Troll Bait

[Clar-i-ty]

I'm on it.

[Mojojita]

Ahhhh - "make college girls cry".....

This game is right up there with fizzball. It's a great companion game to "make the frat boy fall off his bike". (Can also be played as a "shirtcockers version")

[Saguache]

One word … TRAMPOLINES! Yes, Burning man should be suspended above the ground on a giant, bouncy series of trampolines. When you say you’re going to “hop on over to center camp”, now, you’ll really mean it. Jump on that art car? Yes, you can.

[AbundantChoice]

At entry, you will be asked by your Greeter to provide your best mouth-based "wobble bass" line. If your "wobble bass" is not judged as up to par, a team of three greeters will be assembled and you will be asked to provide a "heavy drop". 2 of 3 must find your "drop" sufficiently "heavy" in order to gain admittance to the Playa.

Addendum: for burners over 35, sufficient shouting of "Boh!" and "Maaaaaaassssiiiiivvvvvvvvv" may be elected as replacements.

[Saguache]

WARNING: At entry gate greeters may randomly and periodically hide dead fish somewhere in your vehicle. This is a test of your ability to cope, as the week wears on it becomes more probable that you will find the dead fish. This should be greeted as both good and bad news.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

you know it's true...