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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:33 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by sputnik » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:41 pm

The agents of the matrix taking a core dump.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:09 pm

Physical education classes are slightly different from the norm at Westfork's Proctology University.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:11 pm

...and at that point our leader came out screaming, "I said SIT-IN you fucking morons! We're having a SIT-IN!"
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Post by Davoid » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:24 pm

"The latest ban on office air pollution has would-be shitters outside on the street, pariahs crouched atop their portable thrones, and apparently so despondent that they forget not only to put the seat down, but even to remove their boxers before committing their smelly deed."

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Post by Fat SAM » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:22 pm

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Post by Fat SAM » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:46 pm

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:09 am

Possibly the worst choice ever for President and National Spokesman for ABE: the Association of Black Entrepeneurs.

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Post by Davoid » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:12 am

Larry Harvey grabs mutant stetson, goes incognito at Thumb Wrestle Camp.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:16 am

REpresentative citizen of the type that GWB was hoping to kill off with his responce to Katerina.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:21 am

"Here we see Bootsy trying to hitch a ride after mistaking a flash bulb for a UFO."



Long live da funk.
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Post by robotland » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:28 am

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Post by Fat SAM » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:07 pm

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:35 pm

Jamal never believed his parents when they told him that if he kept digging in the sandbox he'd wind up in India.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:59 pm

The hazing had gone too far at Southern Bangalore University when they showed the blind kid where the 'diving pool' was located.
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Post by Fat SAM » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:28 pm

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Post by karr » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:34 pm

NEWS FLASH
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Another discovery was made 20 miles west of Bangladesh supporting the idea that humans did infact evolve from our closest cousin, the Earthworm.

This new discovery leads scientists to believe that early homo sapien evolution species made their way across the Earth through deep tunnels.

Dirt, rock, sand entered through the mouth down the esophagus and was later excreeted through the rectum.

The picture shown above shows the species breaking ground.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:26 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by robotland » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:46 pm

AP- Last Fembots evacuated from Ninth Ward Robot Pleasure Parlor.
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Post by Fat SAM » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:04 pm

Mourning wood.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:34 pm

What Bush was really thinking about when he told FEMA to "Pull them dummies outta New Orleans."
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:53 pm

Human Carcass Wash culling out imposters.
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bla bla bla

Post by Shrek » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:24 am

Santa is kicked to the curb by Mrs. Clause, after she caught him doing the reindeer....which was also kicked to the curb with Santa. Now they can live in sin together forever and be seen by all. "Public humiliation rules!" is what Mr. Clause says....
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Sorry....mine was reply to 1st picture on thread

Post by Shrek » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:26 am

Shrek...
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Post by Shrek » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:29 am

The firefighters who use a short firetruck, just like the short school bus they took as kids.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:44 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:52 pm

The artistic and comedic geniuses behind "TELETUBBY`S" !

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:58 pm

Davie was sure he had a no fail plan for him and his friends to travel as childern on Eurail passes.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by tisha2 » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:36 pm

...and that was when they realized all the good theme camp ideas have been done.
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Post by robotland » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:36 am

PBS budget cuts finally hit home.
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