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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:39 am

FIGJAM wrote:Fuck.........it was mimed!

fuckin' exactly............haha, obtusely, drawing a "fucking" image...........dang I missed again.......

well, fuck, fuck.......to make up for it?

(seems unfair to go back and edit, after being called on it)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by pinemom » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:36 am

Well Fuck E.Dude..that fucking sucked asshole!

And double fuck UH! did ya fart to get out of the hospital good enough?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:52 am

FUCK!
We've been friends with a couple for more than 20yrs, they are mid-40's been married since she was 16. He is rapidly dying of lung cancer that has moved into his brain. He went from okay-ish to not recognizing people in a week. He won't be here much longer and she is holding up the best she can, they were both self employed so no health insurance.

We spent the evening of the 4th sharing stories and laughing with her.

She's living my worst FUCKING nightmare.
Suck it.
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Post by pinemom » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:53 am

((((Jet) and Fuck!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:12 am

awh fuck, DrJS.........that's fucking sucky, for you and them........good fuckin on ya, for spending time, helping ease the transition........
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sail Man » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:26 am

Fuck cancer of any fucking type!! Fuck what it does to the patient, and what it does to the friends and family!

Fuck that insidious shit!
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Post by Foxfur » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:31 am

Fuck.
I'm so sorry.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:40 am

Thanks ya'll. He refuses to go back to the hospital. Why die in that fucking prison when you can be at home? His family isn't happy about his wishes to not go back to the hospital. IMO, they can go fuck themselves.
His last really lucid day was their anniversary. He went out and bought her a pellet gun to shoot squirrels. Now, he cannot stand on his own and it appears his kidneys are failing.
He's only 46yrs old, he looks more like he's 80.
FUCK CANCER!
Suck it.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:49 am

pinemom wrote:Well Fuck E.Dude..that fucking sucked asshole!

And double fuck UH! did ya fart to get out of the hospital good enough?
The op team ,even the doctor did not come near me in post op.. Heard some low voices talking about me shitting on em :twisted: :twisted:

They realy reamed me.. Ten inches of sewing down my crack. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke..

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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:57 am

Foxfur wrote:Fuck.
I'm so sorry.
((((Jet))))

((((+1))))

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Post by pinemom » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:28 am

hahaha Fuck it UH....they wanted to go THERE!!!!hahhahaaaa

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Re: Fuck!

Post by MyDearFriend » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:15 pm

(((DrJ))) oh that really fucking sucks. Small-cell lung CA? That stuff burns through to the brain real quick, nothing stops it... :cry: Terrifying to watch.

Unjon, good for you, :twisted: those knuckleheads should man up & look you in the face though, ha! You win!

Oh and (ahem) I am here on business today, trying to hit all the most-viewed threads, posting flyers for the eplaya Meet and Greet.

Thursday, September 1, 6:30 PM, Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro.

I have been asked, in the nicest possible way :D to get a head-count for this pot-luck soiree, so, even if all you are bringing is your own naked self, please go to the MnG thread and respond in some way.

If you haven't already. 8)

here: http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 28#p684828

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:21 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:(((DrJ))) oh that really fucking sucks. Small-cell lung CA? That stuff burns through to the brain real quick, nothing stops it... :cry: Terrifying to watch
That's exactly what it is. It's pretty horrific for sure. We can only hope it's over as quickly as possible at this point.
Suck it.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Eric » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:45 pm

So sorry about your friend DrJ! He's my age & it sounds like they've been together about as long as us, just the thought of that loss freaks me out. I hope the transition comes softly and fast, without much pain. Fuck cancer. Hard.

Unjon- you on the other hand are turning into the Unsinkable Molly Brown, except more cantankerous and without the dresses. Take care of yourself and get better soon!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Major Krash » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:10 pm

Foxfur wrote::twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Monsterous Fuck Coming Right Up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Civilian: What are you doing for the 4th of July?
Foxfur: Damage!

This has been in one of the gun safes for the last ten years.

'Odin' started out as one of six barrels on a M61 20mm Vulcan rotary cannon:
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End of life was at the hot end of a cutting torch, cutting the barrel in half. The gov't sells the cut up pieces as scrap and does this to prevent reweaponization. Hah! The projectiles are cut from their cartridges for the same reason. Hah Hah!
They obviously didn't think this one out...
I chucked up the barrel in the lathe and threaded it. Bored and threaded a breech cap. Reweaponization complete.
The blast is the loudest thing I've heard short of a howitzer.
It blows thru a 10 inch fir tree without sneezing.
The projectile endcaps unscrew to allow special payload additions.

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9mm vs 20mm

Boom.
....sorry, but this rightly belongs in the "Fuck Yeah!" thread. This is the "Fuck!" thread....unless of course this beauty should happen to get you ticketed, arrested, targeted, or otherwise inconvenienced. Should any of those events occur, you may re-apply for "Fuck!" status.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Major Krash » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:16 pm

EspressoDude wrote:fuck and double fuck!...mega cluster fuck...busting ass...clusterFUCK...fucked...FUCK and double FUCK and pray nobody gets hurt...FUCK, won't work with that guy again.
Sorry to hear this gig went south. I know you worked hard for it (hope THEY know what they lost). I think you were smart to walk out of the impact zone...a Man's got to know his limitations, sure. But also has got to know the limitations of others around him. And these Bozo's sound mighty limited....
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Re: Fuck!

Post by montanaprometheus » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:57 pm

Is your 20mm considered Black-powder? I thought anything larger than .508 was Class III.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:02 pm

Fuck, montanaprometheus doesn't know that you say FUCk in the Fuck thread at least once in your fucking post.

So sorry Dr. Jet. I've lost my two favorite people, and I can't say that so quick no one has any time to suffer is a real picnic. But that, that is fucking dreadful. Help her to be strong, she's gonna need it. And let her do things her own way, grief is a funny monster, and we each fight it in her own way.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by weirdscience » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:12 pm

well first i would like to say hey everyone :) and second FUCK! YEA! im moving to cali :)
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:15 pm

where the fuck you been WS?

glad to see ya

where in CA?
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Post by weirdscience » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:21 pm

busy with life you know how it goes.. san diego area i believe im moving there cus my mother wants to go to kaplan university for law school :) im soooooo happy im gonan be so much closer to the playa and its a change of scenery from boring old florida
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Post by Foxfur » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:46 am

montanaprometheus wrote:Is your 20mm considered Black-powder? I thought anything larger than .508 was Class III.
It's completely unregulated as with BP cannons. So long as I do not use fixed ammunition, Bubba has to find another pincushion. Sorry bubba... You'll have to go fuck yourself :) :D
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:22 am

Fuck, I know most of you don't want to hear about my ass surgery. Butt things are not going well.. They put a wick in yesterday.. So my kid gets the gas candle lighter out and offers to lite my fuse.. Then fuck, another 100 mile trip to have the wick redone today.. After that a home nurse will come in once a day.. Fucking worried about healing time and BM..

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Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:17 am

is it too fucking soon to make jokes about dogs scooting on their butts across the carpet?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:19 am

Should have tried that before going to the butcher.
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Post by Foxfur » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:26 am

Fuck wicks.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:16 am

Fuck, just catching up in here.... fuck, fuck, fuck. Fucking hugs.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:43 am

lol jeebus ygmir...

unjon, sending healing thoughts your way...

ws, welcome back. It's about fucking time kiddo!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by dolson007 » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:28 am

My stupid fucking ass, can't even figure out how to POST mother fucking message, so I can get a mother fucking BM ticket!!!!

I live near the Sequoia National Park, and our dogshit connection lags, and we have no fucking phone service right now!

I paid third fucking tier last year, and there were millionaire assholes who bought first tier tickets....... SO, I am fucking pissed off right now like a son of a bitch. :|

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elderberry » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:12 pm

Here's a sympathy FUCK for all of you!
Sorry to hear all the bad news.
Hope everything works out for everybody.
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