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Post by pinemom » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:57 am

well then its a damn good thing Im being cremated when i die, oops I forgot, Im donating parts...well Ill have to renegotiate the head parts!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:28 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:13 pm

Figuring that holsteins aren't likely to complain, Mars re-casts the Snickers Superbowl ad.
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Post by Davoid » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:43 am

Why go to the party simply as cows, when you can be conjoined twin cows?

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Post by MikeVDS » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:57 am

Even rabid, carnivorous cows cannot break the bonds of true love.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:03 am

After the Tattler published pictures of his exploits at the Plushy convention, Jeb Bush was forced to bow out of the presidential primary race.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by pinemom » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:10 am

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:35 am

London. Animal rights scientists working to free milk cows from their enslavement, have genetically engineered an "improved' woman who can produce twice as much milk. Such a woman they say could produce milk at home, thereby eliminating the need to run to the gracery store to get milk for breakfast, and saving a portion of the family income. Sources close to the project say that the test subjects younger sister is developing 3 sets of Breasts. If implemented now the plan would start eliminating dairy farms by the year 2025.

--Reuters--
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:28 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:41 am

She is All That.
Plus a bag of chips!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:42 pm

Another woman has her brain sucked out by a paracitic bag of potato chips.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by BAS » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:28 pm

Talk about a bad hair day....


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Post by misfit » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:38 pm

its unbelievable the additives in a single bag of chips...
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Post by AntiM » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:40 pm

Misguided attempt to counter image of too thin runway models.

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Post by mojo » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:53 pm

If you pan down, the chocolate cake is glued to her hips.

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:20 pm

Ever wonder what's on her mind?
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:22 pm

food for thought.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Post by BAS » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:42 pm

"Hire me, please?"


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Post by BAS » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:00 pm

(Let's see if I got this posting images thing all figured out....)

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Post by BigCock » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:46 pm

The new Mallard 4-paddle drive all-terrain duck sure has all the critics quacking.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:59 am

Southern chefs scramble to re-write their Turducken recipes.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:10 pm

Massive industrial accident reported at Pennsylvania SillyString factory...

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Post by AntiM » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:59 pm

For $50 you can tour the REAL Easter Island.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:02 pm

King Zues dropped his snuggle bunny again!
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Post by robotland » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:10 am

Woe to him that confronts the DayGlo Hexapus in its lair!
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Post by Will » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:22 am

The Billion Bunny March sets up their own festival.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:58 pm

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Post by misfit » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:38 pm

accident or homicide.?. the tortise is in custody pending questioning by local police....
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