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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:57 am

Yep, thats the beauty of the English weather. You never know what the fuck it's going to do.
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Post by vbold » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:40 am

same here, it's rained for 51 consecutive days in dublin.....51 days of rain in a row in the middle of summer...fuck that.
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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:58 am

Fucking sucks doesn't it.
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:02 am

nogganoodle wrote:Fucking sucks doesn't it.
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We didn't move to Am. to get away from your queen.. We wanted out of your fuckng weather

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Post by vbold » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:03 am

it's so unbelievably miserable - i know that we get crap weather here but this is ridiculous..........
Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? . It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:23 pm

So I went downstairs and outside with a friend without a doctor's permission. Now I'm back on c-diff precautions until I get two stool samples (before and after that will never appear on fucking wheel of fortune: bar stool sample).
What the fuck? I'm so tired of being treated like a child. I can't even go outside without being punished. it's boring up here in my tiny room.


POOF!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:09 pm

then you need porno skype

awe f.u.c.k.
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:12 pm

and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:40 am

cowboyangel wrote:and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
everyone that doesn't do the lock step to your silly liberal thinking is a fucking neo-nazi in your eyes.

sheesh.

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Post by Boijoy » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:03 pm

Here!, Here!, anyone whom isn't a silly thinking liberal or thinking silly liberal, or liberal thinking silly, is a FUCKING nazi!

Amen. < cough >

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:52 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
everyone that doesn't do the lock step to your silly liberal thinking is a fucking neo-nazi in your eyes.

sheesh.
no Joeley..these were the real things! no kidding. Even had some old timers who still think that the Fuuer is great!
Damn and fuck.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:30 pm

Well, fuck, dang, I'm in a mean mood this afternoon. Must be the 100+ weather. I don't have AC, just a swamp cooler, so I'm practicing for the playa. I'm wearing my playa suit too, teehee.

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Post by pinemom » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:09 am

Nakked fucking plucking! hehheee
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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:05 am

Fuck, I have fucking wasps in my fucking facia for the third fucking year in a row.

Or fucking yellow jackets or fucking hornets, I don't fucking know, but they keep finding new fucking places to chew fucking holes and fucking set up nests. Fuckers.

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Post by Nick Collide » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am

AntiM - here's what ya do...

Wait until late evening, when they have all come home, kicked off their shoes, settled into their recliners...then nuke the fuck out of them with any good wasp spray! That way, you won't have stragglers wandering around all pissed off for the rest of the summer, or location DNA bringing any of them back next spring :D

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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:53 am

Nico, Nico, Nico - that is so fucking NOT GREEN! Anti-M must learn to be one with the hornets, study and learn from them, make them little offerings of meat and fruit (really, they are dainty eaters), tune herself to their vibrating hum, and OUCH!
Nuke the fuckers! Nuke them now!
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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:39 am

I nuked them this morning, they're right in front of the picture window, near the front door. Uncool. The spray kills for four fucking weeks, but I got mylarry to agree to tear the wood apart this fall when it gets cooler. There is no visible nest, only entry holes in the cracks between the planks. They had better not be in my fucking attic, but I am not going through the crawlhole in the closet ceiling to fucking look. No-fucking-siree-fucking-bob.

I will nuke again tonight! Better living through fucking chemistry.

And I haven't seen my fucking epi-pen in years. Probably should get a new one.

And I feel all fucking creepy, like they're crawling up my pants leg or in my hair (I've had both experiences in the past, fucking ick) even though I wore a fucking face mask and a fucking boonie hat while I was attacking them. Creepy little fucks.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:08 pm

Hey AntiM
We have these nasty big carpenter bees here in Oklahoma.
Chewed(or drilled) my buddy`s cabin to bits...
You said they only leave holes....sounds familiar.

Could it bee you`ve got some of these?Image

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/Carpenter_Bees.htm

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:08 pm

...oh yeah.

Fuck.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:13 pm

AntiM wrote:And I haven't seen my fucking epi-pen in years. Probably should get a new one.
Fuck Yeah! We don't want to lose you to that stupid fucking detail.


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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:31 pm

Albatross! get yer Albatross here!

Naw, these are no way fucking carpenter bees, I know what those are. Nope, these are wood burrowing wasps of some kind, slim waisted, yellow stripes, aggressive. Actually better than the ground burrowing hornets out back, I don't step on the roof wasps by accident.

Aye, aye epi-pen lack noted, although I've always doubted I really needed the fucker. hey, I get hives from the cat scan iodine and all they do at the fucking hospital is load me up with benadryl.

fuck. I love you fuckos.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:47 am

Two Good Humors, please...

FUCK!!!

My booboo left on her 3 week trip to NYC and Russia, I'm here all fucking ALONE, I miss her so fucking bad, I just want to fucking SCREAM, the house is so quiet and alone and damn...

And the fucking FUCKS at the fucking state can't get their collective SHIT together to get me a copy of my fucking birth certificate in any reasonable time, Which means I couldn't get a fucking passport (It's been s few years since I needed one), so I couldn't fucking GO, damnit.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:11 am

Nick Collide wrote:AntiM - here's what ya do...

Wait until late evening, when they have all come home, kicked off their shoes, settled into their recliners...then nuke the fuck out of them with any good wasp spray! That way, you won't have stragglers wandering around all pissed off for the rest of the summer, or location DNA bringing any of them back next spring :D
When I was building a fucking house some years back, I noticed that some stingy critters were also building a home on the underside of my welder trailer, which had been parked nearby for a while. I’m generally one to leave ‘em alone if I can, but figured I’d better investigate this one.

What I saw was a nest about as big as a soccer ball hanging down, populated by Black Hornets… mean, mean things with nasty stingers. They’ll attack you just for getting too close. So I figured that these guys were too near to where somebody’s kid (or me for that matter) might wander into it.

Snuck down there that night and pumped the hole and the nest full of toxic bug goo and they plugged it up there were so many trying to get out, but instead were dying (I must add that this fuckin’ bothered me some, since I have a keen sense of empathy and imagined myself as the hornet laying there writhing in neurotoxic pain… but that didn’t stop me mind you).

The next day I went down to check it out and found the nest to be about three times as long as it was wide and I got two heaped shovels full of dead hornets out of it. Fuck… more than enough to have shut me down and killed me.

Watch out for those fuckers.
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Post by Fat SAM » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:14 am

Fuck the whiskey shits.
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Post by unjonharley » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:24 pm

I went out of town this morning to watch ELliot race his kietic art Henry Ford Go's Surfing..

My son called to say he found the cat I was trying get to stay with me painted. Some FUCKwad spray painted my kitty.. Fuck!! He is in the hospitel now recovering.. You gotta know the fucking vet bill will be out of sight..

If you think I'm upset now.. Wait until some stoner tells me who the fuck did this.. I may be an old man.. But I'll fuck em good..

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Post by ibdave » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:53 pm

unjonharley wrote:I went out of town this morning to watch ELliot race his kietic art Henry Ford Go's Surfing..

My son called to say he found the cat I was trying get to stay with me painted. Some FUCKwad spray painted my kitty.. Fuck!! He is in the hospitel now recovering.. You gotta know the fucking vet bill will be out of sight..

If you think I'm upset now.. Wait until some stoner tells me who the fuck did this.. I may be an old man.. But I'll fuck em good..
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Post by unjonharley » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:55 pm

I've loaded my everyday cane with a rebar.. Now to teach some Fuck..

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Post by pinemom » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:03 am

Fuck UnjonHarley...You should find the lil' Fuck,strip em' nakked, Duct tape em' and then proceed to spray paint them from head to toe, playing close attention to the hairy parts head crotch armpits eyebrows. This can be done either with the spray paint or duct tape...your pick!

Fuck evil kitty abusers!
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Post by Fat SAM » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:29 pm

Fuck Fredo. You never go against the family...What the fuck was he thinking talking to Johnny Ola?
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Post by MikeVDS » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:34 pm

Brah! Bureaucracy! Fuck!

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