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Rob the Wop
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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:21 pm

They all want me. Oh yah baby.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:24 pm

No really darlin', it tastes like vanilla syrup. And not only is it high in protein, it has lots of essential minerals too!
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:34 pm

Your eyes are going to stick like that one day!
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Post by robotland » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:37 pm

I can drive JUST FINE. Hand me those Altoids.
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:49 pm

I heard you just fine, and I am NOT staring at your tits. Wanna play Scrabble?
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Post by robotland » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:52 pm

Of COURSE I remember your name!! Hey, my driver's license picture is funny- Can I see YOURS?
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by ThePikey » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:58 pm

Gr0w Y0uR PE:NIS w1th HeRB:aL V1aGRa!!

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:10 pm

Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by rodent » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:05 pm

Mayonase is a GREAT, cheap sunblock.

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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:57 pm

9 out of 10 doctors recommend drugs to their patients who use them.
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Post by Nightterror » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:56 pm

Flaming Poi Balls won't catch your hair on fire if they get caught in your hair.
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Post by DVD Burner » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:02 pm

Technopatra is staying with eplaya.
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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:38 pm

There really is no ePlaya summit tonite. It is a conspiracy between BORG2 and 3playa to get ePlaya users up to San Francisco where they can be stuffed into a metal cage pig and shaken until all the money has fallen out of their pockets. I am informed that Chicken Jim and Trey are going to split the cash between them.
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Post by rodent » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:31 pm

Burningman is an experiment in temporary community.

If this were an actual community there wouldn't be some asshole on the eplaya telling you to goooo fuck yourself!

(stolen and bastardized)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:41 pm

pop rocks and soda will make your stomach explode




especially if microwaved first
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:13 pm

Really, you always contribute the most well thought out, logical stuff here on this board. Really. We all love you. And we never want you to leave. You are so much smarter than all the rest of us, really. No, no... don't blush. it's all true. We adore you. You are important here. Without you, this board would just wither away and die. THAT's how important you are. Don't try to deny it. You're the glue that holds this whole place together. You give us good advice, you gently help us to see how wrong, how very wrong, we all are. You speak truth, and you always just tell it like it is. We appreciate that. I promise. You don't need to be so modest; it's all true.

Really.

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Post by sparkletarte » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:14 pm

Aw, thanks GE, you are so nice, you say the sweetest things.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:15 pm

Well, I'm glad SOMEONE finally noticed.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:57 pm

When people don't spend all of their time on a BBS it means they don't have a life.
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Post by bullD » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:23 pm

The English testical snatcher is actually gathering evidence while working deep undercover,,,008.

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