BBadger this is why I heart you so hard. OP should def not attend.
Does nobody else care about the awesome stickers they hand out at Greeters? The stickers you can only find if you actually unfold the map??
Does nobody else actually unfold the map???
I have been known to rummage all around deserted Greeter's Stations in the dark, hoping to find a map-with-stickers, carefully taking only one ALTHOUGH I WANT THEM ALL.