Single Creep and the Woman Factor

EB · Post by EB » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:07 pm

Need advice on the best long lens for Critical Tits. I've got a Nikon rig set up in a Yurt that's dressed to look like a giant flying bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender."

Just inside "Walk-in camping," can't miss it.

Also: I'm taking the plunge and going pantsless this year! Shirt ideas? Anybody?

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:53 pm

EB wrote:Shirt ideas? Anybody?

"Please kick me in the balls."

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:36 pm

EB wrote:Need advice on the best long lens for Critical Tits. I've got a Nikon rig set up in a Yurt that's dressed to look like a giant flying bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender."

Just inside "Walk-in camping," can't miss it.

Also: I'm taking the plunge and going pantsless this year! Shirt ideas? Anybody?

LOL!

I figured you were yanking our chain with the lens bit, but the shirtcocking puts it over the top.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:25 pm

I recommend a tee shirt from the Great Alaskan Bush Company!!!

If you must you can get it here.

http://www.akbushcompany.com/souvenir.html

dana · Post by **dana** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:41 am

I don't know if you can still get em, but the wonderful state of Colorado seems to produce a number of suitable T- shirt choices to make that special declaration of your own individual style.

- Beaver Liquors, in Avon Colo.

- The prairie dog shoot outside Grand Junction made a very stylish shirt to commemorate their unique way of honoring these special little rodents.

I'll try to think of more.

And might I recomend a "Cat" hat to shade your face?

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:06 am

Jester hat. With bells.

As for the shirt, I think 'bikini inspector' or 'official babe inspector' might be good. Spill a little cheap beer on the front and do not wash for added effect. Giggity giggity gig itt tee!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:34 am

heh heh.
TC-E17ED lense should do nicely for those long shots.
Use a nice sturdy tripod and you can wank and snap simultaneously!

dana · Post by **dana** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:11 pm

Fat SAM wrote:Jester hat. With bells.

Oh Sam, that's just silly.

What are you trying to do, make this guy look like a moron?

EB · Post by EB » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:08 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:heh heh.
TC-E17ED lense should do nicely for those long shots.
Use a nice sturdy tripod and you can wank and snap simultaneously!

Ooh! Excellent! Reminds me I have to get the shoe-mirrors polished before I head out...

chromatest · Post by **chromatest** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:04 am

EB wrote: I'm taking the plunge and going pantsless this year! Shirt ideas? Anybody?

I think a nice Hawaiian shirt would work
Or maybe this one:
http://tinyurl.com/27nmvl

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:08 am

How bout an apron? Thank you.

dana · Post by **dana** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:51 am

In view of this ever so important need..... (for enquiring minds)

http://www.avonpage.com/BeaverLiquors/Lips.html

(cool, I finally figured how to do links)

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:13 pm

I think an 800mm lens and a 2x extension would work great for picking out individual hair on those critical boobies!

if that doesn't work, then imagine how horney all those babes would get to see a man with a really long manly lens!

I'm sure they'll be all over you at the party and bring a box of condoms!

EB · Post by EB » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:35 pm

If I know anything, it's chicks.

And chicks love to be ogled by loners wearing only Tevas and t-shirts.

You may call it "shirt cocking" but I call it reducing my dependency on third world child pants labor.

Ladies, welcome home.

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:45 pm

EB wrote:You may call it "shirt cocking" but I call it reducing my dependency on third world child pants labor.

It also helps keep you unencumbered should you need to elude the police:
http://www.inlander.com/localnews/366315458455749.php

"This week, a guy naked from the waist down waded into the river near the falls while trying to elude police and was swept away."

No wonder my city has been featured on Cops so often.

EB · Post by EB » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:57 pm

Dork wrote: No wonder my city has been featured on Cops so often.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:12 pm

**Gets an odd visual of a giant flying bison with a really long manly lens sticking out**

And It flyâ€™sâ€¦ Really?

Impressiveâ€¦

Green Wood · Post by **Green Wood** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:41 pm

If I wear just a Flyaway Babydoll top without the panty, and I am a male, would that be considered shirtcocking?

Or is the problem really the COCK!

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:38 pm

"Please kick me in the balls."

That should about do it. Your mileage may vary. Lotsa luck.

The Hosh · Post by **The Hosh** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:44 pm

[quote="EB"]Need advice on the best long lens for Critical Tits.[/quote]

Nikkor 12-24 f4G AF-S DX.

Get in close. It's more fun that way.

EB · Post by EB » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:50 pm

The Hosh wrote:Get in close. It's more fun that way.

Absolutely! (Hoping peeps understood the tongue-in-cheek nature of this thread...)

Great pictures btw!

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:11 pm

I like the shirt that says "I've had it up to here with midgets." (with a line right above the waist.)

If you're gonna Donald Duck it, you might as well have it up to there with midgets.

-zb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:14 pm

Fat SAM wrote:As for the shirt, I think 'bikini inspector' or 'official babe inspector' might be good.

Oh come on, go all the way with "mustang ranch quality control."

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:59 am

mylarry and I have matching t-shirts from Donna's Ranch. Nothing says "love" quite like cathouse souvenirs.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:34 am

AntiM wrote:mylarry and I have matching t-shirts from Donna's Ranch. Nothing says "love" quite like cathouse souvenirs.

Yeah, and I bet you going around your camp without pants wearing a strap-on

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:35 am

AntiM wrote:mylarry and I have matching t-shirts from Donna's Ranch. Nothing says "love" quite like cathouse souvenirs.

Yeah, and I bet you going around your camp without pants wearing a strap-on

Vist the old farts at Shirt Cocking Camp

emotion_sickness · Post by **emotion_sickness** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:38 am

Dork wrote:
"This week, a guy naked from the waist down waded into the river near the falls while trying to elude police and was swept away."

Please tell me you got my prime time television debut on tape.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:55 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
AntiM wrote:mylarry and I have matching t-shirts from Donna's Ranch. Nothing says "love" quite like cathouse souvenirs.
Yeah, and I bet you going around your camp without pants wearing a strap-on

Vist the old farts at Shirt Cocking Camp

Excuse me? That sounds very misogenist to me. Not tomention sex-negative

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:50 pm

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