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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:43 pm

What Louie got when he told Merlin "I want to get as much head as possible"...

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Post by Davoid » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:05 am

Mr. Huge Orange exercised religiously, but he knew he'd never be as popular with the ladies as Mr. Huge Banana.

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Post by geekster » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:15 am

If I hear about those motherfuckin snakes on that motherfuckin plane one more time, my head is going to explode!
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:51 am

"I'm here to see Anita Bryant."

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Post by Box Burner » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:56 pm

US navy trials for a better life preserver are under way.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by Velvetina » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:05 am

New Poilce protection to keep more bad cops alive..
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:09 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:04 pm

For those burners who cannot stand canned beer, new options are being explored.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:22 pm

Beer in a bag... Just hang it and bite a hole....Down it goes..A great new addition to any party!plus it saves on buying cups!
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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:00 pm

bag-o-beer fer me and me friend, pleeze..........
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:38 pm

E-Playa bar announces their new SMALL size porta-brewskies. For those who only want a third as much.

(Note - the regular 5 gallon Jerry-Brew cans and the large "Drum-o-drink" are still available...)

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Post by Mozy bonz » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:16 pm

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This is what happens when they shut down JOTS due to babywipes ...you pack it in you pack it out so to speak.

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Post by Davoid » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:22 am

Thank god, I was getting tired of these boxes of wine.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:39 am

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:59 am

In today's news Kermit the Frog was taken hostage by a band of crazy bikers
We have reasons to believe that Simba is The Leader in the Frog Napping....

Further news reports this Frog Napping was all Miss Piggy's Idea, She's delt with way too much rejection from the frog..
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:03 pm

Ummm yumm honey! We's havin' froglegs fer supper tonight!

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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:09 am

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:18 am

I never know what to wear when I first get up in the morning.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:54 am

I falling apart .... I need to refresh and get home! To help me put myself together!
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Post by felony » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:35 pm

Frankenfemale

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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:43 pm

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Post by felony » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:20 pm

Hungry inner child

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Post by Velvetina » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:33 am

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Post by felony » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:53 am

Something not to buy from a "used" clothing store!

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Post by AntiM » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:54 am

Bet her prom date is gonna be happy!

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Post by felony » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:58 am

ALL her prom dates!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:39 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:45 pm

Another Antarctican-American fights for his rights.

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:01 pm

World Briefing | Europe: Germany: Protest Over Penguin Matchmaking

Published: February 12, 2005
A plan by a Bremen zoo to tempt a group of male Humboldt penguins who have been engaging in homosexual activity into mating with female penguins that the zoo has flown in from Sweden has set off protests by gay and lesbian groups. Humboldt penguins are listed as a vulnerable species with a worldwide population at just 13,000. ''Nobody here is trying to break up same-sex pairs by force,'' the zoo's director said. ''We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females.''

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.h ... 2fPenguins
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:06 pm

thanks tisha that made my day..

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