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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:22 pm

Fuck Dave, do you have any recourse? Make the fucking fucks pay?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by shoegirl » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:26 pm

Haven't been here for a long time but was trying to explain to someone the fuck thread. It was confusing for them but fucking clear as the day for me. Sitting in a meeting with people talking about dyslexia and FUCK they did not know what they were doing and FUCK I sat there trying my very best fucking self to behave. I did pretty well.... only called them old school, that's not too bad. But all I could think of was the fuck thread and so here I am.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ibdave » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:50 pm

shoegirl wrote:Haven't been here for a long time but was trying to explain to someone the fuck thread. It was confusing for them but fucking clear as the day for me. Sitting in a meeting with people talking about dyslexia and FUCK they did not know what they were doing and FUCK I sat there trying my very best fucking self to behave. I did pretty well.... only called them old school, that's not too bad. But all I could think of was the fuck thread and so here I am.
Fuck, missed shoegirl... fuck :cry:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ibdave » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:54 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck Dave, do you have any recourse? Make the fucking fucks pay?
were fucking playing nicy nice right now, then when then get it right, we'll drop the bill on them and see.... everyone around us has not had this much luck with problem as of late, but maybe mines to cutNdry... Were heading the the hood-xmas party now and see what other say... 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:42 pm

ibdave wrote:
shoegirl wrote:Haven't been here for a long time but was trying to explain to someone the fuck thread. It was confusing for them but fucking clear as the day for me. Sitting in a meeting with people talking about dyslexia and FUCK they did not know what they were doing and FUCK I sat there trying my very best fucking self to behave. I did pretty well.... only called them old school, that's not too bad. But all I could think of was the fuck thread and so here I am.
Fuck, missed shoegirl...
Me too. Fucking glad you dropped in.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:17 am

FUCK! What a fucking way to start a week!!!!
**kicks doors and really wants to punch someone on the face** Where is that god damn thunderdome when you need it!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:03 am

Fuck, Wh...sh!!! What the fuck happened????
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:23 am

Oh well, I REALLY wanted to go into work early today and thanks to some things not within my control, I was late than usual! Talk about irony.
Then found out that my instructor ding-ed me on some grade points for some utterly stupid reason... I have challenged her on it, but she is a tough cookie.
And then I read that Justin Beiber as a child grew up not believing in Santa **pounds head on the desk**
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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:40 am

wh..sh wrote:Oh well, I REALLY wanted to go into work early today and thanks to some things not within my control, I was late than usual! Talk about irony.
Then found out that my instructor ding-ed me on some grade points for some utterly stupid reason... I have challenged her on it, but she is a tough cookie.
And then I read that Justin Beiber as a child grew up not believing in Santa **pounds head on the desk**
3. I never did trust that fucking kid.

1. As for the lateness... fuck! For some reason that always happens to me too. So I just don't strive for early anymore, and somehow shit stays out of my way and lets me do it anyway.


2. Dunk her in some fucking coffee.


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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:48 am

Yeah, if students don't show up, she doesn't have a job. So who's the fucking boss now?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:06 am

This morning's fuck for me was finding out that the guy who'd been paid in advance to remove the snow from a friend's rental house has a shitty and unprofessional attitude.

We were blessed this last week with a really snow and slush intensive couple of days, followed by a deep freeze that lasted a few days more. When we went to make sure everything was ready for the rental folks today we saw that they never came. There is now a really nasty ice buildup rather than a driveway, and the path to the stairs is treacherous.

When I called the guy, his response was basically that it was too fucking icy, and he didn't think he could do it now.

He was fucking PAID to do this. As a professional snowremover, he fucking KNEW well in advance what was going to take place.... we ALL DID. Only thing is, is that we thought he was going to take care of it properly as per the agreement. Big mistake, apparently.

So we get to attack it with lesser tools and a whole helluvalot more effort.

Why can't people just do what they say they're going to do!!!! :?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:12 am

Delle, get your fucking money back!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:17 am

Not my money. Hers.

She's not here to deal with it right now........... in Spain, I think.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:17 am

fuck.........Woosh..........I hope you can work it out.....and what the fuck are you reading about JB for anyway?..........

fuck, Delle:
yeah, fucking guy!! What sort of equipment does he have, anyway? When I've done plowing and snow removal, with my backhoe and or bobcat, it'll take ice.....just takes some extra effort and skill.......and, and "give-a-fuck related to integrity".

will salt work, or, it is too cold for that?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:23 am

We were thinking calcium flakes, but unfortunately its an "almost waterfront" property and salt and calcium are outlawed.

Looks like brute force might be our only resource.

We got the steps and landing safe this morning, and are waiting until tomorrow to see if he even tries to make a difference first.....
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:28 am

ygmir wrote:fuck.........Woosh..........I hope you can work it out.....and what the fuck are you reading about JB for anyway?..........
Wasn't my fault, I swear! :( I went to yahoo.com home page and it was one of the top stories of the day.

And yeah, after I kicked some imaginary butts, anger is well under control and I am back to my cheerful self :)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:13 pm

My fucking back still hurts.
But they fixed the laser over the weekend while I was partying.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:17 pm

delle wrote:We were thinking calcium flakes, but unfortunately its an "almost waterfront" property and salt and calcium are outlawed.

Looks like brute force might be our only resource.

We got the steps and landing safe this morning, and are waiting until tomorrow to see if he even tries to make a difference first.....
Flamethrower. It will solve any number of fucking problems.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:19 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:My fucking back still hurts.
But they fixed the laser over the weekend while I was partying.
Hope you feel better.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:21 pm

A fucking snowremover remover? :twisted:
Sounds like he's a "pro" rather than a professional.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:13 pm

I've got a fcuking business model for him: Summertime Snow Removal. The wave of the future...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:54 pm

Friend of mine needed her baby grand piano moved. I told her (knowing that she's a fucking cheapskate), get a professional mover for that. She got one of the guys in her band who said he had moved pianos before.

He showed up with no equipment, just a rented a truck with a lift-gate. His only good choice. No blankets, no dolly, no plan of attack. Never visited the locations.

I learned later that's not the way a pro moves a piano. We ended up scratching the side of her piano.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by knowmad » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:39 pm

Fuckin Time for the Yearly Visit to the Family Christmas circus. And I'm out of Pot and have no Valiums left. I'd have a drink but then I'd prolly say what I really think... then not care about who's butt hurt... and not remember it the next day.... I'm Fucking Brilliant!!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Foxfur » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:03 am

I'm totally with you on the fuckin family. I decided I'm not going down there for Christmas, fuck that.
When they pull their heads outta their asses, maybe then.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:11 pm

Almost all of my cool family members have passed away. I still will go to Christmas dinner, I really want to see my nephew when he's home on leave for a couple days.

My fuck for the day: fucking internal mesh let go in one spot, fucking pain, pain, pain. Lortab is a life saver. Larry is home today, but I'll need a fucking sitter (can't move very well at all).

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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:04 pm

Fuck, M! Do they have to go in again to fix it, or do you just wait for it to grow over again? (presuming that's how that works)

Either way, fucking OWWWWWIE.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:25 pm

Just stay still and let it heal. Fucking fuck, I can't even lie down.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:33 pm

Can you prop yourself ungracefully someplace with pillows?

Pretty feel-better pillows that maybe glow soothing colours?
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He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:34 pm

delle wrote:Can you prop yourself ungracefully someplace with pillows?

Pretty feel-better pillows that maybe glow soothing colours?

Propping, fuck yes. Burgundy snakeskin bedrest pillow, fucking cheerful enough? :wink:

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Re: Fuck!

Post by delle » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:44 pm

God lord. You make a girl WANT a hernia.

Stop it!
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He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

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