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ME to YOU

Post by Southern Beau » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:18 pm

Truthfully, I do not have a deep burning intrest in trying to commo with a vast array of people, whom I've never met, on a computer.
Truthfully my main goal in even posting this is to impress an incredibly beautiful, caring, and sometimes cognitive woman.
And possibly to offset my continued ridicule of the amount of time she spends on the eplaya, with a benifit of some revival of the knowledge that not everything is as it is where I'm at. That although I might dance like the Jerk, cuss oh so proficiently after a single 12 pack of beer, and become a tad bit gasseous after her splendid macaroni and cheese.... That even though I came over with a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses, I do not know why she spends much time on eplaya, as of now.
So yeah, I got to go take a crap.

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Post by gigglesnort » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:56 pm

Water makes him a tad bit gasseous.

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Post by geekster » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:00 pm

Dude ... a 12-inch dick AND flowers and she STILL is on eplaya? Might I suggest a different approach? How about a scented bubble bath, candles, and some Drambuie on ice ... and leave the 12-inch dick in the top drawer next to the bed, you might be needing it later.
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Post by Badger » Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:50 pm

I came over with a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses,
Dude, ya gotta be a tad more romantic than that. Try stirring her beer with that 12" schlong for that little extra romantic touch.
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Post by helitack » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:00 pm

I always bring roses but alas, hmmmm, well, ah, ya see.........

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Post by Wind_Borne » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:42 am

12 inches, eh? Be careful with that thing. You could hurt somebody. As Spiderman says, "with great pwoer comes great responsibility!"
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:43 am

geekster wrote:Dude ... a 12-inch dick AND flowers and she STILL is on eplaya? Might I suggest a different approach? How about a scented bubble bath, candles, and some Drambuie on ice ... and leave the 12-inch dick in the top drawer next to the bed, you might be needing it later.
Hey geekie! That's what I'm talking about. What are you doing Friday night? :wink:

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:23 am

Hey, and don't let him fool you.....he completely made up the part about hte dozen roses.

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:31 am

C or D cell?

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12" ear

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:32 am

Southern Beau: A 12" appendage can be strapped on, not so with a listening ear. You might be getting good at pretending to listen, that's why you are here.

With Gigglesnort looking over your shoulder, you're not going to let us know you anymore than at a cocktail party. Try this: log on with a different name from a different computer and start in here again. Don't let giggles know who you are and don't address her directly. Either she will rediscover her soulmate (you?) or you will find an unexpected something pouring out of you. I hope it is both.

Both of you: Mean time, try some eye gazing or something.
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:57 am

Mr. Mister Jellyfish, are you condoning the use of a *gasp* SOCK?

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Yes

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:27 am

Absolutely! I guess that was a very convoluted way to explain it but I was trying to speak to a newbie. Now, to find a 12" sock!
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:39 am

Mister, you hit the nail on the, ahem, head when you talked about the "listening ear." This man has been chasing after me since we were kids, but I wasn't all that interested before as he mostly talked about himself - alot - and still struggles w the listening, though he is improving...... slightly.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:47 am

sounds like SB and Woodrow should get together.

there seems to be a common topical thread here.
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:14 am

Rian Jackson wrote:sounds like SB and Woodrow should get together.

there seems to be a common topical thread here.
Oooh, lawdy, don't let him hear you talking like that; he's also terribly HOMOPHOBIC (fuckin redneck).

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Post by blyslv » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:12 am

gigglesnort wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:sounds like SB and Woodrow should get together.

there seems to be a common topical thread here.
Oooh, lawdy, don't let him hear you talking like that; he's also terribly HOMOPHOBIC (fuckin redneck).
That's a shame, that 12 inches could get a lot more use.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:13 am

come to think of it, he didn't really saY WHO the 12 inch dick belongs to.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:23 am

I'm just not sure if he had been "average" would she have only got 7 roses?
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Post by Woodrow » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:55 am

12"???? I'm humbled....

Is his real name Mr. Ed? Or Shamu?
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:14 am

Woodrow wrote:12"???? I'm humbled....

Is his real name Mr. Ed? Or Shamu?
Hey Woody! What's up? :wink:

Big Swingin Dick is how it's listed on hte certificate, I think.

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Post by shitmouse » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:10 pm

""That even though I came over with a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses, I do not know why she spends much time on eplaya, as of now.
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maybe it's all baout what's *upstairs* than *downstairs*??
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Re: 12" ear

Post by Alpha » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:06 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: Don't let giggles know who you are and don't address her directly.
Is anyone else hearing a Rupert Holmes song right now?

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:31 pm

12" yeah, yeah, yeah, You got any guns or anything like that? Something explosive, or flamable? Tell us about you're sheep?



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Post by Badger » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:05 pm

maybe it's all baout what's *upstairs* than *downstairs*??
Oh GREAT Shjitmouse. There you go playing the sensitive, intellectual card.
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Post by III » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:20 pm

can i just say, i love it when other people slip up with the double double quotes too?
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Post by sparkletarte » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:23 pm

12" would scare me enough to spend more time on the eplaya than in the bed (or wherever).

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Post by Count Sockula » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:18 pm

[count from sesame street voice]AH AH AH AH AAAHHHHH[count from sesame street voice][lightning strike, thunder]
I don't know what yer talking about.

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sheep

Post by Southern Beau » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:04 pm

Rabbi D.R
Well all the shit I had that could blow up got blowed up. And I have had a hard time with the sheep situation since living in Oregon with some guy from west Virginia. The neighbors sheep got real scared when he went strolling around naked with his Red Ball boots.

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Re: sheep

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:04 am

Southern Beau wrote:Rabbi D.R
Well all the shit I had that could blow up got blowed up. And I have had a hard time with the sheep situation since living in Oregon with some guy from west Virginia. The neighbors sheep got real scared when he went strolling around naked with his Red Ball boots.
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Post by Southern Beau » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:05 pm

Hold it in your hand Mr. Murphy, just like the neck of a turkey.

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