i cant believe this one....

pandasex · Post by **pandasex** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:10 pm

so i was looking for some info on that discovery channel at BM stuff on the net and ran into this

http://www.playazon.com/survival/00.html

im speechless
tell me your thoughts

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:17 pm

That site's been around at least since last year. Here's an interesting item

http://www.playazon.com/transport/coyote.html

JK

pandasex · Post by **pandasex** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:30 pm

my question is who is making the money? and how are they doing it without getting sued?

Post by **Sham** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:39 pm

Those Harvey Hut tokens are the best! I always buy extra and pass them out as gifts to distressed burners needing a nice clean place to unload!
There are some very practical things on that site.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:01 pm

pandasex wrote:my question is who is making the money? and how are they doing it without getting sued?

Apparently it is a rogue outfit that cannot be sued. They are unsueable.

I bought some of the matches... so fucking cool! or would that be, "so fucking hot!"

(mofo's and they know who they are, got me on 4-1-07)

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:03 pm

This never ceases to be funny.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:47 pm

I bought a Harvey hat, and some tokens - smae as last year. The tokens come in handy.

pizzamancer · Post by **pizzamancer** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:58 pm

I found that last year in preparation for my first Burning Man. Made me think quite a bit.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:15 am

I always wait for their big April 1st sale to buy all my supplies from them. I would be a fool to pay full price and buy that stuff any other time.
Harvey Huts rock----especially in the wind storms!

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:28 am

This is my personal favorite.

http://www.playazon.com/swag/viewmaster.html

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:00 am

You must get the blue cheese lube, it sounds nasty, but once you try it....

Now if only their R&D dept would hurry up with the buffalo hot wings edible undies.

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:38 am

Holy edible undies Batman!
I wonder if they will come in other flavors aside from buffalo hot wings? Maybe bbq ribs? Pulled pork? Meatloaf? Bacon?

The possibilities are endless.

Does the lube come in Ranch?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:36 pm

princesspisces wrote:Does the lube come in Ranch?

Just honey, it help's with adhesion to the playa dust.

ism · Post by **ism** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:36 am

Heh heh, pink merkin with flashlight. That rocks.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:11 pm

Shambala wrote:Those Harvey Hut tokens are the best! I always buy extra and pass them out as gifts to distressed burners needing a nice clean place to unload!
There are some very practical things on that site.

Virgin question - I hear about the long lines for the outhouses. Like most other events I presume you stay in line until 'your turn' and then take what ever is available. In the case of the Harvey Hut - are you still in the line and then wait for a Harvey Hut to open or do you go straight to an open harvey Hut without standing in line?

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:29 pm

Oh, I couldn't move my bowels unless I could go straight into the premium Harvey Huts! No waiting with the tokens... in fact, they give you more head of the line privileges than advertised! nudge, nudge, wink wink.

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:31 pm

I've never seen a Harvey Hut on the playa; but then I wasn't ever looking for them. Actually, if you plan on hitting the porta potties in the morning right after the cleaning truck goes by and it hasn't gotten too hot yet, they aren't that bad, and I have never seen a line.

But now that I know about the Harvey Huts, I might just buy some of those tokens just in case. Even if I don't use them, they'd make great gifts, from what I hear.

JK

Post by **Sham** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:15 pm

geospyder wrote:
Shambala wrote:Those Harvey Hut tokens are the best! I always buy extra and pass them out as gifts to distressed burners needing a nice clean place to unload!
There are some very practical things on that site.
Virgin question - I hear about the long lines for the outhouses. Like most other events I presume you stay in line until 'your turn' and then take what ever is available. In the case of the Harvey Hut - are you still in the line and then wait for a Harvey Hut to open or do you go straight to an open harvey Hut without standing in line?

There are usually lots of porta potties in each area. People usually mill around and wait should it be crowded and not form a line. You can choose the one you want to use and not forced or expected to use one that was violated. For the most part, they are in pretty good condition. In other words, don't sweat things, you will have a happy potty to use!

Let me add a bit more graphics. The potties have urinals in them, so if you pee-pee while standing, any hut will do. There are pee funnels for the ladies as well. See Pee Funnel Camp! If you need to sit down for the occassion, then choose a nice clean one for yourself. Again, you will have the option to pick and choose the one you like!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:07 pm

Shambala wrote:
geospyder wrote:
Shambala wrote:Those Harvey Hut tokens are the best! I always buy extra and pass them out as gifts to distressed burners needing a nice clean place to unload!
There are some very practical things on that site.
Virgin question - I hear about the long lines for the outhouses. Like most other events I presume you stay in line until 'your turn' and then take what ever is available. In the case of the Harvey Hut - are you still in the line and then wait for a Harvey Hut to open or do you go straight to an open harvey Hut without standing in line?
There are usually lots of porta potties in each area. People usually mill around and wait should it be crowded and not form a line. You can choose the one you want to use and not forced or expected to use one that was violated. For the most part, they are in pretty good condition. In other words, don't sweat things, you will have a happy potty to use!

Let me add a bit more graphics. The potties have urinals in them, so if you pee-pee while standing, any hut will do. There are pee funnels for the ladies as well. See Pee Funnel Camp! If you need to sit down for the occassion, then choose a nice clean one for yourself. Again, you will have the option to pick and choose the one you like!

I might add, that, I take a squirt bottle of lysol, clean the seat, use it, and then leave it clean for the next person........

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:13 am

I wanna pee after YOU!!! Ygmir, such a gentleman....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:30 am

For those that have to sit down, there is nothing like sitting down and having someone elses piss 10 inches from thier face in a nice wet urinal.

pee funnels only make it worse by adding females piss to the mix.

the "nicest" thing to do is lift the lid and seat, and pee directly into the JOTS tank, whether you are using your dick or a pee funnel.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:35 am

Last year I did my peepee in a container to dump in the porta at my leisure.

I pooped on newsprint and tossed it into a burn barrel to ease the workload at the portapotties.

Since we are evolving why dont we just give out pee and poop to the watersport and scat folks?

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:06 am

oneeyeddick wrote:For those that have to sit down, there is nothing like sitting down and having someone elses piss 10 inches from thier face in a nice wet urinal.

pee funnels only make it worse by adding females piss to the mix.

the "nicest" thing to do is lift the lid and seat, and pee directly into the JOTS tank, whether you are using your dick or a pee funnel.

The joke is thats not a urinal, its a sink, with a round bar of soap. And for those that go to "take a shit".. don't take any of mine. I have left them and do not want my shits taken. Thank you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:39 am

gaminwench wrote:I wanna pee after YOU!!! Ygmir, such a gentleman....

well, certainly, feel free to follow me............glad to help........

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:31 am

ygmir wrote:
gaminwench wrote:I wanna pee after YOU!!! Ygmir, such a gentleman....
well, certainly, feel free to follow me............glad to help........

(the above is why the world thinks Burners are kinky.)

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:02 am

Last year they had a " mobile " Harvey Hut... came by my camp at 8 am every day.. JUST in time for my morning poo.. Costs an extra token though.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:52 am

wedeliver wrote:
ygmir wrote:
gaminwench wrote:I wanna pee after YOU!!! Ygmir, such a gentleman....
well, certainly, feel free to follow me............glad to help........

(the above is why the world thinks Burners are kinky.)

your point is.....................

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:32 am

ygmir wrote:
wedeliver wrote:
ygmir wrote: well, certainly, feel free to follow me............glad to help........

(the above is why the world thinks Burners are kinky.)
your point is.....................

no point, just felt like posting sumtin'

reminds me of one of the first jokes I ever heard. kid in school says to the teacher that he needs to go to the bathroom. She says not until he spells Mississippi. so he spells mississii. She says what happened to the pp, he says "its running down my leg".

at 10 years old I would fall down laughing.

Oh, another from that day on that subject..

French airlines, man asks the stewardess if the bathroom is in the back of the plane, the stewardess replies, "Wee Wee!", the man replies, "no poo poo".

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:16 pm

I can't believe this one took me sooooo long - 6 hours and 14 minutes

ism · Post by **ism** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:16 am

Boijoy wrote:Last year they had a " mobile " Harvey Hut... came by my camp at 8 am every day.. JUST in time for my morning poo.. Costs an extra token though.

You time your dumps? That seems odd to me...