Fuck!

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:53 pm

I'm tired of fucking people telling me what the fuck I'm fucking thinking and fucking feeling all the time? How the fuck do you know what I'm fucking thinking, you never fucking asked me and I never fucking told you! So stop fucking assuming that you fucking know what's going on in my head and heart all the fucking time!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:55 pm

Sounds like you're pissed Chai.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:04 pm

Mmm.. Not pissed just venting.

And on the other side of the coin, if I call you up and say "I love you", it's not because I'm "on drugs".

and since this is the fuck thread

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Ms.Y.Depraved · Post by **Ms.Y.Depraved** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:56 am

to the fucktard who rode with me into burningman this year,go fuck yourself. Since since no way would i ever fuck you, you acted like a fucktard and then you became an even biger fucktard,by sudddenly become completely inept at building when we got there and walking off repeatedly duringbuilding time, by leaving your four foot fucking stake in the ground and your garbage and cig butts you left and all the stupid un burningman fucking things you did. so there you false fucktard trying to pretend he is shiva. go fuck yourself and may you never come back to burningman. ya know what fucktard? all the people we camped with thought?, they thought you were a fucking jerk for leaving that way too.
i never fucking liked you.

and thank fucking goddess/god we recreated the end scene and we all laughed our asses off at ya and i didn't have to leave with you. Hallefuckingluya!

Demandralynn · Post by **Demandralynn** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:20 pm

I hate my fucking job!! I hate cranky ass patients, and I fucking hate bitchy bosses............

I also hate people who think they know every fucking thing in this world.....besides God.

Nefertiti · Post by **Nefertiti** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:07 pm

Fucking Christmas Shoppers, and dammed crowed Walmart stores.
The isles are so packed with crap for Christmas that you cannot get up and down the isles.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:38 pm

I have these wonderfully smelly ampules - stink bombs - made in Germany.

Think I'll head to Macy's tomorrow.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:13 pm

Badger,

Shut the fuck up before I fall in love with you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:25 pm

fucking

full

deep

belly-quivering

shoulder-spasoming

inarticulate animal-type growl-inducing

head-shaking

leg-slapping

laughs

I hope you had some tonight. And the next day that matters to 'ya. And the one after that.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:59 pm

walk the hallowed land
isles packed with Christmas crap
rise to victory

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:23 pm

Post yer fucking haiku on the fucking haiku page.

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:25 pm

Oh, and my fucking sister-in-law is sleeping on the fucking couch tonight. Talk about someone needing to get fucked . . .

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:27 pm

coffee flavored tongue
welcome as a cup of joe
or a bowl of fuck

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:30 pm

fucking junky wired
outgoing message scrambled
angry at stomach

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:35 pm

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/images/a ... passer.gif

Need I say more?

Mike

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nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:36 pm

stimulate the nerve
fuck intestine fortitude
scoured bowels clear

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:54 pm

Hey Nips, how about dropping the fucking lame haiku writing and doing something useful, like getting the fuck over here, picking up my fucking my sister-in-law, taking her the fuck away and fucking her brains out?

Eh?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:05 pm

I'm sorry about the haiku thing.

Have found that I might be (ha!) obsessive/compulsive, and it (haiku) iambic pentameters my ass all over the fucking place.

Which means of course that I really should get a fucking life.

If the flow of syllables gets me off in any small way, what fucking joy might be wrought from a simple fucking mercy fuck (such as you ask of me tonight)?

You are my fucking rock, Sylvia.

Seriously now. I will do your sister proud. Stand down rest soldier.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:09 pm

Okay, so she is on the couch, sleeping....
what is she fucking wearing?

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:13 pm

Fuck her mercilessly, and that would be merciful to me. Just get it done, and get her gone.

And I'm always here for you, Nips, anytime you need that nice hot cup of shut the fuck up. We all do, you know.

Myself first and foremost, daily.

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:36 pm

Jammies with little horsies on them, most likely. But I hope to god she's wearing a suit of armor with a heavy fucking visor.

And she's wearing on my nerves. She wore out her fucking welcome two years ago.

Man, do I feel fuuuuucking pissy tonight.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:42 pm

Arrgh.

12 messages ago i ran out of characters on the subject line & had not known of it til now.

"so beautiful the messengers, i *almost* forgot to say " "

was typed to say:

"..... i *almost* forgot to say "fuck"".

Which may be what started this whole FUCKING thing tonight between Sylvia and i? My not saying FUCK on a post. It was not (perhaps) the haiku that stimulated some primative nerve within Sylvias' sibing-addled mind, but moreover cogniton that EVEN THOUGH NEAR COMATOSE with holiday-someone-i-would-rather-not-sleep-on-my-fucking-couch-rage-ism, Sylvia sought order, refuge from the storm that is not Fuck.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:09 am

I'm a banana!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:14 am

consider please, may you be a fucking banana?

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:14 am

No really Nips, it's your fucking awful haiku. If it were a horse, it'd have to be shot. My fucking sister-in-law is a mere tangent. And she's not my fucking sibling, either!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:21 am

Some of my best fucking friends are tangents!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:21 am

I'm a fucking banana!

Happy, Mr. Nippy?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:26 am

Are you upset then because she is fucking your brother (which is the horse you would ride?)?

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:26 am

This banter is making my butt sweat.

Oh, and "fuck".

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:34 am

No, ya chowderhead! I'm upset because she's in my fucking house!

You've slid into dementia, I'm afraid.

Fuck!

fuck fucktards

so beautiful the messengers, i almost forgot to say "

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