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Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:05 pm

It is so cute look at the deadly poisonous
Coral snake he so cute..... MOMMY!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:56 pm

i almost got it.

oops, it got me.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:58 pm

this how you get fucked by a coral snake

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:44 pm

Reptile Land hosts a "Finger Food" party.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:11 pm

What was it, what was it,? Black next to red consider yourself dead,.. White next to red kill a, .no red next to black better jump back... aahh I can’t move my arms ,...ah ah ----------------------------

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:53 pm

you all are not going to believe this, but my neighbor just called me over to take a look at a 5 foot California King snake in his yard...got it on video and will post that pretty soon... red or brown and white rings means it's da kings....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:02 pm

damn, I think that's an Arizona Coral snake..here it is
http://www.pestproducts.com/images/calking.jpg

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:14 am

A bad case of eyes being bigger than the stomach...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:31 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:41 pm

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:44 pm

Don't piss off an Office Max Employee

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:00 pm

And welcome to Xtreme Makeover 2012! I'm you host, Pat Robertson!

Miss_Malibu · Post by **Miss_Malibu** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:29 pm

Joan Rivers attempts yet another face lift...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:38 pm

Preparing the skin for body suspension.........

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:41 pm

Before the Rave...After the Rave...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:28 am

a Joker wannabe

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:59 am

Prepping to deep throat an elephant.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:40 am

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:51 am

Hey baby I am going get a big ole' set of melons. Yep big em's then my charity "Big Tat's for tiny tits" will spread the love all through the State dept!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:06 am

Wish I had bigger boobs, then I could be more effective in my work.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:03 pm

The key in any negotiation is to reach out and grab them by the balls and don’t let go. That’s how I got this job.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:43 pm

now I see why they named an 'oil' tanker after this harpie.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:02 pm

bock bockbock bock. Bock bock bockbock bock.

Miss_Malibu · Post by **Miss_Malibu** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:29 am

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:52 am

Just 12 major modifications to go and I'll be perfect.

Miss_Malibu · Post by **Miss_Malibu** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:04 pm

"as long as it takes the attention away from my nose..."

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:07 pm

what mommy always wanted:

Another GIRL(?)

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:55 pm

I'm so much better looking than Janet!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:15 am

Jewel*** wrote:I'm so much better looking than Janet!

or was it Latoya