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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:05 pm

I hear she shoots it between her toes while rolling before an icon of the popel



Or maybe that's rumor.
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Postby Nightterror » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?


Do you "Esther"?

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Postby Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:13 pm

Nightterror wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?


Do you "Esther"?


bwa -ha!

yes, i will wake up one morning and decide to be a member of an esoteric sect!
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Postby diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:19 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Nightterror wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?


Do you "Esther"?


bwa -ha!

yes, i will wake up one morning and decide to be a member of an esoteric sect!


Umm, like burnging man?
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Postby Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:21 pm

nope. a lot of kabbalists were complaining. i hear that, like most mystical religious sects, there's a long process of intense study and discovery necessary.

admit it. you can just 'go' to BM.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

Yeah, but if you do, Badger and a whole slew of Ranger and DPW people will make fun of you for not being prepared.
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Postby Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

i wanna spectate that one. Badger + Bob v. the fuckwits.
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Postby stuart » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

accounts of oral sex with infants. . .


I think I need to go to the confessions thread...
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Postby diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:27 pm

stuart wrote:
accounts of oral sex with infants. . .


I think I need to go to the confessions thread...


confessions thread? just stay in here and sit on Rian's lap and tell her the naughty truth. Then she'll tell me and I'll spread dirty lies.
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Postby stuart » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:29 pm

sit on Rian's lap


but she scares me
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Postby diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:41 pm

stuart wrote:
sit on Rian's lap


but she scares me


scares you? But she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:43 pm

diem wrote:
stuart wrote:
sit on Rian's lap


but she scares me


scares you? But she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
I see no contradiction here.
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Postby Sandwichman » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:52 pm

diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.


That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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Postby Nightterror » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:56 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.


That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

Jason


Not to butt in - but you do realize that even though he tried and said he was he really wasn't. Therefor you may owe diem an appology.
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Postby Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:14 am

Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.


That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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Postby Isotopia » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:12 am

Thought this thread was about Schmeegal (aka Gollum)

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Postby Guest » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:31 am

I see only one use for smegma (schmegma) .... Gluing on body jewelry in pure desperation.

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Postby Ranger Genius » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:09 pm

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Postby Sandwichman » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:25 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.


That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

Jason


banished to a life without vinyl...


I don't think anyone deserves a punishment that harsh it is like sending a pothead to death row in Texas for possession.

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Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:28 pm

But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.
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Postby diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.


That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

Jason


banished to a life without vinyl...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Postby Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.


NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Postby diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.


NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!


Like you eat.
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Postby Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:17 pm

diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.


NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!


Like you eat.


mostly, hippies, ravers, and trancers.

oh, wait, you're a trancer now, aren't you?

this isn't gonna be pleasant.
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Postby diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:08 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.


NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!


Like you eat.


mostly, hippies, ravers, and trancers.

oh, wait, you're a trancer now, aren't you?

this isn't gonna be pleasant.


schmeg. I am not a trancer, otherwise you wouldn't have married me. Oh wait, it was the ***** talking.
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Postby Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:09 pm

<p***k>
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Postby diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:18 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>


pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.
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Postby samtzu » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:39 pm

diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>


pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.

Phuck....
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Postby Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:44 pm

samtzu wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>


pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.

Phuck....


just the good old plonker....
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Postby diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:02 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>


pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.

Phuck....


just the good old plonker....


I hear bunnies like plonking in a pile of schmeg. could be fun I suppose.
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