Get Married at The Assless Chapel
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Gfroymovich
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- Camp Name: The Assless Chapel
Get Married at The Assless Chapel
At the Assless Chapel, we marry people at Burning Man while wearing assless chaps. We'll marry you legally. We'll marry you to someone for Burn Week. We'll marry you to yourself and we'll marry a thruple. The key thing is that, if you visit The Assless Chapel, you can have a Playa Wedding of your dreams and you'll see our butts. If you want to get legally married at Burning Man, please reach out to me in advance so we can plan something amazing and make sure it's done right! Learn more at TheAsslessChapel.com or email me at TheAsslessChaplain (at) ProtonMail.com.
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Molotov
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- Camp Name: In abstentia, but present in spirit
Re: Get Married at The Assless Chapel
Chaps by definition, do not have asses. If your chaps have an ass in them, they are just pants.
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golgotha-a-go-go
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- Location: Marin County, CA
Re: Get Married at The Assless Chapel
Technically, Gfroymovich states that the Chapel does not have an ass, not the chaps, so there you go. Hope this clears up this up.
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Sham
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Re: Get Married at The Assless Chapel
I stumbled into the Assless Chaps Camp a while back and some very helpful gal came up behind with a pair of scissors and cut the seat out of my pants. I fit in much better after that pants exorcism. 