Random Misinformation Thread

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:21 pm

They all want me. Oh yah baby.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:24 pm

No really darlin', it tastes like vanilla syrup. And not only is it high in protein, it has lots of essential minerals too!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:34 pm

Your eyes are going to stick like that one day!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:37 pm

I can drive JUST FINE. Hand me those Altoids.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:49 pm

I heard you just fine, and I am NOT staring at your tits. Wanna play Scrabble?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:52 pm

Of COURSE I remember your name!! Hey, my driver's license picture is funny- Can I see YOURS?

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:58 pm

Gr0w Y0uR PE:NIS w1th HeRB:aL V1aGRa!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:10 pm

Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:05 pm

Mayonase is a GREAT, cheap sunblock.

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:57 pm

9 out of 10 doctors recommend drugs to their patients who use them.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:56 pm

Flaming Poi Balls won't catch your hair on fire if they get caught in your hair.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:02 pm

Technopatra is staying with eplaya.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:38 pm

There really is no ePlaya summit tonite. It is a conspiracy between BORG2 and 3playa to get ePlaya users up to San Francisco where they can be stuffed into a metal cage pig and shaken until all the money has fallen out of their pockets. I am informed that Chicken Jim and Trey are going to split the cash between them.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:31 pm

Burningman is an experiment in temporary community.

If this were an actual community there wouldn't be some asshole on the eplaya telling you to goooo fuck yourself!

(stolen and bastardized)

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:41 pm

pop rocks and soda will make your stomach explode

especially if microwaved first

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:13 pm

Really, you always contribute the most well thought out, logical stuff here on this board. Really. We all love you. And we never want you to leave. You are so much smarter than all the rest of us, really. No, no... don't blush. it's all true. We adore you. You are important here. Without you, this board would just wither away and die. THAT's how important you are. Don't try to deny it. You're the glue that holds this whole place together. You give us good advice, you gently help us to see how wrong, how very wrong, we all are. You speak truth, and you always just tell it like it is. We appreciate that. I promise. You don't need to be so modest; it's all true.

Really.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:14 pm

Aw, thanks GE, you are so nice, you say the sweetest things.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:15 pm

Well, I'm glad SOMEONE finally noticed.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:57 pm

When people don't spend all of their time on a BBS it means they don't have a life.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:23 pm

The English testical snatcher is actually gathering evidence while working deep undercover,,,008.