Fuck!

[kampkalamazoo]

Thanks...it won't let me send to a DIFFERENT address, though. I've emailed admin, and if I learn anything useful, I'll share.

Oh, and .....FUCK.

[EvilDustBooger]

Fuck man.
Sorry you had to alter your ego.
The bastards.

[theCryptofishist]

The admins were very helpful with a similer problem last year.
Wishing you the best...

[OregonRed]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
Two weeks left in the term. Getting my first fucking "C" since I went back to fucking school. I'm a fucking English major, what the FUCK do I need science for anyway?!?! (Then again, what the fuck am I gonna do with a degree in English?)

[Lassen Forge]

English... Degree or not degree, THAT is the question...

>>giggles<<
bb

[robotland]

My granddad used to say, "Thermometers have degrees too...and you know where they get stuck sometimes!"

...and there's always THIS old chesnut-

BS- Bull Shit
MS- MORE Shit
PhD- Piled Higher and Deeper

[OregonRed]

Your grandfather is absolutely fucking correct, robotland. Thank you for not allowing me to take myself too seriously.

[Mozy bonz]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Sorry just had to get that out!!!!Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!

[PurpleKoosh]

Fuck, Mozy...can you talk about whatever the fuck is wrong?

[Mozy bonz]

Fishy....I am sad about fishy FUCK!!!

[PurpleKoosh]

I hear ya. I totally fucking ache for her. (I got an email from her tonight, with her phone number - but I was out fucking around all evening and didn't get it until way too fucking late to call.)

[Lassen Forge]

I fucking hurt, too... how can someone so wonderful lose a papartner wo is equally as huge hearted, in such a fucking horrid way...

I have been in tears for a day now... saw the thing on channel 7 last night and it all started again.

So yes, I agree with Mozy...

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

It's just fucking WRONG.

bb

[diane o'thirst]

FUCK!!!!
As if fucking cancer weren't enough.
I saw my fucking eye doctor today and found out why my left eye is getting so fucked up.
I'M GETTING FUCKING CATARACTS, TOO!!
What the fuck's next? These fucking things come in threes!
I don't want to go into fucking surgery again, I've had two fucking procedures in the past four months already!!

Today really sucked. First, yesterday, I tried to get a refill on my œstrogen patch and they gave me the runaround..."Oh, you don't have anymore refills, we'll check with your doctor, it'll be available first thing in the morning..." Then they fucking ask the WRONG DOCTOR, they asked my fucking surgeon instead of my OB-GYN, his nurse doesn't know bugger-all from my prescrip, so it gets shuffled to my OB-GYN...they tell me in thirty seconds, "Sure, no problem, where do you want it sent?" So I wasted a whole fucking day, 24 FUCKING HOURS TO THE FUCKING MINUTE, just to get a patch so I don't fall down the PMS spiral staircase.
So while I'm at the medical centre I check with the ophthamologist to see if I can get in with him, because my fucking left eye is just going straight to hell, they got me in in three fucking weeks (not fucking bad, actually) and tell me to bring my current contact lens prescrip with me. So I go off to fucking Costco to collect the prescrips...
I'm in there, my eye doctor says, "Oh, I want to check the fit on your contacts, come back in fifteen minutes?" Sure, no fucking problem. So I walk across the whole fucking warehouse to get my Climara patch, "Great! No problem! Come back in a half-hour!"

So back to the eye doctor, AND HE HITS ME WITH THIS FUCKING CATARACT NEWS AFTER CHECKING ME. I lost it right there in his office. On top of this, my guts are still roiling from my chemo treatment last week and won't fucking leave me in peace!
So I get out of there, sit in the restroom for a few minutes to empty out and stop crying, wash my face, AND THE FUCKING PHARMACIST MAKES ME GO AND STAND IN THE OTHER FUCKING LINE WHICH IS A FUCKING MILE LONG!
And on top of it all, there's a woman with a fucking squawking toddler the next aisle over, the little fucking monster is squealing and yelping a mile a minute, "MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!" over and over again.
I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I just shut my eyes, cut out of line, fled from that fucking place and came home. I think if anyone had so much as jostled me I'd have gone fucking postal.
I'm going to bundle up with cat and chocolate and fucking HIDE.

[Jewel***]

I'm so fucking happy I could just fucking scream.

Where the fuck else could you write shit (i mean fucking shit) like this and be welcomed into the fold............

To all you fuckers.........THANK YOU!

[sputnik]

Good fucking day to you too Jewel***.

I rarely check this thread...damn Diane, sorry to hear about all this. That fucking sucks.

[PurpleKoosh]

Motherfucking fuck, Diane, I'm sorry to hear about all the shit being dumped on you. Me, I've just got an infection of some sort that has my left eyelid blowing up like a fucking balloon - I'm REAL fucking attractive right about now.

[diane o'thirst]

Yeah...I just did some serious fucking praying a little while ago. I asked for a vision to let me know that all this shit's going to be worth it. I made a resolution to observe Shivaratri at Gangotri in 2007 if I survive all this.
Yeah, it's gonna be fucking cold in Gaumukh, India in February, but Shiva likes it when people push themselves and take long chances. I just hope there'll be enough left of me to shiver...

[Zulegoona]

Diane ,Our hearts are with you , ...

For no apparent reason, I feel a real confidence that you will come through all of this fucking shit just fine. It’s hell ,but the chemo is doing the trick, there will be a light at the end of the tunnel and you will be able to see it.

[LeChatNoir]

Diane...

You are, and will remain, on my mind.

[Sensei]

Kisses to you, Diane...

Me and the SeaWolf are pulling for you!

[grand wizard hornsby]

if the etymological background of the word "FUCK" really is from the German "Fricken - to strike" then this all would look pretty wooden stupid.


WHAT THE STRIKE!! MY STRIKIN' GIRLFRIEND WENT AND STRUCK SOME OTHER ASSHOLE AND NOW HE'S STRIKIN PISSSING ME OFF. STRIKE MY GIRL AND STRIKE HER NEW MAN.... STRIKE!!!! CAN SOMEONE GET ME A STRIKING COFFEE PLEASE???? FOR STRIKE SAKE

[Kinetic IV]

FUCK.

I can do without days like today. I'm sitting at work when I get a call from my mother saying she wrecked her truck on a gravel road about 1 hour South of KC. She didn't know who to call so she called me. I called the MHP and proceeded to make an hour drive in 38 minutes....coordinating with emergency crews to find them.....

I get there and for the life of me I can't figure out what the fuck happened. It was a flat gravel road, she slowed down as she approached some freshly dropped gravel when the vehicle's brakes locked...so much for ABS, the vehicle appears to have fishtailed a couple of times, left the road and went through a ditch, took out a hogwire and barbed wire fence and then proceeded to roll 2 times before coming to a stop on the passenger's side door.

Both my mother and my aunt were pinned in the vehicle for a bit but fortunately a couple of farmers clearing brush saw the wreck and came to help out and they literally ripped the seats out and managed to get them both out. Other than some nasty bruises and some cuts they both walked away. The three State troopers, the paramedics and the fire guys on the scene honestly don't know how they survived it.

For the life of me I can't figure out how it happened, it looks like the braking system failed on one wheel or something. It doesn't make sense, looking at the skid marks and all it's the strangest wreck I've ever seen. This was on a 02 Ford Explorer....it didn't have Firestone tires, she just bought it back in November....it didn't have any problems in the meantime...she's been driving for years and part of that time includes line haul truck experience with a CDL license, on top of hundreds of hours of gravel road experience from living on a farm and being in Southern Missouri where she lived for 14 years on a gravel road.... I'm pouring over this and I honestly can't figure out what the fuck happened. The vehicle had a GPS tracker that might shed some clues on it but right now I'm totally baffled about the cause. Also another quirk...the side airbags deployed but the front didn't even though when it smacked the ditch and the fence with two fence posts that should have set the front bags off....

I'm grateful that she's alive, vehicles can be replaced. But it's been a wild fucked up day. I got the call at 1:20 pm and I'm just now home. I can do without any more days like this. Again, what a fucked up mess.

[Lassen Forge]

FUCK.

I can do without days like today. I'm sitting at work when I get a call from my mother saying she wrecked her truck on a gravel road about 1 hour South of KC. She didn't know who to call so she called me. I called the MHP and proceeded to make an hour drive in 38 minutes....coordinating with emergency crews to find them.....

I get there and for the life of me I can't figure out what the fuck happened. It was a flat gravel road, she slowed down as she approached some freshly dropped gravel when the vehicle's brakes locked...so much for ABS, the vehicle appears to have fishtailed a couple of times, left the road and went through a ditch, took out a hogwire and barbed wire fence and then proceeded to roll 2 times before coming to a stop on the passenger's side door.

Both my mother and my aunt were pinned in the vehicle for a bit but fortunately a couple of farmers clearing brush saw the wreck and came to help out and they literally ripped the seats out and managed to get them both out. Other than some nasty bruises and some cuts they both walked away. The three State troopers, the paramedics and the fire guys on the scene honestly don't know how they survived it.

For the life of me I can't figure out how it happened, it looks like the braking system failed on one wheel or something. It doesn't make sense, looking at the skid marks and all it's the strangest wreck I've ever seen. This was on a 02 Ford Explorer....it didn't have Firestone tires, she just bought it back in November....it didn't have any problems in the meantime...she's been driving for years and part of that time includes line haul truck experience with a CDL license, on top of hundreds of hours of gravel road experience from living on a farm and being in Southern Missouri where she lived for 14 years on a gravel road.... I'm pouring over this and I honestly can't figure out what the fuck happened. The vehicle had a GPS tracker that might shed some clues on it but right now I'm totally baffled about the cause. Also another quirk...the side airbags deployed but the front didn't even though when it smacked the ditch and the fence with two fence posts that should have set the front bags off....

I'm grateful that she's alive, vehicles can be replaced. But it's been a wild fucked up day. I got the call at 1:20 pm and I'm just now home. I can do without any more days like this. Again, what a fucked up mess.

I am so fucking sorry, hon... Sounds like one of the onboard controller computers fucked up majorly. That is one wierd fuck of an accident. But with what apparently happened (Partial ABS failyure, which is more dangerous than a total collapse of the system, and the partial-only airbag deployment... and botth those systems are designed to be live 24/7365, even with the key off...) I can't see anything else.

I hope they're OK... Start checking the web resources to see if any Ford vehicles that year had similar fuck-ups. It may be an isolated incident (happens) or could be endemic to a greater disaster looming...

BTW... *That's* why I hate fucking ABS.

Hugs 2 you,
bb

[grand wizard hornsby]

This is very disheartening tro read Kinetic. My warmest wishes to you and yours. Further, don't let your mom drive a stupid american hick mobile, for christ sake, could she be in any less stable of a vehicle? Buy her a car, as unamerican as that is, preferably not a GM. Keep her safe.

[Mozy bonz]

Sorry to hear that K.

[Kinetic IV]

There's nothing wrong with buying an import now when half of them are made stateside....

She actually looks worse this morning than she did yesterday....the swelling has totally closed her left eye...but she's being stubborn and fighting off getting checked out.

And this time around she's most likely getting a Toyota or Nissan. I can't prove anything yet but my hunch and that of others is something fucked up on the vehicle that caused this. She was going under 40 mph when the whole sequence of events started....I've got proof of that. Anyway the investigation work continues.

[Davoid]

Fuck! I got into a goddamn fucking fistfight at 4 AM after a 15 hour workday 2 hours before I was supposed to leave for another long workday (hmm, where were my wits?) with my fucking next door neighbor! Over stupid fucking shit! We beat on each other well enough; if it were a hockey fight I'd give him the edge due to my bloodied nose. Haven't seen the dude since, so I don't know what happened to him, but my fucking nose was mildy broken and, much worse, I seem to have fucked up a fucking tendon in the hand that I write, wipe, brush, and whack with. Fuck!!!

After finally getting some fucking basic-as-hell part-time employee insurance, I was waiting 6 months to see a doctor about a number of some really depressing health issues so that I wouldn't trigger any pre-existing condition clauses, and now it might get completely used up by taking care of this fucking shit! FUCK!!!

I have to wait another 2 weeks before the orthopedic doc can tell me if I'll need fucking surgery. In the meantime, I've missed 5 shifts of work that I already really needed. I go back tomorrow to see if I can actually get away with not being able to do anything that requires completely closing my right hand. Running around and doing it all like a nut during my catering job will be a fuck of a lot more difficult. Fu-u-u-ck.

Just in case I need some other motivation to prevent this from ever happening again, someone send me that fucking self-hypnosis tape that I can play while I sleep. The one that goes "What would I do if I were at Burning Man? What would I do if I were at Burning Man? Wait- what the fuck would I do if I were at Burning Man?"

What's the silver lining? One haymaker fixed what surgery 18 years ago didn't: I can actually breathe through both nostrils most of the time now. Also, my fiancee could have been justifiably very pissed and was understanding and supportive instead (she'd said she likes a little bit of bad boy; I guess it's true). And after smiling at my neighbor and having some convo about our mutual stupidity (at least that's how I want it to go), maybe we'll be more than strangers.

Anyway- Fuck!

[DontPanic]

FFFFFFFFUCK!!
i forgot all about this thread...

[PurpleKoosh]

I can't even tell you how fucking difficult it was not to cling to my ex like a drowning man this afternoon. Having him sitting there, right the fuck behind me, and not being able to hold his hand....

and so help me god, I don't even want to fucking think about how I'll be if - god forfuckingbid - he dies before me.

I am so fucking done with being in love, goddamnit.

[Sensei]

Kooshie, I so wish I could sit in your lap right now...