Note To Self

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:34 pm

Note to self:

When you think maybe you should have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up...

you probably should.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:35 pm

i love you lydia love...you so funny! and so right :)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:56 pm

Well, as long as you verbalize it I think you'll be okay~!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:04 pm

note to self:

when working in the customer service industry, it is not appropriate to kick a customer in the face with a golf shoe, no matter how much you might want to.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:22 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:note to self:

when working in the customer service industry, it is not appropriate to kick a customer in the face with a golf shoe, no matter how much you might want to.

Some times It's the customer service representatives duty to provide the customer what he needs not just what he asks for.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:29 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Note to self:

When you think maybe you should have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up...

you probably should.

You can get this in liters now...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:51 pm

next time hide her underpants where the wife won't find them

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:12 pm

does that come with the can of whoop ass, or do you have to get that separately?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:15 pm

cowboyangel always has a good excuse because he always tells the truth

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:08 pm

Note to self: You must minimize this window, you may not spend another minute here, you have other things to do, like WORK!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:15 pm

If it's plugged in and the chassis is open, do NOT touch your tongue to it.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:16 pm

If you do not know her and you're in a public park, do NOT touch your tongue to it.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:17 pm

If it's cold and yellow, do NOT touch your tongue to it.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:18 pm

If it looks like my avatar, do NOT touch your tongue to it.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:50 pm

Note to self....... don't ask

remotely,
the rebbi

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:05 pm

The Captain always says...
If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:07 pm

Note to self...
Become as water.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:10 pm

when in doubt...reach for Jägermeister!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:21 pm

GUFFAW!

Cowboy, you've inspired me. I'm going to a real bar and get myself a good drink.

Then when I'm in doubt, I'll just smile, nod, and take another sip.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:46 pm

If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.

Baby, that ain't what you said last week...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:16 am

"Note to self: Feed mayonase to tuna fish."

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:21 am

note to self:

ride bike today to avoid rob's new avatar.
cheers!
-b

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:44 am

gigglesnort wrote:Note to self: You must minimize this window, you may not spend another minute here, you have other things to do, like WORK!

Dammit, Christine, don't make me tell me twice....

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:04 am

Note To Self: Use caution when working with zippers!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:18 am

if you dont know where its been dont put it in your mouth.......

....oops

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:03 pm

cowboyangel wrote:cowboyangel always has a good excuse because he always tells the truth

note to self....

be wary of those who profess their honesty when their honesty was never originally in question.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:33 pm

Note to self: Waxing your testicles is NEVER a good idea.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:48 am

NTS: Attempting to use the porta potties while wearing moon shoes and voluminous clothes after drinking Robbie's special sauce is not to be attempted.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:50 am

remind self to tell wife not to peruse husband's eplaya traffic.
(she said she respects herself too much to do that)

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:52 am

nts- remember, whenever you do anything halfway major to your computer, it will take a day of fiddling to get it right, so plan for that.

also- remember that rob brezny told geminis to direct our anger to the right person at the right time in the right way. Dumping on the boyfriend is not that.

Note To Self

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...........You're wearing two left shoes..............

Tuna

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