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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:01 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by MrGAJ5001 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:12 pm

::Stupid Ass....No one's going to buy that fat man!::
"No sense in mentioning these bats", I thought..."The poor bastard would see them soon enough."

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:17 pm

Rob the Wop and Special Friend turn heads in London.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 pm

Das Commandant is surprised to find his wife fooling around with cousin Sven.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 pm

(dammit, he's good)
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by gawul » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:12 pm

where's the damn jots? has anyone seen the jots?

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Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:43 pm

Juan Valdez tries for a festive holiday look, but his fashion sense is thrown off-kilter after spilling all his Columbian Marching Powder.

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Post by robotland » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:17 am

Karl Marx speaks out about The Opiate Of The Asses.
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:44 am

crack me up, AntiM and robotland...
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:38 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Zulegoona » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:58 pm

Yeah man, it was the biggest drum circle ever, bet you could here it for miles,........

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Post by ibdave » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:24 pm

Ah Shit, I got to go Pee now.........
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:43 am

"You forgot the pretzles?!?! How the FUCK can you forget the pretzles!!!!!"
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Post by Sensei » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:53 am

"I was not driving while drunk. What, you think I'm an idiot or something? I was flying while drunk."

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Post by joel the ornery » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:24 am

"beer... we find beer at the end of the rainbow? where the hell is the pot of gold? Damn Leprecauns!"

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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:19 am

"You think THAT's cool, you should see the waitress!"
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Post by Ranger Genius » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:52 am

It's plain to see why the Lagersaurus was doomed to be an evolutionary dead end.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:19 pm

keep em coming folks...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:42 pm

Members of a flying religious cult reportedly spotted crossing the coast of California. There destination appears to be the Black Rock Desert of Nevada.

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Post by geekster » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:49 pm

As time passed, Jose began to realize that maybe those mushrooms weren't quite THAT magic.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:26 pm

If tthat silly nun can do this, I can do it better! Uh... who put that rock there?

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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:30 pm

The Dark Side of Skinnydipping.

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Post by robotland » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:02 am

Monkfish swimming upstream to spawn.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:59 am

Adrien, torn between his dreams of being the next Mark Spitz and the next Pope, makes a futile attempt to combine the two career paths.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:15 am

In his expirimental years, Moses tried levitating above the Red Sea. This didn't work as well.
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Post by robotland » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:27 am

It being an exceptionally hot day, Brother Pedro is momentarily fooled by the tromp l'ouel whitewater rapids mural on the chapel's facade....
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:01 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Zulegoona » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:21 pm

Girls bring me my penis sheath please, I'm going out.

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Post by Martiansky » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:47 pm

Ah hah, Z... I see you were watching one of the shows with the native peoples on it over the weekend!

Now that I've picked myself up off of the floor, thank you very much! :D

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Post by geekster » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:54 pm

Okay, here comes the carpeting! Our playa art project this year is a huge burnable structure of couches wrapped in carpet and the entire thing held together with PVC pipe. It is going to be an AWESOME burn!
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