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Post by Discosybil » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:16 pm

Mikey felt ill when he realized the officer was holding his left arm.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 am

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:22 am

Due to the increasing numbers of senior citizens and ageing baby boomers in the U.S, The Federal Reserve and Mint deceided to print "large print" currency.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:24 am

Woman on left: I see your husband is a Big Man.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by mojo » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:51 am

The cost of inflation.
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Post by mojo » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:51 am

The cost of inflation.
Cum catapulte proscripte erunt tum soli proscripti catapultus haebunt.

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:36 pm

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:41 pm

I don't have anything. I just want her number.

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Post by Davoid » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:43 am

Hmm, freshly brewed coffee, yet it smells a little stinky...

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Post by robotland » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:02 am

What you have to do to get a decent java at Center Camp Cafe' these days...
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Post by mojo » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:53 pm

Coffee break for the umbrella stand.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:30 am

Contrary to the spoil-sport attitude of some holier than thou gurus, coffee and yoga do mix.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:29 am

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:38 am

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Presents:


BARBIE BOWL 2006! ! !

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:54 am

Last minute substitutions did not help the Seahawks at all.
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Post by Davoid » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:46 pm

That breast implant is MINE!!

No, MINE!!

MINE!!

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Post by CLARKcon » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:35 pm

And at that exact moment, Sally vaguely remembers reading that drinking prune juice before athletics helps as a mild laxative, not a mild relaxant

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Post by Atar » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:17 pm

Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
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Post by robotland » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:57 am

How papayas get to the supermarket.
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Post by Davoid » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:31 pm

Faye regrets trying the extra large buttplug, but at least her sorority sisters are there to help her out.

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Post by Atar » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:42 pm

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What do you mean 'do I have a permit to look so cute?'
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:48 pm

Buffy demonstrating how 10lbs of taters can indeed fit into a 5lb sack.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:01 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:29 pm

"Just because I have a small Peccary, doesn`t mean I`m not a fabulous lover."

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Post by Zoom » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:31 am

where is the start button?
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Zoom » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:38 am

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thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:48 am

So what is the right way to derail?
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by CLARKcon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:10 pm

"Hmmm...now my brain say's that I have about 4 seconds to shoulder roll and bail out of this window into a 300 ft. deep ravine, but my body says I'm -2 seconds away from aready wetting myself...choices..."
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Post by Zoom » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:24 pm

i'll take another drink
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:37 pm

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