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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:09 am

Thanks SpiderMonkey and Bin.

I fuckin needed that. And a thank you the Great Hunter S. Thompson. Last night I put on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas DVD. Actually I put on the Commentary narrated by Hunter and had him talk me to sleep.

Big hugs to all.
and of course....FUCK CANCER!!

Peace, Love, and Much Abundance and Orgasms,
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Post by pinemom » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:32 am

Ah sweetness.... fuck n A!
Yes, your calling is out there....it will find you. Keep your heart mind and ears open!

good things will come...!
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:30 pm

Fuck, some future dead shithead stole my Burning Man bike from the front yard of my house......piss fucker will die from curses.
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Post by spidermonkey » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:35 pm

fuckin cowboyangel..... i have sent some curses the bike theifs way on your and all playa-bike owners behalf
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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:22 pm

FUCK

san diego is burning!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:17 pm

Its fucking 3.20am, I can't fucking sleep and I feel so ill that I feel like my whole fucking body is going to explode.

Fuck.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:35 pm

Oi! Store open for 8 hours. Wrote 5 receipts all day. FUCK!
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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:58 am

Bin - I hope your selling cars or houses.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:38 am

No such fucking luck, FingerSniffer. Wife's store sells dishes, glassware, handbags & other assorted mostly small stuff.
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Post by mojo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:33 pm

Fucking pissant piece of fucking pussy lint..... (thanks for letting me vent)

*Sorry, just pissed off about a douche nozzle on another thread*

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:17 pm

Yeah, and I'm not sure how to get PM to resind her invite to EBC...

But thank you for your Fucking spendid effort at truth telling.
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Post by melancholy harlot » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:15 pm

hey nogganoodle, i can relate. haven't slept in three nights.

fuck insomnia.

i need some fucking whiskey.
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Post by pinemom » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:11 am

Sorry Mojo...Fuck, some things went around...and I doubled back...same "hmmmmm" went off in my head too.

taken care of.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:03 pm

About a month ago one of our employees was pulled off his scooter and beaten, broad daylight, people all around, bastards got away. Two days ago the manager of a bar up the block was pulled off his scooter - by a fucker known in the neighborhood, who actually lives nearby. A few hours after the crime he came back to the block and had a staring contest with the man he robbed, cops were called, never showed up. Tonight I was walking past the store after hours and saw a scooter on the sidewalk. I went to the neighbor and described it - his scooter alright. He and I went back to check it. Wait for the punchline folks, wait for the punchline - - - - - the fucking stolen scooter - - -- - - was - - - - - - - FUCKING CHAINED TO AN IRON RAILING - - - - - - so that it wouldn't be stolen from the fucking thief!
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Post by The CO » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:51 pm

Resorting to violence over a scooter... What is the fucking world coming to?
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Post by Barbie » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:13 pm

BOLT CUTTERS... ooooorrrrrrr wait wait wait..... till the theif comes out and take it BACK...OH And FUCK that SUCKS....
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Post by Barbie » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:19 pm

OR for that matter SMASH the thing...Fuck The thief-I guess I kinda have a bad attitude....If I don't have my stuff neither can YOU....
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Post by AntiM » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:39 pm

Fuck, I should know better to browse ebay, I should fucking know better. Someone's selling their farscape convention tickets for next weekend for a fucking ridiculously low amount. Fuck, I want to go, I know I can get to fucking LA, and I bet I could find a fucking couch to sleep on if I fucking needed one ... even without fucking transportation I could go... fuck, I wanna gooooo. Fuck, can't really afford it and I've never been to a scifi convention, who am I kidding about going by myself? Fuck it looks like fun.

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Post by mdmf007 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:29 pm

AntiM do it right and go to a StarTrek convention. Ill show you the ropes.
Looking for one in your area as I type this.

http://www.scificonventions.com/

SCIFI Rules.

later

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Post by AntiM » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:34 pm

Ah fuck, I'm a Gatie/Scaper, but I suppose I could be a fuckin' trekkier too. There's conventions now and again in SLC, but not often. I can get to Cali, my biggest speedbump is that I cannot fucking drive.

I bet you'd be fun as all fuck at a con. I've never been, my friends wanted me to go to Dragoncon with them, but that's the same fuckin' weekend as our beloved event in BRC.

Hehe, yes, love the scifi, I'm even on the scifi forums, but not as AntiM. I am both ashamed and proud to admit I write pornographic fanfic. sigh I'm such a fucking geek.

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Post by dr.placebo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:34 am

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Post by robbidobbs » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:20 am

Bin Noddin wrote:the fucking stolen scooter - - -- - - was - - - - - - - FUCKING CHAINED TO AN IRON RAILING - - - - - - so that it wouldn't be stolen from the fucking thief!
Put another fucking lock on it, then hide in the fucking bushes and watch the fucking show.

edited to add fucks
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Post by mojo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, and I'm not sure how to get PM to resind her invite to EBC...

But thank you for your Fucking spendid effort at truth telling.
Fuck!!!!! Don't rescind on my behalf!!!! I suspect that she needs education and some experience. (But I'm secretly glad I don't have to live with her 'cause I'd be sorely tempted to provide some of the education)

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Post by mojo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:12 pm

pinemom wrote:Sorry Mojo...Fuck, some things went around...and I doubled back...same "hmmmmm" went off in my head too.

taken care of.
Fuck, no worries. My drama avoidance antannae sure went up though - sounds like yours did too.

I can't imagine you putting up with it for very fucking long before I would have to defend you in a criminal action.......and if the poor fucking thing got stuck looking down the barrell of you and I and Fishy.......well.........we'd be smuggling the leftover bits out by sewing them into the NEB.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:41 pm

Fucking vampires! When they sucked my neck, I kind of liked it. Almost romantic, y'know? I didn't mind when they began gnawing on the top of my head - it relieved the itching. But now they've gone too far. This morning I woke up and found that they had been chowing down on my crotch. Vampires, you annoying jackanapes! You're worse than the Goops for manners. I'm filling me underpants with garlic and crosses. Yeah, watch out, me and Alexei Sayle, we're going to fuck you up. Fucking fanged little bastards!
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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:19 pm

Bin - sounds loike you have a horrible vampire infestation.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:52 pm

Oh, yeah. We have to spray for them.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:54 am

fuck anti M. IF you want to go to fucking Baycon next fucking memorial day then I'll gift you a fucking ticket as my attendent. Hotelroom and taxis. We can fucking do this. Tim Fucking Powers.
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Post by AntiM » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:23 pm

Fuck that sounds tempting. really, really fucking tempting. And fun, really fucking fun.

Although I have made plans for me and larry and Ranger Genius and Borderline to visit SF in May next year. Third week I think. Staying at a really nice resort/hotel (yeah timeshare points). Just have to buy the plane tickets and think about what we want to fucking do. I haven't set foot in SF since 1985, and haven't lived there since 1975. fuck, I want to go home. One of my fucking homes, I have several in my heart now.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:21 am

Well, I'd be happy to have a drink or a coffee with that crew. Let me know.

and by the way...

Fuck.
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