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Joe 4 President!!!

Post by omegared » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:02 pm

Are you tired of the political nonsense? Do you not savor the idea of voting for either Hillary or Trump? There is an alternative. A burner alternative. Vote 4 Joe. Joe runs on a platform that is firmly against the consumption of pets (cats, dogs, etc.) Joe won't come into your house at night and wreck up the place. Joe once got stuck in an elevator for 5 hours. Do you need more qualifications? Come to the Man base Mon-Wed for more details on the Joe 4 President campaign rally. In November, remember, VOTE 4 JOE!!!
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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by lucky420 » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:31 am

He's got my vote. I think it's the elevator thing that pushed me over the edge :coffee:
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Post by ygmir » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:36 am

lucky420 wrote:He's got my vote. I think it's the elevator thing that pushed me over the edge :coffee:
because you pushed the ground floor button?
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Post by Just_Joe » Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:57 am

Thanks for the intro, OmegaRed.

While the team and I are still formalizing my official platform, one thing I'd like to stress is that we all need to "Work Together".

I'm excited to announce that Bill Murray has been selected to be my running mate. If anyone knows how to get in touch with him, I'd appreciate you hitting me up with his digits.

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Post by Ratty » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:10 am

Sorry. I just made up my mind for the 100th time. I just ordered my bumper sticker. "I'm voting for that lying Bitch". Only because I'm afraid of the dangerous psychopath. I'll put it over the last 99 stickers i've put on.
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Post by lucky420 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:20 am

Just_Joe wrote:Thanks for the intro, OmegaRed.

While the team and I are still formalizing my official platform, one thing I'd like to stress is that we all need to "Work Together".

I'm excited to announce that Bill Murray has been selected to be my running mate. If anyone knows how to get in touch with him, I'd appreciate you hitting me up with his digits.

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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by trilobyte » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:39 pm

I'm moving this over to the Open Discussion board, since that's a better fit for general OT threads.

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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by Just_Joe » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:09 am

trilobyte wrote:I'm moving this over to the Open Discussion board, since that's a better fit for general OT threads.
If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.

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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:16 pm

Just_Joe wrote:
trilobyte wrote:I'm moving this over to the Open Discussion board, since that's a better fit for general OT threads.
If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.
or his "special purpose"........internet points for catching reference
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Post by JayBobBoy » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:36 pm

"Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin."

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Post by Ratty » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:48 pm

What have they done for me lately? JOE gave me some piece of swag that either had his name on it or 'vote for Joe'. If I can find it I'm voting for Joe.

At the Burn I can say that JOE had the most comfortable camp. No chairs. No benches. Just a bed with a real mattress to lie on and watch people bike past. Vote for JOE and get a bed in every front yard.

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If he can't do it
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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by burner von braun » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:55 pm

JayBobBoy wrote:
Waiting for my internet points. I'm saving up for something really good....

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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:25 pm

JayBobBoy wrote:"Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin."

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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by lucky420 » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:29 pm

JayBobBoy wrote:"Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin."

Waiting for my internet points. I'm saving up for something really good....

I'm completely confused here
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Post by Just_Joe » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:02 pm

lucky420 wrote: I'm completely confused here
In movie "The Jerk", Navin referred to his penis as his "special purpose".
Disgusting.

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Re: Joe 4 President!!!

Post by lucky420 » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:26 pm

Ha well I guess it's not my day to remember movies, characters, etc.

Oh who am I fooling, I can't remembe movies for shit. I live in the moment, enjoy the flick and let it go. See how cool I am? :mrgreen:
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