Reasons Why My Ass is Better then BurningMan...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:07 pm

*Burns the man everyday
*No Hippies
*Radical Exclusion
*Hamsters, Dogs, and Cats are allowed
*No Malcolm In the Middle episode about it
*It's still underground and full of angst
*Drive by shooting range is still open
*Smells better
*Doesn't have to worry about not leaving a trace
*Easy to MOOP Ecstacy

Prospero's Ghost · Post by **Prospero's Ghost** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:36 pm

Got my vote...

buttrose · Post by **buttrose** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:45 pm

omg! you don't get it. your ass can't be compared to burningman. burningman is a collective community of people who go out there and make things happen. we're all full of love and beauty and sacred rocks and that little thing i got when i went and found a smaller thing that was neat and someone said i looked like i was interested in something.

your ASS is not better than burningman! you'll never get that through your head... well maybe it's a close runner-up at best. AT BEST!!! um... do you have any pictures?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:13 pm

Bet you don't use single ply ass wipe either?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:42 pm

At Burning Man my ass hairs magically disappear every year as well as two days of my memory.

My ass can't reproduce this event all on it's own while at home.

Therefore, by default, Burning Man is at least one up on my ass.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon May 17, 2010 8:43 am

get a better ass i s'pose