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by pachimichanga » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:52 pm
I'd like to extend a final and heartfelt FUCK YOU to the self styled laser pointer Nazis who accosted me near the Porta Potties a few hours after the temple burn. This year was my first Burning Man and I found it to be a truly transcendent experience, with the exception of the run-in I had with these assholes on the last night. I was quietly amusing myself with a laser pointer on the ground when of these guys asked me if I was one of the people who'd been training a pointer on the temple. Innocently (and after three days in BRC somewhat absent mindedly) I replied something like "Yeah me and about 50 other people". This guy, who stood about six-four, immediately grabbed the wrist of the hand I was holding the pointer in. Shocked, I told him to get his fucking hand off me. He then launched into the most insulting in-my-face tirade, calling me a prick and telling me he was going to "haunt my dreams".
At least two or three other guys appeared and joined in (I've no idea if they were together or not). One of these vigilantes likened my heinous crime to desecrating a funeral, implying that I, alone, had ruined the event for every other single person there, and asking "Didn't you hear the announcement asking people to stop" (only afterward did I realize how ridiculous a question this was, at Burning Man where there is no central organization or PA). So shocked was I by the vitriolic nature of the attack from these people (in all seriousness it felt like it got very, very close to physical violence. I have no doubt that's what they wanted), that for a while I attempted to appease them, figuring I really must have really done
something wrong. But they were not interested in talking, or "educating" someone they clearly regarded as scum, only in insulting me. Ultimately I stood my ground and told them to fuck off. But it was a very unpleasant moment.
Now, it's true that I had joined in with the other people pointing at the temple, however my pointer is a cheap piece of crap bought in Hong Kong and it didn't work very well anyway, so I gave up after about 30 seconds. But at no point was I aware of anyone around me getting upset about me or others doing this, nor was I asked to stop by anyone. Perhaps had I known that it was going to upset certain people I would have thought twice. I'm not some sort of clueless tourist -- although it was my first time at BM I'm a sensitive, open minded individual. I wasn't drunk, clowning, shouting, or showing insensitivity to those around me who were clearly involved in a deeply spiritual moment. I stayed and watched the burn till about 10 minutes after they finally pulled down the tenacious superstructure.
This really does raise the issue of what, exactly, this temple burn is supposed to be about if people are going to become so enraged when others don't follow their "spiritual" dogma. During my trial by the Porta Potties, one of the LPN brigage asked me if I'd visited the temple, and in fact I'd spent at least two hours there the afternoon of the burn. A lot of the stuff people had left there was very moving, and I've no doubt for those commemorating a loss the burn can be very meaningful. However, I also saw messages like "Thanks for the great sex" and "Burn Bush in 04". Would these people be setting themselves up for similiar
vilification?
However, another issue is, what's so fuckin' offensive about laser pointers anyway? OK, so apparently some people find them intrinsically annoying, but isn't one of the most amazing things about Burning Man the, er, LIGHT? Now I'm not saying that a few little colored dots playing on the side of the temple is in any way meant to be some incredible sight, but, really, why is that so fucking disrespectful? Shitting in the temple would be disrespectful. Changing or defacing people's messages would be disrespectful. But playing a little light on the side of the structure? Is that really so bad? Can anyone tell me why, exactly?
It seems to me that the non-denominational nature of the temple burn is going to mean it ALWAYS means different things to different people. Some are going to weep and wail, others are going to party. It's just the way it is. If you want rules with your religious ceremonies, go and join a cult. Sure, the temple burn is an impressive event and an opportunity to indulge your spiritual nature if you want to, but judging from the other postings here about this issue there are a lot of "spiritual" people who are
actually "assholes" who want to dicate to others how they should behave.
I hate religious zealots of all stripes, and these people were no different in my mind to any others. I'll be there next year with a bigger, better pointer. When you see it on the side of the temple, think of me.
And maybe next year, those who want to impose their views on others should enjoy the temple burn from a particularly privileged position. From the inside.