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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:29 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by robotland » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:54 am

Japanese technicians hurry to reinflate Roostora after a near-fatal flattening during his earlier encounter with Godzilla.
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Post by Martiansky » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:54 am

Hey, isn't that Big Cock?

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:08 pm

You can caulk the walk
but
can you walk the cock?

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Post by BigCock » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:08 am

Genetic researchers, grappling with overpopulation and crowding in China, introduce 2-dimensional livestock.

Where's the beef? It's not on the menu. The menu is on it.

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Post by robotland » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:35 am

Just a little chicken, Mister Creosote?......It's wafer thin.....
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Post by tisha2 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:05 pm

It's Wonka-vision.
ERP ~ Emergency Resource Procurement
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:55 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by robotland » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:11 am

Hey Kali...Wantcher palm RED???!!??
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Post by robotland » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:13 am

What kind of popular dog are they? Why, if you have enough to completely surround your property....Then they're BORDER KALIs!
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Post by robotland » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:15 am

Busier than a hand-painter in a Kali factory!
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Post by montana wildhack » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:20 am

see, it does make your palms red.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:27 am

RealDolls introduces its new Goddess Line.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by BigCock » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:41 am

And the Goddess said ....
Let there be Rosey Palms for all who so defile themselves, and for the fellatiants, let the Pearls of their Pleasure become the Bodiless Heads of their Forsaken Protegy ...

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:40 pm

The Album Cover they didn`t use:

Jimi Hendrix "Electric Lady Land"

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:35 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by kilngod » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:35 am

WTF did you do to my marijuana field?!?

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Post by Davoid » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:15 am

Once again, it's that time of year for the newbie burner harvest.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:02 pm

When the firefighters failed to light their truck on fire, they called a local redneck- assured in the knowledge that he could get it done right.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by AntiM » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:47 pm

I thunk y'all missed a spot ...

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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:05 am

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:50 am

First Annual Lorraina Bobbit Fan Club Extravaganza

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Post by BigCock » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:44 pm

Is that a 36" dick in your hands or are you just enjoying your graduation ceremony?

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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:02 pm

the chinese military unveiled their new PENIS class missile to the public yesterday.

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Post by tilly » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:06 am

Good Luck gi girl! :D
Well when?

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Post by tilly » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:07 am

So I can't spell, anyhooo Good Luck you go Girl! :shock:
Well when?

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Post by kampkalamazoo » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:04 am

(in unison)

This is my penis....There are many others like it, but this one is MINE....

(A still from the movie "Full Wooden Penis", little-known Kubrick side project.)
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Post by BigCock » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:37 pm

Graduates in Dildo Administration from Fo Dong University

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Post by AntiM » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:20 am

(okay, not a caption, a comment) Hey, Nagoya! Note the smirking fratboy types in the background; the fertility festival is a huge draw for the military MWR tours.

I had to explain to my brother-in-law that no, the yummy hard candy from the Japanese festival was NOT cute little mushroom shapes. Heh. There's a reason larry's family thinks I'm a prevert.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:41 am

AntiM>
I had to explain to my brother-in-law that no, the yummy hard candy from the Japanese festival was NOT cute little mushroom shapes.


moz>LoL

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