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Post by buckethead alien » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:20 pm

My submission for Post of the Day. So what if it was from yesterday; this could be the Post of the Year:
Isotopia wrote:
Is this a 'personals' column?

It is now Badger.


Ms. Isotopia's personal:
Looking for gloating, sanctimonious Republican hypocrite who seeks having their ass drilled like it was the last parcel of unspoiled ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Reserve) land in North America by angry, disillusioned bay area Democrat and soon to be Canadian dwelling expatriate.

You: self-loathing, Lexus worshipping, closet case hell-bent on believing your obsession with cock is just a ‘phase’ that you’ll pass through until you can muster the requisite finances to dupe your hometown sweetheart into marrying you. Special consideration allotted to clean cut, church going fundamentalist who preys (oops) prays for the souls of underage choir boys while jacking on your prayer stick like some aging, closeted Bishop at a boys 5th grade swim meet. Extra points if you’re a nelly, Log Cabin apologist that jerks off on pics of Milton Friedman. You’re a poseur - and you know it. A hypocrite - and you know it. A big ass, nelly faggot that wants his ass stuffed harder than a Florida ballot box.

Me: Older, cocky, mid-40s loud-mouthed faggot with a general contempt for tight-ass, closeted Republican pretty boys seeks to re-educate you with my own version of ‘supply side’ economics. I am a versatile, You’re lame. You know one sexual position and that’s lying on your spine-free backside with your feet in the air while you fantasize getting poled up the pooper by John Maynard Keynes and recite the stations of the cross like it was some goddamn ‘Friends’ re-run that you’ve watched for the 17th fucking time just to take your marginally functioning brain off the fact that you like cock. Admit it pussy; you want Demo dick.

I'm not a '10' and am not seeking one. In fact I eschew such
creatures-unless you're married and there's a remote chance that I can
ruin your marriage. General interests include fucking and then 'outing' closeted members of the clergy after, burning tires in front of the local RNC office and playing "scratch the
Mercedes."

The possibility of a companionship situation with you is fairly unlikely seeing as I’d probably stab you (or myself) in the throat after the first week of having to suffer through your monosyllabic tirades about how queers are ruining it for everyone.

You get the idea.


If this sounds interesting to you drop me a line and we can discuss things further you pathetic asshat. Look forward to hearing from you.

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Post by DVD Burner » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:24 pm

Yep I thought that was pretty funny too. :lol:
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Post by tisha2 » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:46 pm

yee-ah! i actually read this out loud to my friend today...! funny, funny, shit!

i second...

all in favor...?
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Post by Simply Joel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:21 am

aye
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!


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Post by samtzu » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:21 am

Aye!
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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Post by nipples » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:02 am

Nominee for Tuesday (under the wire by three minutes!):



I confess that when I got home last night, the first thing I did was to check in the mirror and see if I could find any of Lydia's (who was in burner chick mode - yum!) dark lipstick on my neck. Thank god I found some.

(By Sensei, Confessions thread at 11:57pm)

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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:19 am

What about this one --->
regynalonglank wrote:I just think you guys are the best, funniest, most intelligent, open minded, realistic, sexy, fun to be around, wildest, most sophisticated people i have ever met.

Fuck you for being so cool, i mean how do you expect anyone to keep up with that shit? i barely have two brain cells left to rub together for warmth, and here you go flaunting your schmarmy frontal lobes all over the internet - you have some kind of nerve. i am appalled!

wow, i don't know what came over me, i think i must have forgotten to eat lunch today or something, please forgive my cretinous behaviour.

may i offer you an adult beverage?

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Post by Simply Joel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:00 am

i gotta give that one to regynalonglank...

and honorable mention to Rob the Wop for creating the thread" "Conflict resolution 101: Alcohol bribery"

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Post by samtzu » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:57 am

Again, I find myself voting with Joel...

What the fuck!!!????
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Post by Simply Joel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:28 am

samtzu wrote:Again, I find myself voting with Joel...

What the fuck!!!????
are you sure i am not sending electronic signals to your brain and controlling your thoughts?

DVD, is just my sock....

:lol:
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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:34 pm

:lol: :lol: now THAT is fucking scary...
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:34 pm

If you can humm while a dick is caressing your vocalcords your all set!

nuf said
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:37 pm

wow, and here i was all miffed about not being a crush, being a potd is soooo much better! shoot ya'll...
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:39 pm

I would crush you regyna but I hate the crush thread
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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:46 pm

stuart wrote:I would crush you regyna but I hate the crush thread
Cause stuart is getting crushed on that thread all the time.
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:47 pm

thanks for sharing
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:49 pm

well i will consider myself duly crushed

i just love the feel of body weight...slowly...smashing...me...
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:52 pm

my wife calls that a gravity hug
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:03 pm

well your wife must be an amazing woman!
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:05 pm

words can't describe the superstardom that is Laura.
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:24 am

So much good stuff yesterday, but this....this....
cowboyangel wrote:you should be spanked by someone who knows how...like Rob
.... brilliant treatment of the transgression/redemption duality

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Post by DVD Burner » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:40 am

Lydia Love wrote:Note to self:

When you think maybe you should have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up...

you probably should.
I dont know if this was posted as a POTD but I thought it was hilarious.
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wise words

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:07 am

DVD Burner wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:Note to self:

When you think maybe you should have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up...

you probably should.
I dont know if this was posted as a POTD but I thought it was hilarious.
If this were a democracy, that one's got my vote... or perhaps I am saying too much...
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:13 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:Note to self:

When you think maybe you should have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up...

you probably should.
I dont know if this was posted as a POTD but I thought it was hilarious.
If this were a democracy, that one's got my vote... or perhaps I am saying too much...
i concur.
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Post by samtzu » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:17 am

Yesterday was a tough day all the way around. I don't think I have laughed so much at simple postings in all the time I've been here. Everyone was "on", the timing was as close to perfect as non-professionals can get. Silver was cracking me up on the Fuck! thread; Stuart and Regyna flickering avatar changes were great, the bar was hoppin'... fuck, it was all good!!
And here is my vote for POTD: Rob wrote
regynalonglank wrote:

i hear it's pretty cool if you hum when giving a hummer...any reports?
<sigh>
Welp, for my duty in the name of science, I'm offering up myself as an experimental subject. To be fully accurate with my data, you know you do have to have at least a statistical sample of 10 hummers and compare them to 10 non-hummer samples.

The things I do for science.
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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:06 am

Is it funnier if you know that I was absofuckinglutely dead on serious when I posted it?
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by DVD Burner » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:23 am

Lydia Love wrote:Is it funnier if you know that I was absofuckinglutely dead on serious when I posted it?
Probally something I posted.
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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:28 pm

pffft.

It ain't all about you.

<insert random smiley here>
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:32 pm

Lydia Love wrote:pffft.

It ain't all about you.

<insert random smiley here>
i concur
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Post by samtzu » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:36 pm

Let me vote on today's entry early... Rob the Wop from the caption contest #8
Ok, so two pieces of sod walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What are you wearing on your head?"...
I almost soiled myself on that one....
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