Have you found my Penis?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:38 pm

It seems that i have misplaced my penis. I mean it was there where it should be. It was there the last time I looked, but now its missing.

I think I had last used it at _________. (fill in the blank mind)

AIIZ

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:52 pm

*que King Missile - Detatchable Penis*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:59 am

If you don't take care of your toys. . .

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:07 am

Think carefully.... where was it the last time you were playing with it? If it's not there, who else had access to it?

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:31 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:I think I had last used it at _________. (fill in the blank mind)AIIZ

Center camp. You traded it for a cup of chai. The lesbian at the counter said, "You don't really need that thing to be happy." Don't you remember?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:16 pm

Don't make me post the Vagina Dentata song.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:46 pm

Check in your ass!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:01 pm

Is this kind of like....."I believe you have my stapler" (penis).

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:14 pm

Is it hot pink with a little smiley face on its head? The only one I've got here is Mr. Happy, and he has vibrating bunny ears protruding from hte base. And I received him from the beaudefunct, adn I can't imagine what he would be doing with your Penis, so this is probably not yours, come to think about it. Um, no. No I don't think I have your Penis. but good luck!

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:29 pm

Please move your desk to the basement.

Martiansky wrote:Is this kind of like....."I believe you have my stapler" (penis).

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:25 pm

I saw your penis hitching on the I-5 headed north. It looked mean and hungry. It sounds like your penis really gets around.

ais4ali · Post by **ais4ali** » Sat May 07, 2005 12:22 am

the question should be... where ISNT your penis? look around you.. its in the eyes of that cute puppy you saw walking down 5th street... its in the popsicle little johnny enjoyed on a hot summers day... glistening with pure refreshing delight... its in the dough roller at the bakery dripping with moistened white flour... but most of all its in YOU...no really its in you... it snuck up into your abdomen when it saw Cher on Tv the other night...... *shudder*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:34 pm

Did you leave it at Arches National Park in Utah? I saw some rocks resembling penises there. Oh my....

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Sun May 08, 2005 12:40 am

I have your penis! muwhahahahahha

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun May 08, 2005 4:56 am

Maybe Woodrow has yer pen-iss!!

YooHoo....Woodrow!!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:01 am

You are all mistaken, I swear I saw your penis hitching rides. The news was that he was last seen demanding his own stall in the mens room at a truck stop in Stockton. He had his laptop with him and a web-cam. I am praying to sweet Jesus for his salvation. " Dear sweet Jesus please forgive the wandering penis and accept him into your loving arms. RELIEVE him of his wanton ways and help RELEASE him of his need to wander ... PENIS BE HEALED!"

ais4ali · Post by **ais4ali** » Sun May 08, 2005 3:12 pm

Ya'll make my haha's fly freely!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun May 08, 2005 4:15 pm

Oh great now we've got a Who Ha flying around, and a penis hitching rides.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun May 08, 2005 5:41 pm

Ya think it was that thing the lady found in her Wendys chili?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:50 pm

hands not big enough
fingered dike in amsterdamn
penis now saves town

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:17 am

whuph peniph?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:09 am

I might have seen it on the side of the mountain....No, wait- that was Jeremiah's Johnson. Maybe at that poetry reading....Nope, that was McKuen's Rod. I'm pretty sure it was Vera's Wang that peeked out at that fashion show....unless it was Chung's.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:10 am

ais4ali wrote:the question should be... where ISNT your penis? look around you.. its in the eyes of that cute puppy you saw walking down 5th street... its in the popsicle little johnny enjoyed on a hot summers day... glistening with pure refreshing delight... its in the dough roller at the bakery dripping with moistened white flour... but most of all its in YOU...no really its in you... it snuck up into your abdomen when it saw Cher on Tv the other night...... *shudder*

And thank you very much for the split side. (and the slapped knee.)

Will · Post by **Will** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:13 am

ais4ali wrote:Ya'll make my haha's fly freely!

A good bra will help you with that.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:23 am

Your Penis was arrested in a vice sting operation this am and and after being cuffed by a very surly cop. It slipped free from the steely grasp and a chase ensued. I believe it is now surrounded by the LAPD with guns drawn. It looks like a contest to see who can shoot first.
Move along people ... theres nothing to see here.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:38 pm

When you play with those kinds of hoo hoo's and haa haa's it is likely to fall off. And as mother told me about my candybar if I drop it and lose it she isn't getting me another.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:13 am

I guess that maybe, I rubbed it the wrong way!

I've got an over-sensitive Prick!

OK I'm sorry so can we make-up!

Please, Please come home Bone!

AIIZ

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat May 21, 2005 6:12 pm

Ya know ... making some kind of molded rubber floppy penis ... not like a whole penis, you understand, but maybe like the last few inches of it ... made from a somewhat lifelike squishy flesh colored rubber material ... might be interesting for someone to "find".

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:36 pm

You know that actually might be fun to hide them around the event for people to look for.

But I wonder, how many of will be in use when you do find them?

AIIZ

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:33 pm

I think one of the MN Vikings has your penis....he was trying to pass it off as a Whizzinator!

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