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:02 pm

going to the event is enough pay. Last 5 - 10 years ago were unpaid time off, negotiated at time of hire: I would always be gone at that time.

retired 5 years ago

graduated from BurningMan last year, now a free agent

Mansoon · Post by **Mansoon** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:18 pm

WELL, Stubhub (sounds like you'll get castrated if you go there) DO go up to $1.1 million, so, if they want to give you THAT much

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