Holy Fuck!
That is thoroughly fucked on multiple levels.
Damn...
Fuck!
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Foxfur
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Sail Man
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Ff, I've fucking thumped a lot of chests in 20 yrs of EMS and I've had maybe 5 or 6 make it to the ER with pulses back and of those I can think of only 2 that may have walked out and that was because of our immediate response in one case, and the other coded in our rig.
Witnessed arrests with immediate cpr and defib within 4 minutes is the best chance, all others are usually futile, except in cold water immersion/hypothermia and that ups the odds.
Tell sweetpea she is not a failure. She tried, against often insurmountable odds. She should be commended for that. 18 yrs is to long to beat yourself over something that was an uphill climb from the beginning. I'm sure she put her heart into it, and she should be proud of that as well.
btw, I didn't mention, during the code (it was at an assisted living facility for dementia patients) one of my co-workers called me. His ringtone is the theme song from Halloween. Fucking eh! It was a good thing no family was around because we giggled like a bunch of wacko fuckers. Talk about timing
I know, we're a bunch of twisted humor fuckers. It's what helps keep us sane. Or does it?
Witnessed arrests with immediate cpr and defib within 4 minutes is the best chance, all others are usually futile, except in cold water immersion/hypothermia and that ups the odds.
Tell sweetpea she is not a failure. She tried, against often insurmountable odds. She should be commended for that. 18 yrs is to long to beat yourself over something that was an uphill climb from the beginning. I'm sure she put her heart into it, and she should be proud of that as well.
btw, I didn't mention, during the code (it was at an assisted living facility for dementia patients) one of my co-workers called me. His ringtone is the theme song from Halloween. Fucking eh! It was a good thing no family was around because we giggled like a bunch of wacko fuckers. Talk about timing
I know, we're a bunch of twisted humor fuckers. It's what helps keep us sane. Or does it?
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Algorithms never survive the first thirty seconds of patient contact
ha ha ha I love thatSail Man wrote: btw, I didn't mention, during the code (it was at an assisted living facility for dementia patients) one of my co-workers called me. His ringtone is the theme song from Halloween. Fucking eh! It was a good thing no family was around because we giggled like a bunch of wacko fuckers. Talk about timing
I know, we're a bunch of twisted humor fuckers. It's what helps keep us sane. Or does it?
and of course, FUCK
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montanaprometheus
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FUCK!.montanaprometheus wrote:I decided to volunteer for an EMS shift, but I hit the wrong one and now will be working during the temple burn. FUCK
Hey since this is your first burn, you should tell them you don't want to do that shift and I'm sure they will be accommodating. If not, just volunteer for something else.
JK
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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montanaprometheus
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I think I'll do that.jkisha wrote:FUCK!.montanaprometheus wrote:I decided to volunteer for an EMS shift, but I hit the wrong one and now will be working during the temple burn. FUCK
Hey since this is your first burn, you should tell them you don't want to do that shift and I'm sure they will be accommodating. If not, just volunteer for something else.
Thanks.
Nipples; what we used before the invention of Silly Putty.
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I just sent an email to Michael. Told him the two shifts I can't work; This Meet-N-Greet and the greeter shift for Stag Camp, told him I'm prefer station 9 and told him to pick any shift that worked within those constraints for me. I'd like field, but figured I've been enough of a hassle for a guy who only wants one shift.Savannah wrote:It should work out okay, montanaprometheus, just speak up now.
Nipples; what we used before the invention of Silly Putty.
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Sail Man
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goathead wrote:FuckSail Man wrote: I know, we're a bunch of twisted humor fuckers. It's what helps keep us sane. Or does it?
Just glad your EMS and not a coroner .
Don't need to know if you cut up anyone interesting....
But i sure enjoyed playing doctor with the neighbor's cute daughter when we were growing up I was/am a fucking horndog
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Foxfur
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Sail Man wrote:Ff, I've fucking thumped a lot of chests in 20 yrs of EMS and I've had maybe 5 or 6 make it to the ER with pulses back and of those I can think of only 2 that may have walked out and that was because of our immediate response in one case, and the other coded in our rig.
Witnessed arrests with immediate cpr and defib within 4 minutes is the best chance, all others are usually futile, except in cold water immersion/hypothermia and that ups the odds.
Tell sweetpea she is not a failure. She tried, against often insurmountable odds. She should be commended for that. 18 yrs is to long to beat yourself over something that was an uphill climb from the beginning. I'm sure she put her heart into it, and she should be proud of that as well.
btw, I didn't mention, during the code (it was at an assisted living facility for dementia patients) one of my co-workers called me. His ringtone is the theme song from Halloween. Fucking eh! It was a good thing no family was around because we giggled like a bunch of wacko fuckers. Talk about timing
I know, we're a bunch of twisted humor fuckers. It's what helps keep us sane. Or does it?
Thank you Sail Man, a lot.
Hey, my hat is off to you and your EMS brethren. You folks have burdens to bear the rest of us cannot imagine. Especially children, gawd...
Thank you for your service.
Ff
I know coroners, and they all have a sense of humour.
But morticians?
Wow.
Do you know the name of the psychological effect that makes us identify with someone hurt, and makes us squeamish?
It is supposed to be an identification with our own vulnerability.
I'm completely unfazed by the dead, but very uneasy about anyone alive being hurt.
Is that weird?
But morticians?
Wow.
Do you know the name of the psychological effect that makes us identify with someone hurt, and makes us squeamish?
It is supposed to be an identification with our own vulnerability.
I'm completely unfazed by the dead, but very uneasy about anyone alive being hurt.
Is that weird?
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Foxfur
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gyre wrote:I know coroners, and they all have a sense of humour.
But morticians?
Wow.
Do you know the name of the psychological effect that makes us identify with someone hurt, and makes us squeamish?
It is supposed to be an identification with our own vulnerability.
I'm completely unfazed by the dead, but very uneasy about anyone alive being hurt.
Is that weird?
Not weird. Not weird at all.
For contrast, "I'm completely unfazed by the dead, but very uneasy about anyone alive."
Now that would be fucking weird...
Ff
Edited to add fucking.
Can't believe I fucking missed that
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Foxfur
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fucking thing is fucking swithced offFoxfur wrote:graidawg wrote:fucker i think i have lost my mobile phone. numbers lost and gone forever. including some (private) work ones dammit.
Say dog, did you call the fucker?
Some fuck prolly picked er up and is fucking around calling all his fucko mates...
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
That fucking sucks.
My phone was robbed from me once and can't recover some numbers.
You have to back them up.
Send for a copy of numbers dialed.
I have one for the person that robbed me, their house or a relative.
A visit is planned.
I'm wired for justice, like some.
I was looking at some scans like what happened to me, about 70,000.
I started feeling really weird as I realized there weren't any as dramatic as mine in the database.
None of living people.
I'm starting to understand why no one expected me to survive.
They asked me for dnr or my version.
I told them to keep me alive with all means.
Something happened to my survival drive once.
My surgeon thinks it's why I lived.
My phone was robbed from me once and can't recover some numbers.
You have to back them up.
Send for a copy of numbers dialed.
I have one for the person that robbed me, their house or a relative.
A visit is planned.
I'm wired for justice, like some.
I was looking at some scans like what happened to me, about 70,000.
I started feeling really weird as I realized there weren't any as dramatic as mine in the database.
None of living people.
I'm starting to understand why no one expected me to survive.
They asked me for dnr or my version.
I told them to keep me alive with all means.
Something happened to my survival drive once.
My surgeon thinks it's why I lived.
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Foxfur
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