Random Misinformation Thread

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:44 pm

3th can be pronouced as "thirth" or 'threeth."

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:01 pm

Professional Wresling is real.

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:09 pm

The True History of Chihuahua's

Chihuahua's were bred by Aztecs to hunt mountain lions. They would take a pack of twenty or so and track down the lion. The pack would attack, yapping and snapping... the lion would try to swipe at them and maybe get one or two, but the little barkers were so quick they couldn't get them all, and all the yapping and barking would, literally, drive them up a tree, and along would come the Aztecs and kill the mountain lion.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:59 pm

Cordless bungee jumping is a sure way to make a great impression.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:35 pm

Pirana's won't attack if you pour Root Beer in the water.

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rodent (puttng the eek in geek)

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:37 pm

You won't get pregnant if you're both of the same religion.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:40 pm

woops, Sorry. Root Beer will fend off a Land Shark. Root Beer and Oreo's.

Regular beer will keep pirana away...

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:42 pm

blyslv wrote:You won't get pregnant if you're both of the same religion.

...unless there's an immaculate conception.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm

Believe me, I know everything!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:52 pm

I used to think I was God....

... sort of an "Immaculate Misconception"...

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:11 pm

The North American chupacabra has been clocked running 50 mph.

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:22 pm

I thought it was You won't get pregnant if you pour root beer into your... or was that Coca-Cola?

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:09 pm

I love you, baby. None of those other women mean anything to me.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Look! Jack-a-lope!

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Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:42 pm

Cum guzzling Asian teenage midget strippers are eagerly waiting for YOU to call them.

No really, its true.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:50 pm

West Hollywood May Ban Cosmetic Surgery for Pets

Mon Feb 7, 6:13 PM ET

U.S. National - Reuters

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - All dogs go to heaven. And the ones from West Hollywood may now get there with their ears and tails intact.

The mayor of West Hollywood -- a liberal, pet-embracing city adjacent to Los Angeles that two years ago brought America a ban on the declawing of cats -- has proposed a new ordinance making "tail-docking" and "ear-cropping" illegal.

The new law, which was scheduled for debate before the West Hollywood City Council on Monday, would also ban other nontherapeutic or cosmetic surgeries on animals.

"By docking the tails of dogs or cropping their ears, animals are subjected to painful and unnecessary procedures and somebody has to stand up to this cruelty," West Hollywood Mayor John Duran said in a written statement.

"I believe the anti-declawing ordinance was the first step in addressing human cruelty to animals but we have to do more and this proposed ordinance is the next step," he said. "West Hollywood has never hesitated to take necessary actions to stop cruelty to animals."

Tail-docking and ear-cropping are prohibited by law in some European countries.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:07 pm

ThePikey wrote:The North American chupacabra has been clocked running 50 mph.

...whereas the Chupacabra Policia won't run for any amount of love, money, or beer.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:58 pm

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geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:02 am

http://www.zefrank.com/redalert/index_better.html

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:05 am

Cats like being outdoors; and are fully able to fend for themselves.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

In an emergency a Twinkie will burn for over an hour.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

"Daddy's got you!"

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:33 am

"It's just over that next hill."

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:22 am

Look...I've got your nose.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:19 am

ChemTrails man... fucking ChemTrails!!!

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:24 am

Bacon is an anti-depressant and tofu is poisonous to the human body.

(No really, the last one is true. A stripper told me in the middle of her set.)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:52 am

eplaya is an extraordinary way to spend your time

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:37 am

If you keep doing that, you will go blind.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:08 pm

Iraq is working on resucitating their nuclear program. It's a slam dunk.