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goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:25 pm

This may come off like a bunch of bull shit but I am actually serious about this.

I have a friend who's interested in going to Burning man but he has erections all the time. They can last up to 12 hours.

So what i'm wondering is would people be offended to see him walking around hard or just ok with it?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:26 pm

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:28 pm

I know it sounds funny but he never leaves his house cause of it and it really has made him disconnected to the world and I was hoping burningman would be a place for him to not worry about it for a few days

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:06 pm

I heard you could consult your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours.

JK

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:14 pm

I think we all could come up with a few Playa names for him..

hummm... Woody?? Boner??? Stiffy??

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:32 pm

[quote="jkisha"]I heard you could consult your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours.

JK[/quote]

he has lol. but he actually is going into the medical field and knows of everything that can help him and nothing works.

and for playa names I think I would call him Dr. Diamond (cause he's always as hard as one)

Post by **Sham** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:46 pm

I find that if I ever get an erection in public, I pull out this picture of Cloris Leachman and try to fantasize having sex with her. It's usually several weeks before I can have any type of arousal after that.
Have him try it!

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:54 pm

Is he proposing to walk around naked? With a hard on? It's not required to be naked. Probably, and especially if you have a hard on.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:55 pm

maybe he could consider wearing a tutu for coverage?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:22 pm

His problem is simply that he hasn't yet realized how in-demand and sought-after he really is! I know a several girls that would find him to be absolutely ideal!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:14 pm

gaminwench wrote:maybe he could consider wearing a tutu for coverage?

uh huh, or kilt?

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:15 pm

[quote="Elorrum"]
uh huh, or kilt?
[img]http://www.kiltmart.com/zencart/images/ ... rt_LRG.jpg[/img][/quote]

Funny you say that. He is Scottish. This song fully describes him.
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Post by **Sham** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:45 am

Instead of being embarassed by his penisness, your friend needs to embrace this and hightlight his special gift. He should consider hanging a picture frame around his neck and highlight his hoo-ha in the center.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:23 am

"Hey Mr. Smith, we're just going to do an small procedure today..."

"What's that under yer doctor costume?"

"Uhh nothing, pay no attention, count backwards slowly from 100"

"100, 99, 98, 97.......96.....bo....ner"

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:45 am

Unless hes hung like a donkey a pair of shorts will hide anything.

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:23 am

if you listened to the evil Scotsmen video I posted, that pretty much described him if you know what I mean. 'Hint Hint'

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:26 am

"Handle it"? Oh, I get it!

Ashta · Post by **Ashta** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:04 pm

Shambala wrote:Instead of being embarassed by his penisness, your friend needs to embrace this and hightlight his special gift. He should consider hanging a picture frame around his neck and highlight his hoo-ha in the center.

I agree. Burning Man is probably the best place for your friend to address this "issue" in a public setting. Let it all hang (point?) out!!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:38 pm

Assuming this isn't a benign trolling exercise I'd say that walking around naked and continuously sporting wood may not be frowned upon at the event but it is considered very...declass. Juvenile even.

Priapism is one thing, an inability to keep Mr. Bo-Bo continuously off the leash is something altogether different.

Besides, bonin' up under a kilt, shorts or jeans is way sexier than airing out the trout. It leaves much more to the imagination.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:22 pm

Your friend absolutely should participate in the Critical Dicks March if he goes.

Erections are highly encouraged, regardless of size.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:21 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Erections are highly encouraged, regardless of size.

note to self:woodies are ok!

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:09 pm

well I can't say for sure he will go but I do find it neat that I brought up such a topic that seems to be needed to be addressed.

If anything this makes me want to go even more knowing that no mater what condition you have, people will support you for who you are.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:56 pm

goodgodgreg wrote:well I can't say for sure he will go but I do find it neat that I brought up such a topic that seems to be needed to be addressed.

If anything this makes me want to go even more knowing that no mater what condition you have, people will support you for who you are.

unless your from Tuscarora or Midas..........

Homiesinheaven · Post by **Homiesinheaven** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:25 pm

boners must be decorated with glow sticks and/or dreadlocks at all time. FYI.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:55 pm

goodgodgreg,(if that's your real name) I think what has happened here is the classic" I have a friend" problem scenario. I'm surprise that I'm the 1st one to expose you.( pun intended ). So, whatcha going to do now????

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:02 pm

*steals IBDaves cloaking device and hands it over*

C187 · Post by **C187** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:04 am

*He* could use it for support for props such as a serving tray/drink stand. Although a good chastity device could prevent the erection from ever starting.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:55 am

For roughly $20 at the hardware store, this works pretty well.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:14 am

That's cute but maybe not appropriate for a public forum.

Without a simple Not Safe for Some Viewers type of warning.

C'mon show some fucking class here. OK?

C187 · Post by **C187** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:10 am

Isotopia wrote:That's cute but maybe not appropriate for a public forum.

Without a simple Not Safe for Some Viewers type of warning.

C'mon show some fucking class here. OK?

Considering the huge erect extraterrestrial phallus above, the warning label might be a bit late. Although I generally agree that such images should be given warning or hidden by a cut. Giving the viewer the option to view or not. But at the same time, we all have to embrace our fears sometimes. :D

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Trishntek wrote:(Edit: Image removed, but you can still see it if you wish.)

For roughly $20 at the hardware store, this works pretty well.

Right idea, but I was thinking less in the CBT area and more in the practical. Although I can not remember the official/street name of the device off the top of my head. It's more like a cage that goes around the shaft, and gives some wiggle room for slight enlargement and shrinkage.

Since we do not know what could be medically creating the erection.. I would think the safer bet would be not to put too much stress on the artery.

Although on the same line of thought, if the erection is mental in nature, then a device to stop it would be completely arbitrary.. or at lest one could assume.