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Post by International Incident » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:53 am

Fuckity, fuck, groan and fuck

I have spent the last hour trying to work out a rental car for my trip.... soo much fine print, can’t work out the insurance, or the one way rental business, or the state taxes.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE FUCKING PRICE FFS

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:48 am

well, fuck, MJ.

Somewhere, here, it seems I remember a fucking thread dealing with rental cars and agencies.

If I find it, I'll share....or, try a search.
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Post by International Incident » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:53 am

ygmir wrote:well, fuck, MJ.

Somewhere, here, it seems I remember a fucking thread dealing with rental cars and agencies.

If I find it, I'll share....or, try a search.
Ah FUCK - I hadn't thought of there being a thread on this... but eplaya has everything (of course)

I was just having a fucking rant

If you locate it I would be most appreciative

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:13 am

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Post by TinkerMom » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:52 am

FUCK!!! Just had to start out that way!!
My GF fell and tore her knee apart,going into surgery and will be out of work for like 3 weeks.
My son lost his job, wrecked his truck,(and his insurance lapsed) broke his bike and isn't graduating (again).
We've added another mouth to feed in the house. I'm now the only bread winner (temporarily) and not getting any of the bread!!
We've had 3 forest fires that have caused us to evacuate, but now are back home. So the past 10 days have been a fuckity fuck fuck!!!
That's it for me, I'm done with the fuck rant!!
On to better days!!! Somebody pass me a drink!!
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Post by International Incident » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:06 pm

Thanks Ygmir
Enterprise it is then! I want to do a little side trip from LA and the one way charges are a bit fucking ridiculous!

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Post by gyre » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:22 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
And, furthermore, I do not want to know, that someone who really does know better, has tried to kill herself, by the absolutely slowest, most certain, and most fucking expensive method possible. Well, it was cheap for her :roll: but her husband will be bankrupt, I am sure, by the time she is gone. Which could take quite a while, and won't be pretty.

Fuck.

And double fuck, because, I liked her, and I wish I hadn't lost touch with her; sometimes the right word at the right time can make a difference.

Aw, FUCK!!!
I can't help being curious what this could be, and not wanting to make the experiments myself.
I used to live with a toxicity expert.
The mind reels at all the fucking options.

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Post by gyre » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:24 pm

melaniejane wrote:Fuckity, fuck, groan and fuck

I have spent the last hour trying to work out a rental car for my trip.... soo much fine print, can’t work out the insurance, or the one way rental business, or the state taxes.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE FUCKING PRICE FFS
See if you have any options for wrapping the rental in a package with your flight.
Can save some fucking dinar sometimes.

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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:51 am

gyre wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
And, furthermore, I do not want to know, that someone who really does know better, has tried to kill herself, by the absolutely slowest, most certain, and most fucking expensive method possible. Well, it was cheap for her :roll: but her husband will be bankrupt, I am sure, by the time she is gone. Which could take quite a while, and won't be pretty.

Fuck.

And double fuck, because, I liked her, and I wish I hadn't lost touch with her; sometimes the right word at the right time can make a difference.

Aw, FUCK!!!
I can't help being curious what this could be, and not wanting to make the experiments myself.
I used to live with a toxicity expert.
The mind reels at all the fucking options.
Acetaminophen.

I don't want to give people any ideas but, it happens accidentally enough to merit a warning.

Acetaminophen (Tylenol, etc; paracetamol for you overseas folks) will totally kill your liver, over a period of about a week, in doses not very far from therapeutic. Actually it can kill your liver at therapeutic doses if you drink alcohol regularly. I hate that fucking stuff.

Usual treatment for Tylenol OD involves ICU care, constant monitoring and protective infusions, but, unless you are really really lucky you wind up with liver transplant as your only hope.

We are talking $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ now. Your family will be paying that bill long after you're dead.

So it's a seriously fucked-up way to commit suicide unless you really want to punish everybody who cares about you. You die a lingering, painful, stinking and horrible death, while people who can barely stand your STENCH :shock: :shock: :shock: struggle uselessly to save you :cry: and wonder how this can ever be paid for.

Yeah and FUCK going back to this subject, Gyre! :P
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Post by gyre » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:01 am

Wow.

I have been given too much so many times, especially pointlessly laced in painkillers, that I have had to list it on my charts to not give it to me.
Now I feel I should have been even more careful.
I've had some very unpleasant reactions.

Fuck everyone that told me it was harmless.

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Post by graidawg » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:01 pm

I just want to say Fuck, i'm feeling a bit lost and lonely today, i want to go home.
FREE THE SHERPAS
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Post by gyre » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:03 pm

Hang in there.


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Post by unjonharley » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:08 pm

gyre wrote:Hang in there.


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I like that.. A BIG blue fuck..

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Post by maryanimal » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:16 pm

Snow wrote:FUCK, DUI!!!!!
*kicks self in nuts*
Shoot when I read that, I started laughing so hard I choked on my bread! I'd like to see someone kick themselves in the nuts! LMAO
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Post by gyre » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:22 pm

You guys do know how to beat those breath machines, don't you?

The fucking things have no relation to reality.
Even bac is only relative.
They have found some people testing 0.8 recently.

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Post by maryanimal » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:29 pm

graidawg wrote:I just want to say Fuck, i'm feeling a bit lost and lonely today, i want to go home.

Awww grai! Here's a hug! Hope you feel better soon!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:35 pm

Fuck, grai. I'm sure you've got a project that can use your attention...

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Post by graidawg » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:47 pm

aw thanks all (fuck)

iI like the big blue fuck truck
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Post by montanaprometheus » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:10 pm

This might sound like whining or bagging, but it's neither.

Tonight, I have a date with a beautiful eighteen year old gal, who's been chasing me for several weeks. The problem: She's eighteen and I'm more than twice her fucking age! I'm good with that, sort of, until I think about the fact my 17 YO son should be dating her, or what I'd do some creepy old perv who was banging my 16YO daughter. FUCK!
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Post by montanaprometheus » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:10 pm

Edit fail.
montanaprometheus wrote:This might sound like whining or bragging, but it's neither.

Tonight, I have a date with a beautiful eighteen year old gal, who's been chasing me for several weeks. The problem: She's eighteen and I'm more than twice her fucking age! I'm good with that, sort of, until I think about the fact my 17 YO son should be dating her, or what I'd do some creepy old perv who was banging my 16YO daughter. FUCK!
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Post by FIGJAM » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:33 pm

If you're not a creepy old perv, why the double standard?
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Post by geospyder » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:19 pm

Fucking Artesians are fucking with the hill behind my house. At this moment it is a steady dripping flow. If the retaining walls go I'm going to have a fucking mess. If you spot any fucking Artesians, shoot them.
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Post by Snow » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:35 pm

FUCK geo, poke as many holes in them walls and steep/cut slopes as you can. Water and slope stability are NOT friends.

fucking artesians, dirty rat bastards
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Post by MyDearFriend » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:13 pm

montanaprometheus wrote:This might sound like whining or bagging, but it's neither.

Tonight, I have a date with a beautiful eighteen year old gal, who's been chasing me for several weeks. The problem: She's eighteen and I'm more than twice her fucking age! I'm good with that, sort of, until I think about the fact my 17 YO son should be dating her, or what I'd do some creepy old perv who was banging my 16YO daughter. FUCK!
FIGJAM wrote:If you're not a creepy old perv, why the double standard?

So, MP, how did your date go? Did she get whatever the fuck it is she's been wanting from you? And how much do you think this is gonna cost you? :P

oh and did you actually see her ID? Because, damn...

Edited to say: sorry, I used to hit on guys like that when I was jail-bait, just to be doing it. Some of them were too smart for me :? but, I never stirred up any trouble for them either way. YMMV.
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Post by goathead » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:39 am

Fuck

Burning power poles.

makes for a long day for a goat.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:46 am

why the fuck, GH, would you set fire to a power pole?
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Post by FIGJAM » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:49 am

Fuck, see your doctor!
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Post by goathead » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:50 am

Fuck no, I would do a lot of thing, but would never do that.
:twisted:

One pole burnt outside of Wadsworth. They got it fixed, had well and two units up.

CRASH......

Line out from Imaly to Wadsworth.

Second pole down just south of Empire.

So I guess I got a tufer today.

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Post by delle » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:42 pm

URRRRGHHHHHH!!!

The hospital finally called back about a spot that had opened up for my son at a child psychiatry facility (basically a school where he'd be evaluated all day long for learning disabilities and other malfunctions).

He called at my HOME while I was at WORK

Talked to my SON and not to ME.

Gave him the phone number to call back at LIGHTNING SPEED (which of course was wrongly transcribed) and NO NAME.

...along with the message that we'd have to call back to confirm right away.

Of course by the time I'd done all the wrong numbers to find the right one, their office was closed. And he did NOT call back before leaving the office.

I mean, FUCK!!! Does he think this isn't important to us? Like we haven't been waiting Every Single DAY for a call since it was promised in January? When we were told he was Top of the Heap in Importance and we'd be getting help within 3 weeks?????

I wouldn't worry, but he asked my SON (not ME) a couple of questions which he answered negatively regarding transportation. He might think this is impossible, but we'd do whatever it takes to make it happen. He'd better the fuck not have struck us from the list and given his spot to someone else based on that information!!!



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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:55 pm

That fucking doctor is crazy. :(

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