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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:33 pm

Yg's right! You've got all that fuckin snow out there. Now man up and run outside naked and roll around till clean :wink:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:34 pm

lucky420 wrote:Yg's right! You've got all that fuckin snow out there. Now man up and run outside naked and roll around till clean :wink:
Best after sauna...I fucking love that...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:35 pm

*posting instructions for FF and a fucking snow bath*

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Re: Fuck!

Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:26 pm

Fucking manager at work is a fucking Fascist, keeps telling me to stop having an attitude about his giving my hours away to the new guys.

Fucker won't listen at all to reason and keeps telling me that there are "plenty" of other people willing to do my job if I don't fall in line and be a good and silent slave without verbal dissent...so i told him to go fuck himself...and if you don't like my attitude then fucking fire me for insubordination, which he can't because he doesn't actually have any authority, and mainly because my company won't pay for any unemployment, or overtime, or holidays, or ad fucking naseua.

Found out today that while I was at BM last year(when he was a new employee) that the owner told him to get rid of me because of getting so much time off(Approved by HIM!?!?) for BM just because I had told another employee that if they hadn't approved it that I was gonna quit anyhow.

He actually told me to quit being a Dick!(they call me Richard there, for "professional' reasons).

Oh yeah, I hacked a loogie up and spit on the floor in front of him after he said THAT^^^

Fucking assholes!!!

Oh yeah, because of our argument the office is now a "no saying the word FUCK zone.
This is a trucking company, BTW! :roll:

Haha, fuckers, I ain't gonna change my verbage, and I can't wait to go into work monday and test their new "policy" regarding the word FUCK.
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Post by knowmad » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:34 pm

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:41 pm

Fuck, Dick. I have a dream that someday people will be judged by the fucking quality of the work that they do, and not the slavishness of their brown-nosing...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by JDCookMS » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:42 pm

"Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck" is a gramatically correct sentence.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:17 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Fucking manager at work is a fucking Fascist, keeps telling me to stop having an attitude about his giving my hours away to the new guys.

Fucker won't listen at all to reason and keeps telling me that there are "plenty" of other people willing to do my job if I don't fall in line and be a good and silent slave without verbal dissent...so i told him to go fuck himself...and if you don't like my attitude then fucking fire me for insubordination, which he can't because he doesn't actually have any authority, and mainly because my company won't pay for any unemployment, or overtime, or holidays, or ad fucking naseua.

Found out today that while I was at BM last year(when he was a new employee) that the owner told him to get rid of me because of getting so much time off(Approved by HIM!?!?) for BM just because I had told another employee that if they hadn't approved it that I was gonna quit anyhow.

He actually told me to quit being a Dick!(they call me Richard there, for "professional' reasons).

Oh yeah, I hacked a loogie up and spit on the floor in front of him after he said THAT^^^

Fucking assholes!!!


Oh yeah, because of our argument the office is now a "no saying the word FUCK zone.
This is a trucking company, BTW! :roll:

Haha, fuckers, I ain't gonna change my verbage, and I can't wait to go into work monday and test their new "policy" regarding the word FUCK.

Tell them all to go fuck each other, except the last one, and he can go fuck himself!!! 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:54 am

WOW who knew truckers were so fucking proper? Good luck Dick!
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by tamarakay » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:30 am

My four year old grandson, Tripp, might have a fucking kidney stone. I didn't even know four year olds could get those! Fever, blood in his urine, pain in all the right places etc. Poor kid. Waiting for an MRI, will know more later. fuck.

I hate the fuck out of kids being in pain.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by jella » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:53 am

Wow so young, gosh I hope it's either not a stone or a really tiny one :( Poor baby.
Grown men cry, the idea of a 4 year old going through that give me shivers !
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:13 am

awe fuck.........TK!! best wishes for the little shaver.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:18 am

Fuck. What a whirlwind morning. My daughter & grandson are moving to Seattle in a couple months. This is good for them. This is growth. A new beginning. People need to move on and move forward, take new chances, new opportunities, be courageous in new adventures. The hamster wheel is spinning in my head. My life has been so nice & calm & settled down for 2.5 years. Fuck. Seattle? Can I grow a veggie garden there? It rains so much there. Winters are longer.

Fuck. I'm getting too old to move. I just wanna grow tree roots out of my butt & into the ground and stay put in a state longer than 2-3 years.

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Post by tamarakay » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:56 pm

Good fucking news, no blockage for little Tripp, so fucking antibiotics.

Good fucking luck monkeypoo, I am in the opposite position. I feel stagnant and want a fucking change/move, but married to a DEEP fucking rooted tree. :shock:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Savannah » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:21 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck. What a whirlwind morning. My daughter & grandson are moving to Seattle in a couple months. This is good for them. This is growth. A new beginning. People need to move on and move forward, take new chances, new opportunities, be courageous in new adventures. The hamster wheel is spinning in my head. My life has been so nice & calm & settled down for 2.5 years. Fuck. Seattle? Can I grow a veggie garden there? It rains so much there. Winters are longer.

Fuck. I'm getting too old to move. I just wanna grow tree roots out of my butt & into the ground and stay put in a state longer than 2-3 years.
Sorry for the whirlwind, Monkeypoo. :| I can tell you one thing of comfort . . . gardening is very popular in Seattle. There are a lot of differences from the sunnier places, naturally, and a few things that are difficult/uncommon such as citrus, grapes or corn, although there is precedence for all (my father loved to grow corn, but it was tricky). And admittedly, tomatoes do best in a homemade hothouse/under plastic.

But from childhood I remember apples, pears & wonderful plums, and carrots, lettuce, zucchini, rhubarb, broccoli, peas, radishes, swiss chard, and strawberries. Cucumbers do well if you don't start too early when the ground is cold. Blackberries & raspberries do very well if you have the space. My grandma grew at least 4 kinds of berries (on purpose!) Weirdly enough, you can't forget to water in the summer because the area gets drier than most people pay attention to . . . if only for a few months. :)

We get marvelous roses in the Northwest, also.
tamarakay wrote:Good fucking news, no blockage for little Tripp, so fucking antibiotics.
Great news! I hope he feels better really soon.

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Post by tamarakay » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:00 pm

Fuck, the assistant GM in charge of our deparment has decided it's a great FUCKING idea to spend time in each fucking department "to see what the little people do". Moron, this is why they want to go union at my job. Fucking idiots. Anyway, tomorrow fucking morning he is all ours and MY direct report boss suddenly remembered she has a doc. appt. tomorrow, co-worker 1 has a dentist appointment, co-worker 3&4 are going to a fucking district office to re-wire cubicles after new carpeting today, fucking co-worker number 5 is a relative newbie, so guess who gets stuck with the fucker? Fucking ME. Two hours with him looped into my phone, helping me build fucking computers, and whatever else I can think of to keep the fucker busy. HOPEFULLY some stupid fucking manager calls and screams at me cause he can't get his fucking ipad on our CLOSED NETWORK and will go ape shit when I tell him no (like the fucker who is sitting next to me). Crap on a fucking stick I am mad.

Have I mentioned I fucking love this thread? Where else can I fucking do this?
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Post by tamarakay » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:01 pm

And I fucking love how sweet Savannah is. She can hardly bring herself to say it huh?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:02 pm

On the fucking phone, to a friend or family member, that's where.
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Post by tamarakay » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:06 pm

Oh fucking god, you guys please pray, burn sage, sacrifice virgins, whatever it is you fucking do to help me keep my fucking mouth shut and my fucking opinions to myself. Fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:46 pm

Fuck, that sounds ominous, tamarakay. Know that we fucking love you...
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Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:52 pm

awe fuck, TK!! whatever it is, we're pullin for ya!!
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Post by jella » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:58 pm

Boo boo your scaring me :(....I'm pulling for ya honey !
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:57 am

Fuck, TK, whatever it is, you can fucking handle it.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Box Burner » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:58 am

tamarakay wrote:Oh fucking god, you guys please pray, burn sage, sacrifice virgins, whatever it is you fucking do to help me keep my fucking mouth shut and my fucking opinions to myself. Fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage.
Would it not be more correct to say "fucking banks"?
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Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:45 am

tamarakay wrote:Oh fucking god, you guys please pray, burn sage, sacrifice virgins, whatever it is you fucking do to help me keep my fucking mouth shut and my fucking opinions to myself. Fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage, fucking mortgage.
Fuck! I don't have anyone I care to pray to, I used the last of the sage, & I can't seem to find a virgin anywhere. I will continue looking....Good fucking luck!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:56 am

FUCK MY phone! When I type the soft-keyboard takes up too much room, whatever i am typing goes to the top of the pane out of view so i can't see what the fuck i am typing. It auto corrects to the stupidest words yet cant figure of that an"i" by its self should be capitalized.

FUCK MY PHONE!
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Post by knowmad » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:00 pm

Fuck Time!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ibdave » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:07 pm

Fucking camp-mate is not doing fucking well at all... I'm fucking scared.... He's FUCKING SCARED... 1/4 lung is all that's working right now...
Valley Fever and Phenomena at the same time.. one hits outside and the other from the fucking inside....
He was close to making it wk ago and they bumped him down a level of care and fucking shit hit the fan....
FUCK FUCK... so, burn some thing big and bright please......... love you fuckers....... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by tamarakay » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:32 pm

Well Fuck, I am still employed. It was fucking perfect, I couldn't show him a fucking thing without the phone ringing. Two rude people called while he was fucking listening. He got kinda pale on one of them. lol. I'd hate to be the fucking guy this afternoon :D
I was only slightly opinionated and a few fucking things. Yay me!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by tamarakay » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:33 pm

IBDave, i'm so sorry, i'm here if you need me.

*edited to add Fuck*
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