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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:24 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:maybe you should let him tell the story. unless, of course, he's too emotionally scarred from the 4WotA the other day?
*passes out salt envelopes to all in the area.*

'key woodrow, we're ready for your story.
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Post by bullD » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:02 pm

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:f*ck sam, you dumb f*cking lucky you didn't breathe any of that siht.
Well, I did breathe it, but it didn't affect my lungs, just my.... uhhh... Woodrow... he was not a happy camper...
ok, that deserves a fukin smily

:shock:

Holy Shite you are lucky.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:54 am

Fuck! I lost my handala last night at the League of Evil. It's the second super-meaningful, can't-get-it-over-here thing i've lost off of my neck in the past year.

I'm beginning to think i shouldn't wear this shit, before i lose what i have left.

BTW, This is Handala
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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:58 am

Fuck!

I just found an open wound on my pooch about the size of a quarter, under his ear, from him scratching... now I have to keep him still, and keep some healing-gel on it....

and he's gonna be hairless there for a good two months, until it heals and all the hair grows back...

I love having a floofy dog that looks like he has fuck!ing leprecy...

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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:34 am

That's Leprosy, dear. And his hair might not grow back at all, depends on the depth of the scar. He's probably scratching because he has an ear infection. What kind of dog is he?
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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:40 am

bichon frise...

and I spelled it "leprosy" at first, and then looked at it and thought "no, that doesn't look right at all"... funny...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:48 am

That's Hanson's Disease you politically incorrect monsters.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:57 am

Woohoo, a trip to Maui,or was it Molokai?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:00 am

AntiM wrote:Woohoo, a trip to Maui,or was it Molokai?
Molokai. Remember two out of three miracles have occurred.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:01 am

theCryptofishist wrote:That's Hanson's Disease you politically incorrect monsters.
I got edu-ma-cated by the Bible. It told me it was 'leprosy'.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:03 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:That's Hanson's Disease you politically incorrect monsters.
I got edu-ma-cated by the Bible. It told me it was 'leprosy'.
I rest my case.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:30 am

Leprosy is virtually impossible to contract. Father Damian tried for many years to contract the disease until he was successful.
No wonder sainthood is in the offing.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:35 am

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:01 pm

Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:

Sponsored Links

Leprosy For Sale
Low Priced Leprosy
Huge Selection! (aff)
ebay.com

Sexy Leprosy Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles. Free
www.infobert.com

BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
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Post by Isotopia » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:33 pm

Sexy Leprosy Singles
Certainly sounds sexier than Sexy Leprosy Shingles

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:07 pm

Rob the Wop wrote: BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
Not as wrong as this that was posted on our newest members homepage
Notice how I spelled 'nigerian' with a lower case letter, despite it's status as a proper noun, in order to properly convey how shitty of a country/place/AIDS breeding zone it is.
You at least have class, a sence of humor and a sence of when you're going over a line.


Oh well. Off to shoot more helpless sheep.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:18 pm

Probably an ear infection. Smell inside his ear...an infection smells funky, but kinda like rotten graham crackers (if such were possible). There's usualy a brown goo associated with it, too. Trim or pull the hair inside his ears, clean them out with Q-tips, and get some gunk for it from your vet or at the pet store.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:14 pm

nope, his ears are fine... I keep them very clean and whatever...

I'm pretty sure it has to do with his sensitive skin....

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:27 pm

fuck. poor little coosh. my dogs are bumming from the salt on their paws this week

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Post by geekster » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:29 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:
Yeah, well, at least you didnt google on "diseased" in which case you get ...

Sexy Diseased Singles

and

I Lost 40 lbs in 2 months!
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:17 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:

Sponsored Links

Leprosy For Sale
Low Priced Leprosy
Huge Selection! (aff)
ebay.com

Sexy Leprosy Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles. Free
www.infobert.com

BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
Ben Hur has Charlton Heston and Leprosy!
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Post by tonytohono » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:39 pm

I was about to come in here yesterday with one of the most obsessive cases of tourette's syndrome I have ever had, but I was afraid of what I might blather out without realizing it. So now that I am all calm and collected I just wanted to state an emphatic

FUCK.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:25 am

Fuck!

Bauhaus says it sells books but IT'S A LIE!
The real fuck is that i only learned this AFTER i found a book by J Edgar Hoover on the communist threat in America, and a Polish novel from over 50 years ago.

They smelled so damn good, too.
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:28 am

Hey, RJ... what the fuck you doin' tonight?
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:29 am

I should do some music - I have a mini-gig tomorrow i haven't prepared for at all.

'sides that, nothin.' What about you?
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:30 am

I'm at loose ends tonight... wanna do coffee or a drinky?

ob:fuck!
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:39 am

sure. let's go non-alcoholc; i seem to have knocked back one or two each night this week.

i need to stop using them as sleeping aids.

i probably need to play some music first, though. i don't even know what i'm playin' tomorroe.
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:40 am

yeah... i'm backin offa the nightly drinkies myself. sober is hunky dory.

let me know if you have a time and place that's good. i'd love to see ya.

smooch.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:42 am

Oh, god, i just thought of Bleu. But that's alcoholic, isn't it?

Well, it IS friday....
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:47 am

Mini-fucks:

I'm a fuckin' gimp. Between my evilly bruised knee - the impact was hard enough to break the skin - and a muscle somewhere in my left thigh/groin area that keeps tightening up so badly I can't walk, I feel really stupid. I think I'm fine. Then I get out of my chair and fall on the floor. It's actually really funny. But even yoga doesn't seem to have taken care of it.

Bigger fuck: An email i was looking forward to got eaten by the aether. Fuckin' aether.
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