Preparing To Be Nude

[CLARKcon]

So my buddies mom wants to come out and camp, too. The first thing I thought/said was "Dude...I'm still gonna walk around nude if I want." That's the thing out there (and in life generally) is that no one should have the right to impede on anyone else's trip

[mdmf007]

theres a chance youll see her nude as well.

[DragginLady]

Dude.... I am someone's mom and your post made me laugh out loud...

[magicmarty]

Even parents get nude sometimes. Hell, I'm a grand father 11 times and I still love to get neked sometimes too!

[thirt33n]

Even parents get nude sometimes. Hell, I'm a grand father 11 times and I still love to get neked sometimes too!

dude! know wonder they call you 'magic'

[tinkerbelle90]

thank you all for the wickedly funny and poinet comments, it demonstrates to me that it is gonna be a whole-lotta fun! it is my first time and I told my son who is coming with his partner, I'll never be naked. he wisely said, don't worry about it mom, yu will be naked by the end. so much wisdom in one so young. :roll:

[mojo]

TBelle - no really, don't worry - this is my 10th year and I have not gone naked yet. Nor will it occurr this year.

You really can make those choices without any side effects.....

[SirSlackworthy]

TBelle - no really, don't worry - this is my 10th year and I have not gone naked yet. Nor will it occurr this year.

You really can make those choices without any side effects.....

I only got naked once, on stage, with bouncers standing by.

I enjoy wearing clothes. I prefer to protect my junk with a sarong or chain mail cod piece.

Some Loafers may do a bit of shirtcocking this year, though. A Squire is just a Knight who is too cheap to buy armor.

Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue
Kingdom of Loafington

[Rev_Sysyphus]

I have never had much of an issue with nudity but with 4 kids and living in Suburbia I don't get much chance. So this year I got my one and only chance to bare all at the Human Carcass Wash at PolyParadise camp.

As I suspected after a few minutes it was like nothing at all, especially when with a large group of other nekked folks who are acting perfectly natural.

So, if anyone wants to experience BM in the buff, but does not want to do so wandering around the playa I suggest the Carcass Wash at PolyParadise. This year they were at 7:30 & A. Not only can one be nude in a comfortable environment, you also get to wash other naked people. What more could one ask for?

[theCryptofishist]

I fear my nudity days are over.

[philosopher]

I'm wondering if the same is true for me. I had to miss last year because of a big surgery and now look quite different from when I was last on the playa. So in two years, I have gone from being a somewhat muscular middle-aged guy to a somewhat wasted old man.
My issue isn't modesty (for the most part); it's how to recalibrate my participation appropriately. Each kind of physical presence opens up some performance art possibilities and closes off others. I'm wondering if I have the theatrical skill to make the transition. It's an interesting problem that can't be solved ahead of time--as with so many situations, you can't really know what it's about until you are in the middle of it.

[Sham]

Since this thread was brought back to life, I will comment on this subject.

Burning Man is not a nudie event. You can spend the entire week wearing a 50 gallon drum around you if you wish. This is all free expression and what YOU are comfortable with. If you are feeling old, fat, or just have a fear of being naked in a public setting, this may be the perect place to hit your life long fears head on.

Imagine being in a crowded public place like center camp and not having a stitch of clothing on except shoes (which are very important). Some people carry the fear from the time they are kids and have nightmares of being in front of the school class unprepared for a book report and are naked in their dreams in front of the class.

This is the place to actually try this for real if you wish, and see that there was nothing to fear all these years.

[AntiM]

I had a number of major surgeries in 2004. I was always fat from when I first started coming to B-Man, but the knife altered the landscape permanently. I don't often get naked because if the sun and the dust, but I still do now and then. I just don't care what others think anymore. My friends see me, not my scars and the belly slump and dimpled thighs.

Do what you want, don't let a perception that only pretty people can go bare.

[Boijoy]

Lets not forget about "Plagina". It's real and it's not a toy.

[ygmir]

I thought the whole "kiss it and make it better" thing worked........

[Ugly Dougly]

Having been to a few nudist resorts, it isn't like only the most beautiful bodies are unveiled, and the less photogenic people are good enough to cover up. It isn't like that.

Everyone's got a body, few of them are perfect, and those people rarely show up. It's a question of dropping our hangups about what people will think and how they judge how our bodies look.

So I'll be covering up, but wearing mirrored sunglasses.

[philosopher]

I'm not sure if I am reading the follow-ups to my post correctly, but I was trying to bring in a new angle beyond body acceptance or fear of being nude in a public setting. Both of these themes have gotten some good discussion in this thread, but I was thinking that focusing on participation and how we can gift people with interesting presences would be another aspect worth noticing.

After my first year, which I spent mostly simply naked doing lots of MOOP patrols because it was a way I could readily contribute without knowing too much about the culture of BRC, I have tried to develop some of my performance art characters such that nudity (with accessories) would make some contribution to the interest of the character. Apocalyptic Guy (which I can still do) has been my most-photographed character and The Naked Mailman (which I can also still do) my most gifted. The surgery has destroyed my ability to do any of my nude tai chi permutations, which I hope provided some early-morning atmospherics for the intrepid souls out at that hour in the deep playa. And I don't think I can bring off any of the glittery naked glam characters anymore, unless I rework them into over-the-hill parodies. I find it is hard to parody anything on the playa because inevitably you will meet someone doing just about the same thing utterly without irony. Those were some of the thoughts running through my head.

I am presently struggling with the image of trying to ride a bike wearing a 50-gallon drum (see above).

[skygnome777]

I have no intention of going naked at burning man. Primarily because I want to eliminate the possibility of a genital sun burn. Secondly I don't want my picture on the internet for future employers.

However, I tend to imagine if I did strip down, I'd be nervous for about 3.5 seconds then be glad I did it. For some reason I like to prove I'm as shameless as I really think I am.

[Sham]

I am presently struggling with the image of trying to ride a bike wearing a 50-gallon drum (see above).

If you are going to be wearing a 50 gallon drum, I would strongly suggest a unicycle for your transportation!

[philosopher]

...I don't want my picture on the internet for future employers.

That's a real consideration. It already happened to me on Facebook with my default world name clearly attached. Some friends have registered shock, but I think most of them find it interesting. Luckily I am at a point where it won't appreciably affect my employment possibilities.

Once it got into circulation, I decided that trying to stuff the toothpaste back in the tube would be conspicuously graceless. Seemed best to just go with the flow and take such pleasure as may be had in an edgier default world persona than I would ever have created for myself.

[Simon of the Playa]

I AM A PROUD NEVER NUDE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE AND THOSE THAT DONT LIKE IT CAN GO FUCK THEIR NAKED SELVES!


same when i die......assholes......i will be CLOTHED.


that doesn't mean that you cant do what you want to, but stay the fuck away from my life, and i'll stay the fuck away from yours.


peer pressure is shit even if the peers are well intentioned, and will only result in the opposite desired effect, especially on 1% ers....my ph level is 6.3 motherfuckers, that means i'm hasid, oops, acidic as fuck...


deal with it....you dont like piss and vinegar, well, then NO PICKLES FOR YOU!

[mdmf007]

peer pressure is shit even if the peers are well intentioned, and will only result in the opposite desired effect, especially on 1% ers....my ph level is 6.3 motherfuckers, that means i'm hasid, oops, acidic as fuck...


deal with it....you dont like piss and vinegar, well, then NO PICKLES FOR YOU!

Damn Simon - its hard to pressure someone on a written board. Dont read it!!!!

[philosopher]

I AM A PROUD NEVER NUDE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE AND THOSE THAT DONT LIKE IT CAN GO FUCK THEIR NAKED SELVES!


same when i die......assholes......i will be CLOTHED.


that doesn't mean that you cant do what you want to, but stay the fuck away from my life, and i'll stay the fuck away from yours.


peer pressure is shit even if the peers are well intentioned, and will only result in the opposite desired effect, especially on 1% ers....my ph level is 6.3 motherfuckers, that means i'm hasid, oops, acidic as fuck...


deal with it....you dont like piss and vinegar, well, then NO PICKLES FOR YOU!

You better watch it, Buddy. I am trained in mawkish sentimentality.

[H.G.Crosby]

that's nice....better wear boots when you walk amongst rattlers, pardner.



they'll bite anything.....friend or foe.



naked wont cut it in the brush, cowboy, i suggest you proceed with caution.

The surgery has destroyed my ability to do any of my nude tai chi permutations, which I hope provided some early-morning atmospherics for the intrepid souls out at that hour in the deep playa

yeah, keep that shit away from me....you dont fuck with my burn, and i wont fuck with yours.


insist on intruding, and you will taste my venom.


you don't want that, trust me.

[goathead]

I AM A PROUD NEVER NUDE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE AND THOSE THAT DONT LIKE IT CAN GO FUCK THEIR NAKED SELVES!


same when i die......assholes......i will be CLOTHED.


that doesn't mean that you cant do what you want to, but stay the fuck away from my life, and i'll stay the fuck away from yours.


peer pressure is shit even if the peers are well intentioned, and will only result in the opposite desired effect, especially on 1% ers....my ph level is 6.3 motherfuckers, that means i'm hasid, oops, acidic as fuck...


deal with it....you dont like piss and vinegar, well, then NO PICKLES FOR YOU!

Sure you say that now.

What if the Bill's win?

[H.G.Crosby]

that would be an act of god, and being such, i would have to honor my word.


if this is the case, i will indeed go naked in 2010.


only for buffalo, and western new york, would i stoop to monkey level, and show my tail.


otherwise, y'all can do whatever it is you like to do, jus leave me the fuck out of it.


i am the most pig-headed stubborn bastard you will ever meet, dont push my buttons unless you want a metaphysical 12 gauge down your throat.


when it comes to psychic warfare, i kill first, and ask questions later.


now.....where were we....ah yes, don't fuck with other peoples burn, this means you, stupid nudie.

cover that shit, i certainly don't want to see it.


stupid fucking hippies.

[goathead]

will have to put a bet down on them then.

just for the fuck of it.

make the season more entertaining.

you walking around like a hippy.

and a little money in my pocket.

life would be good.

[Simon of the Playa]

if the buffalo bills win the stupid bowl, then it is surely a sign of the end of the world and i shall meet my maker in red, white and blue body paint and a genny beer in one hand, and a garbage plate in the other.


if not, DEATH BEFORE DISROBING, and maybe not then either...

[ScoutDG]

I first got naked in public in the 70's. Went w/ some friends to a clothing-optional beach. None of us had ever been nude in public before. Then, we all sat around too embarrassed to take our clothes off.

There were others there in swimsuits, like we were, and some people were naked. I remember thinking how odd the naked people were, to be naked in public.

As it was getting time to leave, I decided it was just too stupid to have gone to this beach and not get naked, so I did. I was nervous, and headed to the water. Naked body-surfing does feel nice.

Anyway, as I was getting out of the water, a lovely woman, wearing a bikini walked by me. I had been socialized to assume she would scream and call the police. To my surprise, she just smiled nicely, said "hello" and kept walking.

Anyway, the point (finally!) of my story is that I found myself thinking that all the people wearing swimsuits looked silly, with those strips of cloth around what we all knew was underneath. Now that I was naked, I didn't think the naked people looked funny -- just the people in swimsuits.

So, back to the topic of this thread -- if you do decide to get naked, I'll bet you find out very quickly that it feels a lot more comfortable than you'd expected -- as soon as you see that nobody really cares.

[Tiahaar]

RIP philosopher, I enjoyed your thoughts and comments in this thread and others. Send us word on what is worn in the afterlife