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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:32 pm

fuckin sorry Elorrum. but,there is more than one way to skin a cat...........
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ratty » Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:52 pm

Aw FUCK! Elorrum keep at it. It will happen. Got fingers crossed for you. ELORRUM NEEDS A TICKET. (That was me shouting to be heard over the mumbles and grumbles.)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:02 pm

Breath deep, remain calm, and keep on truckin'.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elorrum » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:36 pm

I am a fucko, first, last, and always.
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Post by Zona » Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:05 pm

Fuck in A, I am the man, Jimmy said so.

Now if I can just remember that.....I'm 55.

He was the man around here, set the entire thing up in fact, knew him. Did that ever spark something.......

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:01 am

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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:48 pm

Dumb fuck stole one of my cars.... It's from an estate.. Had to have a key... So I know who did it.. It was in a repair lot..

Dumb for taking some thing from me.. His cars wont run so good, as long as he lives in Salem..

The car was dumped in a drive way.. The drive way owner call a repo investigater.. Repo man found the owner name (Grandfather).. The he call a dealer that knew Grampas and I names.... The dealer called the drive way owner and found he knew me also.. Small world.. The car had been run out of gas.. Another person I know had seen it being towed.. The guy is FUCKED
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:07 pm

fuck that UJH........well, glad you'll get it back? in ok shape?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:43 pm

ygmir wrote:fuck that UJH........well, glad you'll get it back? in ok shape?
A big jack knife was dropped inside the engine compartment in the night... I found some one that ID'ed the knife..I will return it to the proper owner... But that knife is dangerous..
Maybe I should break it..............................OFF in the fuckers tires..
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:52 pm

unjonharley wrote:
ygmir wrote:fuck that UJH........well, glad you'll get it back? in ok shape?
A big jack knife was dropped inside the engine compartment in the night... I found some one that ID'ed the knife..I will return it to the proper owner... But that knife is dangerous..
Maybe I should break it..............................OFF in the fuckers tires..
hemorrhoidectomy.........just fucking sayin.........
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ratty » Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:49 pm

Fuck! I can be such an idiot sometimes.

Note to self...Before you stick 200 facemasks in the giant washer, tie them in little knots.

All the strings got tangled and I ended up with a giant ball of mask. It was glorious. I was disappointed. I wanted to dry them in the dryer. Not sit at home untangling and hanging them in the sun.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:06 pm

That's not funny at all.... nope... not at all...

HAHAhaha, uh, ahem....
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ratty » Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:37 pm

What a fun gift this will be.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by HeatRash » Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:50 pm

Aw, I was hoping to see a pic of a glorious mask rat king :D

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Thecatman » Thu May 05, 2016 7:30 pm

FUCK man. It's raining, which is good. We need it.

But there's supposed to be a nice meteor shower tonight.

Poor fuckin timing.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Patsh » Thu May 05, 2016 8:29 pm

Well, FUCK.

My good tent literally bit the dust after its 5th burn... last year really put it to the test, and it failed miserably.
So I ordered another (too big) tent in time for last year's Decompression, and it was poorly sewn, with a side seam stitched right into a window. I returned it, and eventually ordered another (smaller).

Brought the latest tent to a 3 day 'work weekend', 3 days setting up for the AZ regional, Saguaro Man. That weekend it rained and snowed, and was pretty windy. It leaked all around the edges at the base. With less than 2 weeks 'til the main 5-day regional, I was stuck with it....

The whole 5 days of Saguaro Man, it was rainy/sleety/snowy/haily and extremely windy. Not only was I constantly mopping up puddles inside the tent, it tore in 3 places at the base, and broke a rainfly pole and hook. Fuck.

(Mind you, we had an absolute BLAST, regardless of weather... :mrgreen: )

And, a further Fuck, the beautiful, 30' diameter North Pole shade, (belonging to Delle) which has held up surprisingly well in Playa winds, also failed. First, one of the loops tore out completely, and then both the upright pole (1-1/4" heavy steel, one of 5 sections) and one of the upper cross poles (3/4" steel) broke in two. Of course, the whole thing fell, and punctured a hole in one of my tables.... there was food and ice and all, spewed all over the ground.


So, the main Fuck of this whole thing is, I MUST find another (good) tent before the Hof in June!!! Also, hoping to fix the North Pole shade, too... parts are no longer available. I have a spare set of poles SOMEWHERE, thanks to TinkerMom, but haven't found them yet. Sure hope they're still here!

Dang first world problems.... fuck. :?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sham » Fri May 06, 2016 4:00 am

Yikes Patsh. That's insane. Who is going to tell Delle about her shade? FUCK! :shock:

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Patsh » Fri May 06, 2016 6:40 am

Sham wrote:Yikes Patsh. That's insane. Who is going to tell Delle about her shade? FUCK! :shock:
I was hoping to find the spare set of poles before telling her...
then it wouldn't be quite as serious. Too late now; the cat's out of the bag.

(It's easier to let a cat out of a bag than it is to put it back in...)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by EGAZ » Fri May 06, 2016 10:27 am

Not a major FUCK!, but a Fuck none the less. After a few rounds of Amazon & CL shopping, parts, pieces and things are here and I need to start some assembly. At first glance it's a tad overwhelming. Need to start over thinking things a make my plan. In my head I can see where time can run out quickly. Even though we have 250 days left as of this post.

Anyway, I'm off to make my fucking plan :twisted: ..... Carry on!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ZigZag » Fri May 06, 2016 6:15 pm

Not sure what time zone that counter is on, but http://burningman.org/countdown/ says 120 days until the man burns.
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Post by EGAZ » Fri May 06, 2016 6:32 pm

Don't know either, popped up on my feed when I was posting. Didn't bother to check it, though Its obviously very wrong.... HAHa

Less time now..... FUCK! :)
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Post by ZigZag » Sat May 07, 2016 6:48 pm

I had everything pretty well planned. I was going to spend some time with my kids, my brother, his kids and my niece at a lodge up in the mountains of Colorado then head to BM right after. 3 glorious weeks off from work. i don't get to see them very often as they live all over the US. The nearest one is 1600 miles away, the furthest lives in Anchorage.

Then the family visit blew up. Everyone backed out for one reason or another. Kids.

Fuck.

Now I got a week to kill before BM and don't know what to do.

Fuck.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Fri May 20, 2016 8:57 am

Drove by a lot where port-a-pots were being assembled.. Half blue, half pink.. I love America where in the land of the free they dictate where you can take a shit
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ZigZag » Fri May 20, 2016 9:27 am

unjonharley wrote:Drove by a lot where port-a-pots were being assembled.. Half blue, half pink. I love America where in the land of the free they dictate where you can take a shit
Well the asshats in many states are, or trying to do exactly that. North Carolina is at the forefront. Color coded porta potties ? Give me a fucking break. Who has time for this nonsense?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by trilobyte » Thu May 26, 2016 9:44 am

I'm just seeing the posts about the countdown timer being off. It shows the correct countdown time as I'm looking at it now, but for future reference you'd use the contact us page to let the web team know if you see an issue with a page on the main site.

In more fucktastic news, FUCK!!! I woke up this morning to messages from a couple different customers for the virtual clothing business my girlfriend and I run in Second Life. It seems the company that runs the servers that our vending system runs on have fucked off, and so the whole system is down. The way the system works is kind of like an ATM. People walk around in the virtual world and browse around the different locations or look at different items, and when they say "hey I want to buy that" they feed their virtual currency into the machine in front of them. Behind the scenes, the machine then contacts the server, does the book-keeping, and then sends out whatever item that they bought. It's worked incredibly smoothly and reliably for us for more than 7 years.... but now is dead. FUCK!!!

So now today is all about racing around to figure out both short term and long term fixes.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by mgb327 » Thu May 26, 2016 9:59 am

Well, fuck that, Trilo. Good luck setting up a new server-thing. I know of your tech expertise and have no doubts you will have a better system up and running in no time. I woke up Monday AM to do my usual online biz, and they slipped a Win 10 upgrade onto my PC. Might as well cut off an arm, took hours to start to get back into my online "stuff". Asshats, all of them. Fuck. BTW, Win 10 makes it so you can't burn CDs on your machine anymore....my, how useful.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ratty » Thu May 26, 2016 10:59 am

FUCK! What was I thinking? I told my daughter about eplaya. Quick. Hide me. Delete everything. How am I going to maintain my status as a perfect roll model?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Thu May 26, 2016 6:46 pm

Roll MORE???

Fuck!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by mojo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:15 pm

Fucking, fuckitty, FUCK. In one month have lost two very close to me, now a third had exploratory surgery and they sewed him up, saying, "sorry, nothing can be done".
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:40 pm

Fuck, so fucking sorry to hear that.

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