Mmmmm... Such good company, obviously the vanguard of creativity and insight. Your in such good company.
Oh, and you're not?
I'm not sure which camp would be more hellish but stacking the list of more conservative 'artists' and playing their 'hits' in your camp doesn't look any more promising.
Paul Anka, “(You’re) Having My Baby”
Johnny Burnette, “God, Country and My Baby”
Charlie Daniels Band, “In America”
Neil Diamond, “America”
Doobie Brothers, “Jesus Is Just Alright”
Yvonne Elliman and Helen Reddy, “I Don’t Know How To Love Him”
Connie Francis, “God Bless America”
Bobby Fuller Four, “I Fought the Law”
Lee Greenwood, “God Bless the U.S.A.”
Edwin Hawkins Singers, “Oh Happy Day”
Johnny Horton, “Battle of New Orleans”
Whitney Houston, “The Star Spangled Banner”
Ferlin Husky, “Wings of a Dove”
Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Andy Williams, “Battle Hymn of the Republic”
Aaron Tippin, “Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Fly”
BTW, let us know when you pull your myopic, stereotyping head out of your ass - maybe we can pound down a few Coors or something....