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Post by III » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:00 am

i think he meant "butt nothing".

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:09 am

that is just so wrong.
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.

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Post by alice » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:32 pm

oh

dear

god

thanks for burning my retinas right out of my eye sockets.

they'll grow back in no time.
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Post by Kinetic II » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:00 pm

WTF...it's just a pair of ass cheeks. It's not like he's showing anything exciting.

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:06 pm

but they are all blue and gross.
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Post by alice » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:52 pm

and the man keeps popping out of them.
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Post by Wind_Borne » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:12 am

alice wrote:and the man keeps popping out of them.
Thank you, Alice, for that comment. I had my animation set to "one iteration only", so by the time I had scrolled down to the butt-cheek image the man had disappeared... almost. The brown top of the man's head and white of his shoulder were still showing. Two butt cheeks with a little brown and white peeking out between them. I'll refrain from saying anything more.
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:06 am

Thank you "III" for bringing tears to my eyes on an otherwise uneventful Sunday AM at the workplace!
I Love You Guys/Gals!!!!!

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:11 pm

Fuck! I burned my finger making waffles!
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.

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Post by technopatra » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:18 am

Angry Butterfly wrote:Fuck! I burned my finger making waffles!
Fuck! I wish I had some fucking waffles right now!

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Post by stuart » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:07 pm

Fuck! I was having a great TG weekend then last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning. I have never been so violently ill in my life. My friends heard me wretching, as I drove the big white bus, all the way across the house. Fuck!

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Post by Don Muerto » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:23 pm

Nothing like food poisoning to show you how relatively mild a drunk puke can be. I remember wishing my entrails would just leap out my mouth and get it the fuck over with.
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Post by stuart » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:29 pm

I fucking swear to god laws of phsysics were being broken. I felt like I needed a 5 point safety harness to keep from blasting myself out of the bathroom.

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Post by Don Muerto » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:38 pm

I am sorry, but that image just made burst out laughing because I have been there. It's pretty amazing what your body will do to rid itself of something harmful.
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Post by precipitate » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:58 pm

And pretty fucking frustrating when that thing is no longer in your stomach
(or the first few feet of the small intestine), yet your body insists that it is.

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:09 pm

I tend to go vegitarian for a while after Bouts of food poisioning, it isnt a concious choice, I just do! I'l be all like looking at meat and be all like EWWWWWWWW!
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Post by III » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:31 pm

>last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning

so much for having an impromptu drinking night tonight.
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Post by BlueBirdPoof » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:07 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:I tend to go vegitarian for a while after Bouts of food poisioning, it isnt a concious choice, I just do!
Funny how that works.

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Post by alice » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:50 pm

fuck.

fuckin food poisoning - the sickest i've ever felt in my life.

jeez, dude, what a fuckin shame.

just be thankful it didn't happen on x-mas fuckin eve.
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Post by technopatra » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:36 pm

FUCK!

I just burned an entire batch of turkey soup because I got carried away reading the eplaya and lost track of time.

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Post by stuart » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:29 am

III wrote:>last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning

so much for having an impromptu drinking night tonight.
I am using the 'event' to hop up on the wagon for a week or more. Not sure I will make it though.

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Post by drowned_saved » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:45 pm

FUCK the american water heater company (johnson city, tn);
FUCK their so-called "top of the line" residential gas units;
FUCK their limited 12-year warranty on tank and parts; and

basically, FUCK EVERYTHING within the general realm of plumbing and heating.

tired of cold showers,
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Post by antron » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:20 pm

gotta agree on the fucking plumbing. drips are so small, and pipes so large...

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Post by robbidobbs » Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:40 am

So the b/f and I have one of those fucking ree-lay-shun-ship discussions last night, and he fucking talks all the way around the fucking issue, in language that I'll be fucking fucked if I can understand. So when I fucking attempt to read it back to him, it's apparently the fucking OPPOSITE of what he'd meant, and he fucking gets all AGRO and shit. I tell him to fucking stop yelling, and he does, then proceeds to relay a "clarification" of what he previously said, and I'll be fucked again if he doesn't change the essence of what he'd fucking said before, and it shore as shit sounds like a retraction. Fine! What-the-fuck-ever! So this morning, he "clarifies" again, and I guess we're on the same fucking page. Not sure, but I'm riding with both hands on the reigns. And to abuse another analogy, I just need to keep one foot on the fucking floor for a while, till he figures out what the fuck he's talking about.

Fucking communication skills are so fucking lost on two intellectuals.

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Post by Booker » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:46 am

Fuck, do I hear THAT!!!

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Post by alice » Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:45 pm

i need fucking cigarettes!

and it's fucking raining.

not to mention fucking cold.
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Post by ramen » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:31 pm

Try hanging out in fucking San Diego. it's fucking great! Sunny days, mild weather...just the thing for a cold, N Cal burner ready for a break....that's me by the way.

Next stop: Joshua Tree, several beers and a mountain bike ride with a pal.

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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:19 am

Fucking ingrate relatives with their greedy fucking intentions... I should have fucking killed everyone.

fucking sincerely,

Saddam H. (now in custody for crimes against humanity)

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Post by alice » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:18 am

that's fucking hilarious, joel, esp since it sounded just like me after the fucking apocylyptic wedding.
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Post by Concept2w » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:14 pm

well, fuck me!, and fuck you!
Now is forever.

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