Why Disneyland is better than Burning Man

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Postby Isotopia » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:09 pm

"Why Disneyland is better than Burning Man"

They won't sell you a discount ticket because you own a horse.

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Postby BAS » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:37 am

Isotopia wrote:"Why Disneyland is better than Burning Man"

They won't sell you a discount ticket because you own a horse.


I'm pretty certain BM won't, either.

Hmm. Which is more tolerant of shirtcockers...? :?
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Postby moonrise » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:01 am

Where did the horse come from? (wtf am I missing?!)
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Postby AntiM » Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:33 am

Low income ticket thread has horses.
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Postby Mojojita » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:26 am

No police presence.

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Postby Isotopia » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:50 am

Where did the horse come from?


It starts with wanting a fucking pony.

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Postby Sail Man » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:25 pm

Isotopia wrote:
Where did the horse come from?


It starts with wanting a fucking pony.


As opposed to a sparkle pony?
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Postby BAS » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:31 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Isotopia wrote:
Where did the horse come from?


It starts with wanting a fucking pony.


As opposed to a sparkle pony?


Wait! Disneyland lets you fuck ponies?!! :shock:
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Postby Bob » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:36 pm

Priests don't offer trips to Burning Man to pliant young altar boys.
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Postby moonrise » Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:34 pm

Disneyland, great for children and mildly drunk adults.

BM is a very different animal (thank dawg, god, the sun, the moon and the stars!)

I know :idea: Disneyland probably has an epic junk yard!
Los Angeles burners, bring us their cast offs!
We can alter and recycle the stuff before it hits the landfills~

(can you tell I had a crappy time the last time I went to Disneyland? It was the late 80's and they kept bothering our group!)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:35 pm

A herd of pretty sparkleponies beats a bunch of stupid dwarves with a mommy complex any day.


Except tuesday.
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Postby moonrise » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:A herd of pretty sparkleponies beats a bunch of stupid dwarves with a mommy complex any day.


Except tuesday.


Is there something I'm missing on Tuesday? Huh? :lol:
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Postby BAS » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:17 am

I thought Tuesday was 2011's theme...
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Postby petersonduck » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:17 am

rangerLEO had huge lists of why burning man is better than X, and why X is better than burning man, but they were all removed by mods.

too bad, they were funny as hell... i guess a little too funny for the borg, eh?

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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:05 am

Why is the man always trying to hold us down?!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:07 am

petersonduck wrote:rangerLEO had huge lists of why burning man is better than X, and why X is better than burning man, but they were all removed by mods.

too bad, they were funny as hell... i guess a little too funny for the borg, eh?

I am extreamely skeptical about that. The mods typically don't remove things unless they are truly vile/offensive and/or email addresses that could be harvested. Or unless they are asked to by the original poster.
I wouldnt' put it past our search engine not to find it.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:47 am

If the pics of my rat's testicles are still up, i doubt that the mods pulled anything about "better than x" lists or whatever it is he is trying to prove with that statement.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:58 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:If the pics of my rat's testicles are still up, i doubt that the mods pulled anything about "better than x" lists or whatever it is he is trying to prove with that statement.

Perhaps he's trying to prove he's a sock puppet and troll. He might manage to convince some of us.
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Postby AntiM » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:03 am

petersonduck wrote:rangerLEO had huge lists of why burning man is better than X, and why X is better than burning man, but they were all removed by mods.

too bad, they were funny as hell... i guess a little too funny for the borg, eh?


Not this mod, and not mentioned as removed by the other mods. The "borg" itself rarely makes an appearance, much less fool around with posts. I don't think it was him, his profile doesn't bring any such posts up. I'm sure it was someone else and I'll think of it later.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:14 pm

Well, he did have this, on the first page of the thread. It's mildly amusing, but nothing earth shattering. My advice is not to search on the term "better than," too many hits.
rangerLEO wrote:* easier to find a parking spot
* kids having a good time doesn't make adults feel less hard-core
* based on the above, no endless discussion about banning kids
* fireworks show EVERY night
* DPW stays below ground
* everyone is comfortable admitting that they worship a corporate iconic humanoid figure
* better execution of art installations
* management stays below the radar of participants; doesn't seek narcissistic supply from every wide-eyed newb
* a simple, singular theme: fantasyland
* doesn't try to reinvent itself as something 'new' & evolutionary' to mask over 'lamer every year'
* doesn't pretend it's not an event for the mainstream
* more steampunk
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Postby moonrise » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, he did have this, on the first page of the thread. It's mildly amusing, but nothing earth shattering. My advice is not to search on the term "better than," too many hits.
rangerLEO wrote:* easier to find a parking spot
* kids having a good time doesn't make adults feel less hard-core
* based on the above, no endless discussion about banning kids
* fireworks show EVERY night
* DPW stays below ground
* everyone is comfortable admitting that they worship a corporate iconic humanoid figure
* better execution of art installations
* management stays below the radar of participants; doesn't seek narcissistic supply from every wide-eyed newb
* a simple, singular theme: fantasyland
* doesn't try to reinvent itself as something 'new' & evolutionary' to mask over 'lamer every year'
* doesn't pretend it's not an event for the mainstream
* more steampunk


Not many posts from rangerLEO and the list seems a bit bitter.
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Postby davem » Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:05 pm

Let it be known that I'll be going to both Disney World and Burning Man in 2011.

Great year!!!

:shock:

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Postby TomServo » Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:13 pm

davem wrote:Let it be known that I'll be going to both Disney World and Burning Man in 2011.

Great year!!!

:shock:



Make it interesting, go to Disney World after Burning Man.
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Postby Thecatman » Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:17 pm

If you go in the summer, Disney World will be hot and humid
Burning Man will be hot and dry



Been to Disney world two times, in August 1986 and July 1995 terribly humid
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Postby Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:56 am

Image

Disney's Small World has posh little boats, not sweaty junk bicycles.
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Postby gaminwench » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:43 am

... yes, and it also has that never-ending, constantly repeating sound track!
oh, wait...

ummm...

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 am

Bob wrote:Image

Disney's Small World has posh little boats, not sweaty junk bicycles.

Yeah, but that's obviously a picture of Boomtown.
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Postby Eric » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Bob wrote:Image

Disney's Small World has posh little boats, not sweaty junk bicycles.

Yeah, but that's obviously a picture of Boomtown.


Ah, Boomtown. The only casino I've ever been thrown out of.

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:05 pm

I got kicked out of the old Riverside Casino in Reno. Of course, vomiting on the poker table will have that effect I'm afraid.

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Postby Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:49 pm

Poker is a hell of a drug, eh.
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