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Rian Jackson
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Your Holy War

Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:12 pm

Personal holy wars only. You know you have at least one. Please specify type and target.

Type: Jihad
Target: the color pink

Type: Jihad
Target: the word 'cute'
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Lydia Love
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:14 pm

Type: Custerian Last Stand
Subject: Smilies
It's all about the squirrels.
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Rian Jackson
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:21 pm

Type: Maniacal Massacre
Target: Fuzzy Kittens
surlier than thou
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Post by samtzu » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:24 pm

Type:Pseudointellectual Fire Storm
Target: Arrogant Intellectual Bullies
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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Post by blyslv » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:35 pm

Type: Mild incontinence
Target: Sloppy use of language
Fight for the fifth freedom!
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Post by aforceforgood » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:11 pm

Type: logical discourse (usually one-sided)
Target:Hypocrisy
Be the dime you seek.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:16 pm

Type: World Domination
Target: Everyone, mutha fucka.
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4SotA
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Post by 4SotA » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:36 pm

TYPE:Laundry
TARGET:Dirty socks
low down and dirty
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Post by Woodrow » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Type: The Big Bang
Target: All the ladies on the Eplaya! Wheeeeeeee!!!!
Hey! It's me!!!
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4FKotA
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Post by 4FKotA » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:51 pm

Type: Feline Dominace through Arrogance and Cuteness
Target: Humanity
We're just the ccuuutttteeee harbingers of death. Please cudd
le with us.
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:51 pm

type: sterilization
target: illegal mountain biking
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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Post by ThePikey » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:52 pm

Type: donnybrook
Target: lite beer
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:05 pm

type: mass lobotomies
target: neo-cons
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:06 pm

type: completely sealed survival suit
target: elevator farters
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Post by unjonharley » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:10 pm

cowboyangel wrote:type: completely sealed survival suit
target: elevator farters
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Hey, us old boy can't help it;>(
I'm the contraptioneer your mother warned you about.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:14 pm

Type: Maniacal Massacre
Target: Fuzzy Kittens
!?!?!

(slowly backing out of the thread)
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
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Post by Badger » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:03 pm

type: elevator farter
target: people who talk too loud about their money/investments in the crowded car
Desert dogs drink deep.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:51 pm

Badger wrote:type: elevator farter
target: people who talk too loud about their money/investments in the crowded car
Type: Crusade
Target: Tofu, tempe, and any other non-food product that dares proclaim to be meat-like
Soldiers: Anyone that thinks road-kill is 'fancy eatins'
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:49 am

Gak!

Leader: My mother
Type: Jihad
Target: My jihad against 'cute'

they're all against me! they're all against me!

She could at least have the decency to make it a crusade so we can clash like proper mortal enemies.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:53 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Gak!

Leader: My mother
Type: Jihad
Target: My jihad against 'cute'

they're all against me! they're all against me!

She could at least have the decency to make it a crusade so we can clash like proper mortal enemies.
Oh, that's so cute.

Now off to the Evil thread. He he he.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:23 pm

Type: Unwelcome Invasion
Target: Rob's Head

so about that lawn mower... gettin' a bit lazy, are we?
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:55 pm

type: temple destruction
target: unwanted press
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Post by diane o'thirst » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:53 pm

<b>Type</b>: Ongoing Standoff

<b>Target</i>: Attention Deficit Disorder and its baneful effects
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:50 am

Sorry for the interuption, but I just thought my penis was holed up in your holi war.










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