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MozyBonz
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Post by MozyBonz » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:51 am

Hey…..nice cushions Bob. Searches for razor knife in pocket.

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gyre
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Post by gyre » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:36 am

I think after the preburn, the police had 5,000 to 6,000 photos of Addis to use, not to mention the video.

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Simon of the Playa
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:09 am

dont worry bob, i got your back....i have a few yards of plaid herculon with the wildlife scene in the background saved just in case some freak decides to go after your padding.

i also have a spray that works on most hippies, it's called "NO! duuuuude."

just cover the couch with a fine mist, and the laboratory created ester-scent of hard work, self-reliance, and proper hygiene will scare them right off.
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theCryptofishist
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:30 pm

Definately this week's funniest thread. Proving that when we snark together we snark best.\




Or something.
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Post by Elorrum » Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:55 am

Bob has fair reason for concern here. Should "WE" include people who intend to do him harm?

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Post by Playa Tom » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:38 pm

Do they clean the cushions every year?

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Post by Badger » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:25 pm

Do they clean the cushions every year?
Yeah. every year. No, every month.

That's it.
Every month.
Desert dogs drink deep.

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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:31 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:dont worry bob, i got your back....i have a few yards of plaid herculon with the wildlife scene in the background saved just in case some freak decides to go after your padding.

i also have a spray that works on most hippies, it's called "NO! duuuuude."

just cover the couch with a fine mist, and the laboratory created ester-scent of hard work, self-reliance, and proper hygiene will scare them right off.
we could also post a sign, near Bob that reads:

job interview waiting area.
YGMIR

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