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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:44 pm

3th can be pronouced as "thirth" or 'threeth."
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Post by rodent » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:01 pm

Professional Wresling is real.

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:09 pm

The True History of Chihuahua's

Chihuahua's were bred by Aztecs to hunt mountain lions. They would take a pack of twenty or so and track down the lion. The pack would attack, yapping and snapping... the lion would try to swipe at them and maybe get one or two, but the little barkers were so quick they couldn't get them all, and all the yapping and barking would, literally, drive them up a tree, and along would come the Aztecs and kill the mountain lion.
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Post by geekster » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:59 pm

Cordless bungee jumping is a sure way to make a great impression.
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Post by rodent » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:35 pm

Pirana's won't attack if you pour Root Beer in the water.

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Post by blyslv » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:37 pm

You won't get pregnant if you're both of the same religion.
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Post by rodent » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:40 pm

woops, Sorry. Root Beer will fend off a Land Shark. Root Beer and Oreo's.

Regular beer will keep pirana away...

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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:42 pm

blyslv wrote:You won't get pregnant if you're both of the same religion.
...unless there's an immaculate conception.
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm

Believe me, I know everything!

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:52 pm

I used to think I was God....

... sort of an "Immaculate Misconception"...
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Post by ThePikey » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:11 pm

The North American chupacabra has been clocked running 50 mph.

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Post by Wind_Borne » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:22 pm

I thought it was You won't get pregnant if you pour root beer into your... or was that Coca-Cola?
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Post by ThePikey » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:09 pm

I love you, baby. None of those other women mean anything to me.

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Post by geekster » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Look! Jack-a-lope!
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Post by Rob the Wop » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:42 pm

Cum guzzling Asian teenage midget strippers are eagerly waiting for YOU to call them.

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:50 pm

West Hollywood May Ban Cosmetic Surgery for Pets

Mon Feb 7, 6:13 PM ET

U.S. National - Reuters

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - All dogs go to heaven. And the ones from West Hollywood may now get there with their ears and tails intact.



The mayor of West Hollywood -- a liberal, pet-embracing city adjacent to Los Angeles that two years ago brought America a ban on the declawing of cats -- has proposed a new ordinance making "tail-docking" and "ear-cropping" illegal.

The new law, which was scheduled for debate before the West Hollywood City Council on Monday, would also ban other nontherapeutic or cosmetic surgeries on animals.

"By docking the tails of dogs or cropping their ears, animals are subjected to painful and unnecessary procedures and somebody has to stand up to this cruelty," West Hollywood Mayor John Duran said in a written statement.

"I believe the anti-declawing ordinance was the first step in addressing human cruelty to animals but we have to do more and this proposed ordinance is the next step," he said. "West Hollywood has never hesitated to take necessary actions to stop cruelty to animals."

Tail-docking and ear-cropping are prohibited by law in some European countries.
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:07 pm

ThePikey wrote:The North American chupacabra has been clocked running 50 mph.
...whereas the Chupacabra Policia won't run for any amount of love, money, or beer.
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Post by geekster » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:58 pm

Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:02 am

Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by Wind_Borne » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:05 am

Cats like being outdoors; and are fully able to fend for themselves.
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Post by robotland » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

In an emergency a Twinkie will burn for over an hour.
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Post by robotland » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

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Post by robotland » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:22 am

Look...I've got your nose.
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Post by rodent » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:19 am

ChemTrails man... fucking ChemTrails!!!

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:24 am

Bacon is an anti-depressant and tofu is poisonous to the human body.

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Post by stuart » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:52 am

eplaya is an extraordinary way to spend your time
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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:37 am

If you keep doing that, you will go blind.
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Post by ThePikey » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:08 pm

Iraq is working on resucitating their nuclear program. It's a slam dunk.

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