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The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by trilobyte » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:03 pm

Since the clock's been striking midnight in a few different timezones already, I'm kicking open the doors on the shiny new 2016 Bar thread. For those who don't know what this is... this is what's called a banter thread. Friendly conversation as you would have with friends (old, new, and not yet acquainted with) at a neighborhood bar.

Black Rock City has lots and lots (and lots) of bars, and while the art and spectacle are amazing... the people and the interactions are pretty amazing too. Everyone is welcome to join in. The more the merrier, and this place never runs out of barstools, booths, or never-ending blanket (NEB) to cuddle under.

For those interested in catching up, the 2015 bar thread started here, and the last post is here. If you've really got a lot of time on your hands or are feeling nostalgic, the original bar thread can be found here.

Drinks all round (whatever your beverage of choice, and regardless of whether you're drinking alcohol)! Cheers!
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Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:40 pm

*puts cheeze doodles in DA Mules stall,starts ECM, lights candle and places cigar and scotch in dark corner booth, calls people "of the body", strokes Juke and ABB, rolls out NEB, stretches out in ROS, fluffs IBBOD, stomps on trap door, and hears them.....OMWs

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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:01 pm

Hello Bar!

Thank you ygmir, nice and cozy....
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:03 pm

HI Lucky! yer supposed to be sleeping, yes? 3 am will show up soon.........
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:11 pm

ygmir wrote:HI Lucky! yer supposed to be sleeping, yes? 3 am will show up soon.........

Soon...I plan to be in bed by 8
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:15 pm

lucky420 wrote:
ygmir wrote:HI Lucky! yer supposed to be sleeping, yes? 3 am will show up soon.........

Soon...I plan to be in bed by 8
8 something............
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Patsh » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:30 pm

Wow!! A nice, shiny new bar!

Happy New Year to ALL!


*pulls little (battery-powered)fan from backpack, sets on bar...
tosses a handful of Playa Dust into the airflow*


There. That's better! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:32 pm

ygmir wrote:
lucky420 wrote:
ygmir wrote:HI Lucky! yer supposed to be sleeping, yes? 3 am will show up soon.........

Soon...I plan to be in bed by 8
8 something............
:lol: screen wipes please

Happy New Year Patsch :mrgreen:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:08 pm

it's the square root of 69...............
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Post by gaminwench » Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:58 pm

I love it when you talk like that. 8)

Cheers, everyone!
puts a bottle of Bushmill's on the bar :D
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:06 pm

Goodnight Bar...enjoy the night 8)
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Post by Aurelia » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:38 pm

Dear Bar !

Yggy Lucky, Patsh GW.

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:11 pm

It's all splodey outside.
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:54 pm

So this is the new joint... I hope they pour generously.
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by gaminwench » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:01 pm

'They', pardner?
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:47 pm

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Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service, Massage Clinic, Foot Washing Salon, Body Painting Studio, & Piano Lounge

NOW TWO LOCATIONS! BICYCLE TECHS, BODY PAINTERS, MASSAGISTS, ETC WANTED -- OPEN TO IDEAS FOR NEW SERVICES
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Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:50 pm

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Now, that's more like it. The first one must have gotten wet.
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Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:53 pm

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Three cheers and a beer champagne for Nephew and AntiM and all the ships at sea!
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:09 pm

well, Happy New year, if I don't stay up late enough......
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:18 pm

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*stumbles thru swinging doors, wearing overalls, hard hat, steel-toe boots*

Ooof, pant, pant, hark.... Oh, hey there! Sorry 'bout the mess. But I think I got the new roof done in time for this here new Bar.
I mean... in this neighborhood, come Midnight, there will be such a hail of bullets going straight up -- and coming straight down... last New Year's Eve my water-bed turned into a fountain. But no such worries with this Bar!

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Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:24 pm

Dang, the place could use some dee-coor. Well, I brought the furniture, anyway. Gimme a hand here?

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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:28 pm

Elliot! you're the best!
*cinches heavy lifting keep my guts in belt*
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Elliot » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:30 pm

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[enter Rod Serling, stage left]

RS: "And so begins another year of... The Twilight Bar."

[theme music]
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:34 pm

Elliot wrote:.
[enter Rod Serling, stage left]

RS: "And so begins another year of... The Twilight Bar."

[theme music]
prescient Elliot! I'm watching a Twilight Zone marathon, as we speak.
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by burner von braun » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:20 am

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Good news! They're delivering our expensive new refrigerators out back..

*switches on new bar security camera*


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Post by Ratty » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:34 am

(flies through the swing doors) Where is everybody? Am I late or early? I rushed over from work, (at the bar), to see the new place.
This will do nicely. flops on the dusty couch and pulls out a giant bottle of champagne. A toast. May all your wishes come true. Happy New Year.
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Post by burner von braun » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:41 am

Happy New Year Ratty! And to all of you barflies!

Cheers!
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:25 am

Morning Bar! :lol:

Off to bartend the early shift at The Morris...

Hope everyone's not to overhung :coffee:
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Post by FIGJAM » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:23 am

Maybe I can keep this one.

I resolve not to dissolve. 8)
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Re: The Bar 2016 Edition

Post by Aurelia » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:57 am

Good Morning Dear Bar

and here we are on resolutions
Figgy's is first..PLease don't dissolve

My first one is
hmm, okay, I will attempt to make life simpler

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