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Post by DangerMouse » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:55 pm

Captain, I just have to tell you how you fucked up my reality at Burning Man.

I wandered past the playa cruizer and thought I'd introduce myself but you were busy talking to someone else. Rather than be rude I figured I'd just catch you later. Well later on in my wanderings you'd parked the cruizer and were nowhere in sight. I kept right on walking and came across a lady who was A) Not sotally tober, and B) couldn't figure out where the cross street was. I pointed back behind me and said, 'Oh, no the next street is back there by the boat.' I kept on walking for a bit when it struck me how obsurd that would be in the default world and I ended up giggling to myself the rest of the night in spite of it.

Never did run into you again though. Ah well, maybe some other time. Oh, and why the hell wasn't there a hole in the bottom of the playa cruiser to admit new riders yet?

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:23 pm

Captain I'm sorry I missed you..I saw that boat bouncing around the playa and I thought it was listing...sorry I didn't climb aboard...you coulda always made me walk the plank....
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:32 am

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 7&start=15

Fuck, i actually read this thread.. fuck!

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:28 am

robbidobbs wrote: Fuck everyone who avoided me this year because they don't see me as anything other than the fucking Shit Queen.

FUCK!

I guess I'm too fucking intense for some people. Gotta work on that.
well, sweet, i don't fuckin' know what you do as the Shit Queen (it does have a nice ring to it) but i might be the Potty Princess. At Greeters in the middle of the night i was encouraging portapotty antics involving soapboxes, megaphones, and sparkly revealing outfits.

i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.

as far as intense, i've been scaring people for years. i can't vouch for you're being in GOOD company, but, well, i guess you're in .... company.....

hugs. wish i could fuckin' give it in person.
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Post by bullD » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:57 am

We have the Shit Queen and Potty Princess,,, I'm in heaven. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOVE THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:21 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.
Or you can give them the "Royal Treatment". Park a truck with 'things' inside (to be described later) next to the porta-potties. Wait til' someone goes in with a roll of TP, obviously to take a #2. You will need this because of the timing involved. Once the door closes, roll a red carpet out in front of the potty, place stanchoins along side of the carpet, and get a group of 'papparazzis' in place behind the stanchoins. As the person leaves, have flashbulbs going off, and people shouting "Great job!", "You're number 2!", and "We're proud of you!" with wild cheering- this should set off a chain reaction with the others standing in line and they would cheer too.

Again, please blame Evil Rob for this one.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:25 pm

[quote="Rob the Wop"]group of 'papparazzis' in place behind the stanchoins. [quote]

Sorry, I meant pooparazzis.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:52 pm

Fuck no edit button.

I will now write fuck 1,000 times on the whiteboard at work in pennance for being remiss in my last two posts.

Our next team meeting will probably be very interesting IMHO.

[boss]"God dammit Rob, I told you not to write this on the whiteboards already!!"
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Post by samtzu » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:59 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.
Or you can give them the "Royal Treatment". Park a truck with 'things' inside (to be described later) next to the porta-potties. Wait til' someone goes in with a roll of TP, obviously to take a #2. You will need this because of the timing involved. Once the door closes, roll a red carpet out in front of the potty, place stanchoins along side of the carpet, and get a group of 'papparazzis' in place behind the stanchoins. As the person leaves, have flashbulbs going off, and people shouting "Great job!", "You're number 2!", and "We're proud of you!" with wild cheering- this should set off a chain reaction with the others standing in line and they would cheer too.

Again, please blame Evil Rob for this one.
I think I just found the theme for my camp next year... and our camp activity! Thanks, Rob!!!
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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:17 pm

All of us - Rob Lydia, Crypto, and Myself - say you're welcome.

ouch! don't hit me! i'm sorry! i'll stop talking out of turn! ouch!
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Post by samtzu » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:42 pm

Actually, Lady, we probably have enough people around here to do this at several banks of porta-potties at the same time...

We could even publish the photos, like Time-Life did a few years ago with the photos taken all across America on the same day, called, oddly enough, One Day

We could call ours One Shit

...or Can You Believe This Shit?
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:44 pm

Hey, people... it is the "FUCK" thread...

so give a fuck and fucking comply.

fucking geezus...

fucking grumble, grumble, grumble....

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Post by samtzu » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:49 pm

Sorry....
Fuck you, you fucking fuck
David Mamet......oops... that belongs on the quote thread... and please don't hit me with that fish... it belongs on the Fortress America thread... and most of what we were talking about goes on the porta pottie thread...

Major fucking drift going on here...
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:55 pm

fucking Fortress America thread... where a brief introspection might have been beneficial

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Post by samtzu » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:27 pm

or the fuckin' Porta-potty thread where introspection is... essential!

You have to look inward to see how much fucking shit you are full of...
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:24 pm

fucking aye

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:30 pm

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by bradDaDad » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:34 am

Freud would have a damn field day here.
Anyway, FUCK that bastard, he
put down the real man...Jung!
Anyway, we all need a good
FUCK sometimes.

By the way, who's going to win the wildcard this year?

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Post by Simply Joel » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:58 pm

my long fucking day at work comes grinding to an end... time for fucking beer and smoke.

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Post by bullD » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:38 pm

Simply Joel wrote:my long fucking day at work comes grinding to an end... time for fucking beer and smoke.
OUTFUKINSTANDING!!!!!!

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Post by BAS » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:41 pm

FUCK! Today was the last day of Blue Dog Games and Comics-- the store that a friend of mine and his wife had. The actual night itself didn't seem all that bad-- joking and talking and stuff; but, when the actually last closing came, it was still a big downer.

Then there is some other stuff, but that was the biggest....


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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:17 pm

i could really fucking use a hug.

i have a serious case of the blues, feelings of failure over the marriage i just could not manage to save, having to pack shit up, fear of what the future holds...

and i'm out of mixers.

fuck.
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Post by bullD » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:22 pm

Lydia Love wrote:i could really fucking use a hug.

i have a serious case of the blues, feelings of failure over the marriage i just could not manage to save, having to pack shit up, fear of what the future holds...

and i'm out of mixers.

fuck.
One big fucking hug coming your way in thought,,,
and remember, when your feeling down I will always have a fucking hug for you.

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:52 pm

Lydia Love wrote:i could really fucking use a hug.

i have a serious case of the blues, feelings of failure over the marriage i just could not manage to save, having to pack shit up, fear of what the future holds...

and i'm out of mixers.

fuck.
shit Lydia......I've been through that and it ain't no fun. I went to a divorce
support group...that helped alot.
Love, CA
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:53 pm

Did they have any cranberry juice, cause I could really use some of that...
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:31 pm

I inadvertantly brought home some mixer that I meant to donate to the GLOM bar. You guessed it, cranberry and cranapple; two bottles of each. I got your playa synchonisity right here. 'Course you'll have to move over to this side of the pond to take advantage...

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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:35 pm

Oops. I meant to say fuck.

Fuck.

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:00 pm

Dear Lydia,
You must know that you also have your e-playa support group behind you 1000% We luvs Miss Lydia. You'd get a hug anyway, but since you've asked for one, its doublewide and extra strong. Love Bambi
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Post by Bambi of Finland » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:02 pm

And Fuck all Y'all
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:40 pm

thanks y'all.

when next we meet in flesh-space every person who hugs me gets two back...

the virtual hugs are greatly appreciated but it's just not the same as having someone's arms wrapped 'round ya.

I'm gonna go bug the fuck out of my cats now.
It's all about the squirrels.

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