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ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:35 pm

[b]New on the UPN Network " Native Girls Reality Show" Where you the viewers vote which contestant gets to be licked by an anteater or sleeps in AntiM's tent giving her foot baths with their tounge.[/b]

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:36 pm

sorry about the bold type...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:38 pm

native women gone feminist, running off with the cotto salami...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:35 pm

Freshman Stanley Lebowitz's dream of hot, tattooed chicks bringing him the world's largest doobie finally comes true.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:26 am

Dammit but I need to find my pictures from the Nagoya fertility festival. You should see the sake set ....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:03 am

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:05 pm

hmmm, smells like shit, tastes like shit, must be a PG&E pole.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:17 pm

Finally revealed: The origin of the expression "Madder than a waterlogged chipmunk on a telephone pole".

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:21 pm

Alvin the Chipmunk does a rather tacky impersonation of Natalie Wood.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:22 pm

"Dale, however, did NOT return from Sri Lanka."

(sorry)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:30 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:23 pm

In the darkest days of WWII, RAF recruiting got pretty creative.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:07 pm

When Larry Harvey lifted the NO PETS rule, Burners from all over started creating and gifting playa goggles for our fine four-legged friends.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:18 pm

unsuspecting of anything, these two hairy creatures died two days later after a close proximity nuclear reaction test.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:09 am

Cry Havoc- And let slip The Dogs Of War!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:11 am

This year's Eukanuba prizewinning Plasma hounds.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:12 am

A bright flash on the horizon heralds the coming of the True Dominion of Dog.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:13 am

Better....But we'll still need dust masks to fool 'em at the gate.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:38 pm

Please refrain from the obvious references:

Background info on this image: The foreground is one of the projects I've been working on. Started as a model head from a beauty school. The background is an enlargement of a Hasui woodblock (Snow at Miyajima) that my wife and I have been painting for months now.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:56 pm

we so horny, we love you long time, resistance is futile...

eh hem, couldn't help it

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:25 am

Beauty school class 401: How to apply cosmetics on clients with facial disabilities.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:46 am

Beauty school dropout

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:48 am

Ranger Genius and Good Head in one caption? No, I can't, that's so wrong.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:52 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:27 am

For some reason, archeologist Dr. Dick Manfried and his all-male team never could figure out the significance of this ancient monument.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:56 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:00 pm

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:46 pm

Larry switches to toenail biting in an efort to quit smoking.

Ash_ · Post by **Ash_** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:57 pm

Master Splinter orders a pizza.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:29 pm

Packed deep in the trunk, Fred successfully snuck his dog into BM 2004, but forgot Spot was in there until last week when he popped open the trunk to pack up his gear for BM 2005.