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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:57 am

well then its a damn good thing Im being cremated when i die, oops I forgot, Im donating parts...well Ill have to renegotiate the head parts!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:28 pm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:13 pm

Figuring that holsteins aren't likely to complain, Mars re-casts the Snickers Superbowl ad.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:43 am

Why go to the party simply as cows, when you can be conjoined twin cows?

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:57 am

Even rabid, carnivorous cows cannot break the bonds of true love.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:03 am

After the Tattler published pictures of his exploits at the Plushy convention, Jeb Bush was forced to bow out of the presidential primary race.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:10 am

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:35 am

London. Animal rights scientists working to free milk cows from their enslavement, have genetically engineered an "improved' woman who can produce twice as much milk. Such a woman they say could produce milk at home, thereby eliminating the need to run to the gracery store to get milk for breakfast, and saving a portion of the family income. Sources close to the project say that the test subjects younger sister is developing 3 sets of Breasts. If implemented now the plan would start eliminating dairy farms by the year 2025.

--Reuters--

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:28 am

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:41 am

She is All That.
Plus a bag of chips!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:42 pm

Another woman has her brain sucked out by a paracitic bag of potato chips.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:28 pm

Talk about a bad hair day....

B.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:38 pm

its unbelievable the additives in a single bag of chips...

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:40 pm

Misguided attempt to counter image of too thin runway models.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:53 pm

If you pan down, the chocolate cake is glued to her hips.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:20 pm

Ever wonder what's on her mind?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:22 pm

food for thought.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:14 am

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BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:42 pm

"Hire me, please?"

B

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:00 pm

(Let's see if I got this posting images thing all figured out....)

B.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:46 pm

The new Mallard 4-paddle drive all-terrain duck sure has all the critics quacking.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:59 am

Southern chefs scramble to re-write their Turducken recipes.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:46 pm

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:10 pm

Massive industrial accident reported at Pennsylvania SillyString factory...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:59 pm

For $50 you can tour the REAL Easter Island.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:02 pm

King Zues dropped his snuggle bunny again!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:10 am

Woe to him that confronts the DayGlo Hexapus in its lair!

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:22 am

The Billion Bunny March sets up their own festival.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:58 pm

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:38 pm

accident or homicide.?. the tortise is in custody pending questioning by local police....