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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:51 pm

delle wrote:God lord. You make a girl WANT a hernia.

Stop it!
Stopping, aye aye!

And fuck.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Foxfur » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:47 pm

delle wrote:Can you prop yourself ungracefully someplace with pillows?

Pretty feel-better pillows that maybe glow soothing colours?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by knowmad » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:54 pm

Fuck Pain and the hurt it rides in on.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by MyDearFriend » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:52 am

Fuck, (((AntiM))) I'm sending another round of strong wishes for that repair!

And FUCK, Knowmad and Foxfur, don't let THOSE PEOPLE fuck your holiday, tis the season to be jolly so stay the fuck away from people who can't play nice. It's much more fun to just stay home on Christmas, anyway, playing with your new toys all day... I usually sign up to work from home if I can so I can gracefully decline all invitations. 8) This year I'll be lounging around at home on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and Boxing Day, 12 hour shifts so "no sorry I can't come over this year and no you can't come here while I'm working," bwaahahahahahahahaha... 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:59 am

Fucking thanks everyone, much fucking better this morning. Although it still sticks me, just to let me know I'm supposed to be off my feet. I do have to wash my fucking hair or I'll go mad(der).

Larry did help clean the basement living room for me last night, put clean sheets on the bed, got the litter boxes done, took out the trash, adn this morning tidied the kitchen adn the front room in case of guests. I can fucking throw the bastards out if I feel overwhelmed.

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Post by Foxfur » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:55 am

(((((MDF)))))
About 10 years ago I learned that I'm old enough to decline invitations. What a wonderful realization!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:23 pm

Fcuck these spammers....
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:27 pm

What spammer?

Hehehe. Fuck me.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ibdave » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:49 am

ibdave wrote:Fuck, heaters out.... :roll:
9yr old house built in the building-rush for $$ and not quality... the a/c went 4yrs ago...
the builder is installing the roofing flashing that they "forgot" next week. That caused $2k to the patio I built and just repaired.... Fuck..

Good Fuck tho.. I scored fucking sold out tixs to Dave Koz and Friends here next week. Fuck yes... 8) 8)
Fucking update:

Fucking heater $200 and the kid gave me the run down on how to service it now. Basic shit really..

Fucking Dave Koz concert tonight. Fucking Wow... Yup Fucking Wow..

Makes this fucked up December I have been fighting mentally a better way to enter the Holiday madness... 8) 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:10 am

Fuck, pain improvement was an illusion .... back in fucking clutching the side mode. I know what I did to aggravate it last night, but it was unavoidable. Well, if I hadn't lit the fucking fireplace, the room wouldn't have filled with smoke and I wouldn't have had to climb up to open the stupid fucking latched basement window on a stupid fucking chair and reach over the stupid fucking teaboxes. MyLarry prepped the fireplace for me before he left, and was very specific about the order to light it in.... I should fucking build my own fires. They don't often smoke. He's convinced his way is best, and I'm convinced I build better fucking fires. He puts in the crumpled newspaper below, in the middle and on top, with kindling between two logs. I start with kindling, a few medium sticks, and a wax firestarter (made in egg cartons), and only use a bit of paper, then add the logs as it gets going. He lights the top newspapers to heat the fireplace first, then opens the damper, the theory being having hot air in there will push up any cold air which wants to draft down. ARGH, that pushes smoke into the room! I open the damper first to equalize the cold down draft with the warm room and then light the wax starter.

I find it disillusioning that MyFuckingLarry doesn't build a better fire, that I am actually better at it. He would disagree.

I usually love my tall fucking bed, but now it is just difficult to climb in and out.

@Dave, our fucking furnace started acting up when Larry was gone last time, cost me $147 to learn how to clean the firing thingy.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by EspressoDude » Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:42 am

I was taught: lay the fucking fire. open the fucking damper. roll a newspaper and while holding it above the sticks and twigs light it and hold the fucking burning paper up into the chimney to start the draft. The fucking suck is already started. Then place the burning paper under the fucking sticks and twigs too light the fire.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:32 am

diesel and a hair dryer.

done.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by EspressoDude » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:37 pm

or a fucking Manchester Power Jet weedburner 750,000 Btu, yes, 3/4 million btu
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:44 pm

Badass!!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by knowmad » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:19 pm

wh..sh wrote:Badass!!!!
You meant, Fuckin Badass!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sail Man » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:57 pm

knowmad wrote:
wh..sh wrote:Badass!!!!
You meant, Fuckin Badass!!!
No, supercalifragilisticemotherfuckingxpialidocious, badass :P
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who's that fucker in the window

Post by ibdave » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:48 pm

Here's the fucking deal...

My wife and I are leaving the local sm-box drug store close to the house Xmas afternoon. As I turn the corner in the parking lot something caught my eye on the 3 floor apt right next to the parking lot. At 1st glance I thought it was a chick in the window with a big white bra , then a re look showed the fucker with his shirt tucked in the chin and the junk out. I stopped and Wife(he was stroking it then) got out a yelled, bla bla kids, bla fucker, bla... I got out and got a cellphone shot with shirt down and pants up and him yelling " I'm sorry"... Skip forward. Police said the 16 yr old boy was SURPRISE, as was his MOTHER... fuck.... I live next to a ADA for the county and he was on the child abuse case's.. He's looking into it all..... Fuck Fuck... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mom told the cop that they are moving at the end of the month...hummmmmmmmmm So, do I take a fucking walk over to the Apt Mgr and have a fucking chat? I hope to see what the Neighbor say's also... Fuck.. (16yr old) Public Masturbation-gateway to worse? fuck fuck... :roll:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:59 pm

what a creepy fuck! Yeah I would report it to the complex manager too. That's beyond "normal" I think and most likely a gateway to worse.
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Post by knowmad » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:06 pm

EspressoDude wrote:or a fucking Manchester Power Jet weedburner 750,000 Btu, yes, 3/4 million btu
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sail Man » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:16 am

Hmmmm Knowmad, maybe some fucking corn on the cob would work?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm

Awww fuck. My fucking computer is all fucked up. I think it has a fucking virus. It won't cost much..$75. Fuck...I guess it could be worse! I'm glad it isn't! :D
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Re: Fuck!

Post by bigdane » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:15 pm

fuck I have a fucking toothache...floss, brush, rinse...repeat...and still the fucking dentist....
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:24 pm

My fucking shoulders hurt. Time to get jabbed with acupuncture needles again. Oh yay.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Eric » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:49 pm

Okay kids, I'm splitting off all the fucking buttplug & fisting comments into their own thread. This is not where they belong.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:59 pm

Ya gonna give us the fucking link at least?
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Eric » Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:02 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Ya gonna give us the fucking link at least?
First I had to get all the fucking posts moved while leaving the fucking stuff that belongs in this thread alone.

Here ya go
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:17 pm

Cause this thread never has drift?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Eric » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:07 pm

gyre wrote:Cause this thread never has drift?
When the drift takes over this fucking thread, it gets moved, just like it has in the past. This is not the thread for page long drift- people need one place to just vent and get support, and this has evolved to be that place on the eplaya.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by jella » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:13 pm

Fuck i'm ready for a new fucking year !
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Eric » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:15 pm

jella wrote:Fuck i'm ready for a new fucking year !
You and me both. This one had better come with a fucking job.
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