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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by sattelite5812 » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:56 pm

Fuck, Monkeypoo! Sounds like you're in pretty bad shape too. What the fuck happened in your accident? Bike/car is never a good combination!

Feel better!
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:37 pm

I'm gonna be okay. I was just bitching and feeling sorry for myself and in pain. I'll get by.


FRICK FUCK!!!! Baby boy RJ had to go to ER last night.
Temp 104. Xray showed liquid in lungs. Pneumonia.
Very fussy today, he is.

Good news, though, he has his two front teeth!!!!!!

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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:46 pm

Fucking-AaaAaaaAaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa....

I just found a shitload of burner gear. In my daughter's room.
We're moving to Ukiah within the next 1.5 months.
She's up there in Ukiah working as a professional piercer.
I'm down here in the SacTown area, taking care of baby RJ.
I found boxes today. I'm packing. With her permission, of course,
I asked her if I could go in her bedroom and start packing her clothing.
It's a huge job. NO ONE should have that much clothing. I'm serious.


YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TREASURES I HAVE FOUND.


Tutus, wigs, striped stockings, FISHNETS in EVERY COLOR!!!






I am sooooooooooooooooooo packing up a goddamn
BURNER BOX for 2010. WoooooooooooooT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









I'm hiding them. I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





She's such a Burner AND a Hippie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MWHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! :P



And I am such a lucky Burner Mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!



the kinky little fart..............
at least something rubbed off..........









heeheee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:02 pm

OK. NOW I'm serious.
NO ONE NEEDS 102 pairs of shoes.



I created a BURNER MONSTER.







Ya wanna know the great thing?






I wear her shoe size. Sweeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the same size as her. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!









I am in fucking heaven.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:04 am

Just out of curiosity, does she fucking have more than 2 cats also ?
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by goathead » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:13 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Just out of curiosity, does she have more than 2 cats also ?
OED
Where's the Fuck?

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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:16 am

I was busy fucking sneezing, thinking about cats.

That's how fucking allergic I am to them.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by goathead » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:26 am

I use to be the same fucking way.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:44 am

Fucking broke my fucking arm crashing on the scooter. Going to have a fucking cast for the event this year.
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Post by Snowah Zark » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:36 am

FUCK! take that lemonade and add vodka....

that cast is a blank canvas, Art waiting to happen....


something tells me you'll be saving that plaster when all is said and done.
Mi casa y su casa.

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Post by ygmir » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:33 am

yeah, and, that fucking cast should make you quite popular in the "fisting room" at glory hole camp........
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Post by frogdown » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:18 am

Could we have a little phucking decorum please?

That you very phucking much! :roll:
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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:22 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Just out of curiosity, does she fucking have more than 2 cats also ?
OneEyedDick, I fucking LOVE YOU for asking this. I don't know why.

We have 3 cats.

Salem. Black slim hair.
HooDoo. Black Furry.
Lucifer. Orange like Halloween.

My daughter is a dark daughter. Sweeeeeeet!!!!!


CATS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When we move to Ukiah, we're gettin' a damn black lab!!!!!
A dog to go swimming with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:06 pm

Change is always good.
Moving forward is always good.
I'm not apologizing anymore.


Fuck.

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Post by ibdave » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:03 pm

FUCK..... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Times running out fast...


18 days until I hit the Playa...Fuck...

argggggggggggg :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

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Post by **burn** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:11 pm

You have been fucking slacking, ibdave!
Can't wait to see you!
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Post by ibdave » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:15 pm

**burn** wrote:You have been fucking slacking, ibdave!
Can't wait to see you!

<BFG> :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

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Post by Deb Prothero » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:37 pm

Fuck, that fucking Tribe is down again.

How can we plan for the playa when the fucking Tribe is down?

I know, I know, they should all be on eplaya but they're not! And for the sake of eplaya, in some cases, that's a good thing.

Still FUCK! :D

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Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:15 pm

Fuck, we just found out MyLarry's older sister has ovarian cancer, stage 3 or 4. Fuck cancer. Surgery tomorrow.

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Post by Sensei » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:28 pm

That fucking sucks. Thinking of you and yours, AntiM.

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Post by Artemis » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:29 pm

FUCK cancer

I'm so sorry to hear this, AntiM.

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Post by Boijoy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:32 pm

awwww that sucks. sorry Anti. I will send out positive vibs for her day tomorrow!
don't forget to floss

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:26 pm

It just won't leave yo alone. EAting your family one by one.


Sorry it's so grim.

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Post by fciron » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:02 pm

Anti-M, sorry to hear about yourLarry's sister. Just finished going through that with my Mom, so you have my sympathy. Best of fucking luck to everyone.

(Hey Fishy, yer fuckin' up the thread, or not, that's the problem.)

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Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:33 pm

fuckin sorry to hear that AntiM........dang.......
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:59 am

Fuck Cancer.

And why do the fuck do I have to meet nice wenches just before I'm about to go out of fucking town? Always! :?

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Post by Artemis » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:03 am

hopefully she'll still be a nice wench when you get back, or even better a nice fucking wench

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Post by ygmir » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:17 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Fuck Cancer.

And why do the fuck do I have to meet nice wenches just before I'm about to go out of fucking town? Always! :?
just make sure to close the pasture gate, and tell Bo Peep to keep her there.
I'm sure she'll still be nice when you get back....... :wink:
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Post by goathead » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:20 am

Buy her a fucking ticket

and let her see what you are really like

When your fucking HOME...

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:28 pm

Fuck

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